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Surlee Got Run Over by a Mailbox

Posted by Doctor Surlee on December 24, 2017 at 2:00 PM

On the tenth day of winter, Toontown gives to you:
Calm before a storm?,
Red-nosed reindeer Toons,
Twice your battle experience,
Cheerful Christmas costumes,
White winter wonderlands,
(bum bum bum...)
Lots of caroling Snowtoons,
Brand new winter music,
Festive decorations,
And an update to make your holidays brand new!

Doctor Surlee stands in Toontorial Street with some Polar Bears on Christmas Eve.

Hello, and Merry Christmas Eve to all of you fine Toons! 
I'm Doctor Surlee of Loony Labs. You may know me from many of my famous inventions such as the Portable Hole, Laff Meter, and Silly Met-- Oh, no, that's not here yet. Wrong timeline.

It's been a peaceful year for me. April Toons Week was ultimately a success in terms of silliness. Fluffy was found, though, still no signs of... Ah, well, you know. The peace of this year does not bring me good tidings for next, however. I've been tracking the 26th of each month, waiting for it to happen. This may be a blizzard, but it is truly the calm before the real storm. Only some Toons will know what I mean, but the rest of you will understand soon enough.

Once again, I have sat myself here on this same cold street in Toontown Central, awaiting the next move of this dastardly mailbox. You simply cannot trust them, I know better than anyone. This glorified trash can pushed me over earlier, I tell you! I hadn't even had too much eggnog.

This very mailbox contains hundreds of letters to SantaToon, however, my mail also happens to be within this mailbox, and quite frankly I need it. I’ve tried a whole barrage of tactics, including but not limited to:

  • Asking nicely
  • Asking rudely
  • Dancing frantically
  • Freezing it in Ice
  • Melting it with my Blowtorch
  • Burning it with my Blowtorch
  • Caroling to get into the Holiday spirit
  • Ripping my hair out (That one may have been unintentional.)

Needless to say, this mailbox is a tough one -- but I won't leave here until I get my package, even if it means that I'll be here until the end of Christmas to greet new Toons. Perhaps this year someone can help me get this blasted thing open - anyone will do! You can find me on Tutorial Terrace, same place as every year. All new Toons, especially bears, are welcome to stop by and say "Merry Christmas!"

Have a Merry Christmas Eve, Toons. I'll be seeing you plenty next year.


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Buthter said on December 20, 2017 at 2:04 PM

Lea said on December 20, 2017 at 2:35 PM
Awesome news! Toontown rewrittens winter wonderland!

Little Yippie JingleTail said on December 24, 2017 at 2:17 PM
Amazing! can't wait for the mac launcher to work so I can play with all this amazing stuff! Thank you TTR staff!

Cuddly bear said on December 24, 2017 at 2:29 PM
Only new toon bears? Aww too bad then. Great though

Skippy Bumbleface said on December 24, 2017 at 3:19 PM

Bonkers Electropow said on December 24, 2017 at 3:20 PM
Merry Christmas because the real fun is about to begin here!

Cool Toon said on December 24, 2017 at 3:35 PM
Polar bear time.

Pancake said on December 24, 2017 at 3:51 PM
Yeaa.. it's already christmas for me. Got awesome gifts *Puts MLG glasses on*

Midnight Razzlepaws said on December 24, 2017 at 4:03 PM
Guess it's that time of the year again... I wonder what Doctor Surlee hides underneath that calm exterior of his...? Anyway, Merry Christmas!

Here Kitty kitty said on December 24, 2017 at 4:21 PM
From all us mac players, Thank you!!! With the holidays here you still came threw for us. Best holiday gift this year :)

Tommo said on December 24, 2017 at 4:51 PM
okay but for some reason my game wont update past 6 (out of 21) rip. I'm shaking in my boots with excitement

said on December 24, 2017 at 5:16 PM
Ooh, you almost spelled out Silly Meter. Now I'm curious of what that's going to be!

Angelicat said on December 24, 2017 at 5:17 PM
Ooh! You almost spelled out Silly Meter... Hmm, now you've got me curious of what that's going to be!

Sweetheart said on December 24, 2017 at 5:28 PM
Where do I get the new holiday backpack? I've seen many toons have it but I can't find it. Is it a code or is it in the cattlelog? HELP

pink summer said on December 24, 2017 at 7:26 PM
poor doctor surllee I think the mailbox is on the naughty list.:( merry christmas

Doctor Curly Crinklecorn said on December 25, 2017 at 1:55 AM
I dont like what you mean by "calm before the storm" this could just be a blizzard... or its about to go down.

Duck the cog hunter said on December 25, 2017 at 7:17 AM
ooh, at surlees words I'm so excited "Slappy lives, train you gags and laff, something big is coming" :D

Melody said on December 25, 2017 at 10:00 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Toons! Wonder what's so.. Interesting about the 26th... I do hope we find out soon enough!

Professor Control said on December 25, 2017 at 11:06 AM

Prince Beantoes said on December 25, 2017 at 11:14 AM

Blizzard's Sky said on December 25, 2017 at 2:06 PM
I caught that mailbox moving around while you were speaking, Doctor Surlee!

Samiul said on December 26, 2017 at 5:29 AM
Omg executive office??

Duke CoconutBananaSpeed said on December 26, 2017 at 7:09 AM
Wheeeeeeee. Back on on January 1st!

Bliss said on December 27, 2017 at 2:34 PM
Christmas! I love this holiday!

mariee11 said on December 30, 2017 at 3:12 PM
i cant wait to play this awesome game toontowns

Bumpy Sniffleflip said on December 31, 2017 at 9:52 AM
Wrong timeline? Silly Meter is a time machine confirmed?
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