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Surlee's Theory of Golfitivity

Posted by Doctor Surlee on December 6, 2015 at 2:15 PM

Greetings. For those who don't know me, I'm Doctor Surlee of Loony Labs. You may have heard some news from my co-worker, Professor Prepostera, a few days back. Today I'm here to bring you another exciting discovery from the labs - a proposed solution to an activity us Toons like to call Minigolf.



Ever since the April Toons Gravity Mishap, and even sometime before, I've been dedicating my work to studying the silly surge anomalies in Toontown. One that peaked my interest was an issue with Golf Balls disobeying the laws of physics.

It's taken me months to find the cause, but with the data we received from the quantum silly gravitations combined with a dose of reorganizing the punny particle structure of the golf ball's molecular field (Luckily some of those moles moved from our golf courses over to the Bossbot's) -- I was finally able to come up with my own Theory of Golfitivity to put an end to the physics-breaking calamities!

Oh. I lost you. Let me put it simply: The Golf Balls are ready to go, and after a bit of preparation, they will be ready for all to use. Chip and Dale's Minigolf will be open to all of Toontown later this week!

I'm sure one of the Toon Troopers will have plenty to tell you about the courses upon their release. Check up in the next few days - the golf shipments are almost over with.

Now, back to my experiments. Since that I've solved that dilemma, it's time to finalize the work on another experiment of mine relating to Silly Surges...

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Pochard said on December 6, 2015 at 2:17 PM
I expected a Christmas post - but this is even better!

Ducky said on December 6, 2015 at 2:18 PM
I can't wait! Ready to minigolf!

Macks said on December 6, 2015 at 2:18 PM
YAY GOLF WOOT! That's all i have to say...

Carla said on December 6, 2015 at 2:19 PM
AHHHHHHHH

Mister Fluffy Dynoteeth said on December 6, 2015 at 2:20 PM
Ooh! Golfitivity! I like that word! Also, great to see you, Doc! You should speak more often, for it seems you have some really awesome knowledge about sciency stuff! Anyways, glad to see you fixed golfing! That's one thing I've been wanting to try out ever since I heard some Toons speaking about it existing way before I moved into town. I always thought of them as just silly rumors, but I guess now they won't be anymore!

Captain Daisy said on December 6, 2015 at 2:22 PM
That's awesome! I've never seen the Golf Courses before, so I'm REALLY excited. Keep up the good work, Loony Labs! Captain Daisy

Miss Trixie Wonderberry said on December 6, 2015 at 2:23 PM
YESSSSSSSSS GOLF FINALLY!!! THANK YOU GUYS!! :D <3

Frozen Carrot said on December 6, 2015 at 2:25 PM
That Is Great Keep Up The Good Work!!!!!!!

Sulli said on December 6, 2015 at 2:26 PM
So does this mean just the area will be open or will we actually be able to Minigolf? Either way, glad to see more progress TTR Team! thanks for everything :)

Midnight Spirit said on December 6, 2015 at 2:28 PM
This seems nice!

Miss Fashionably Late said on December 6, 2015 at 2:28 PM
Sweet!!!! Can't wait to play!!!! :)

Lieutoonant Yar said on December 6, 2015 at 2:28 PM
That'll be great, I've got friends waiting for it! :) (Lieutoonant Yar, Starry Blue Night, Starry Nightfall, Princess Trixie Twinkletoon, Little Robin Spacklequack, DragonSong, Dalektable, Quark, Novalu Nebula, Novalis Comet)

Elsa Smelsa said on December 6, 2015 at 2:34 PM
I Can't wait to play Minigolf! i love minigolf! :D

Black Panther said on December 6, 2015 at 2:36 PM
Wow!! I've waited so long to play golf!!

Little Dottie said on December 6, 2015 at 2:36 PM
YES

Oliviastarz said on December 6, 2015 at 2:38 PM
Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!! :D So excited!

Ooowoo said on December 6, 2015 at 2:40 PM
Good to see that those naughty golf balls won't be ignoring physics anymore.

Lyle said on December 6, 2015 at 2:41 PM
Poor Doctor Surlee! Those golf-balls have cost him •TWO YEARS• just so he can find a way for us toons to play golf! I wonder if the golf balls were undercover spies for cog-nation... Those pesky cogs think they can do ANYTHING, soon they'll learn they can't.

Light Blue Cat said on December 6, 2015 at 2:44 PM
Yay! I've been waiting for this for so long! Go Doctor Surlee!

Yogi said on December 6, 2015 at 2:45 PM
Woo Hoo........ Finally its about time, love to play Mini golf

King Zowie Megapow said on December 6, 2015 at 2:47 PM
Wow! I'm so excited!!!

popo589 said on December 6, 2015 at 2:48 PM
This improvement will make me the champion of golf! MWAHAHAHAH

Days of Thunder said on December 6, 2015 at 2:48 PM
Woohoo, gotta get working on my 600 course wins!

Constellations said on December 6, 2015 at 2:54 PM
Can't wait to get in the game. Thanks Doc!

Firestar said on December 6, 2015 at 2:55 PM
Toontastic! :D

Funky Barnaclepoof said on December 6, 2015 at 2:55 PM
YAY!

Ayero said on December 6, 2015 at 2:56 PM
So exciting!

Violet Wondertoon said on December 6, 2015 at 2:57 PM
Can't wait to start golfing! Thanks TTR team :D

Smirky Bumberpop said on December 6, 2015 at 3:00 PM
Hooray! Golfing is one of my all-time favorite things in Toontown. I'm glad to see it coming to Toontown Rewritten! Now, Doctor Surlee... care to explain these "Silly Surges"?

Spike said on December 6, 2015 at 3:00 PM
Amazing! I Have been waiting for golf for a really long time. I just hope doodles will be coming out soon :). Love you TTR, keep making many people happy <3

Erik said on December 6, 2015 at 3:01 PM
Great! Time to go for that 137 laff! :D

Master Z.Z. said on December 6, 2015 at 3:12 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -two hours later- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! Can't wait! Soon my golfing outfit will actually be useful! :D

Skippermacbounce said on December 6, 2015 at 3:13 PM
Yes! Whoo hoo! Finally, I loved this in tto.

Lord of bacon said on December 6, 2015 at 3:15 PM
Did somebody say 137 laff??????

Chip said on December 6, 2015 at 3:32 PM
I LOVE GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! Please don't ban me for using all caps. I just couldn't contain myself.

Looney said on December 6, 2015 at 3:33 PM
Yes! It's been a while since something from original toontown was implemented, Great job TTR team!

good ol violet paleflipper said on December 6, 2015 at 3:53 PM
i cant wait! hopefully we can get doodles soon... :)

Peach the Monkey said on December 6, 2015 at 3:53 PM
Yes! I love minigolf! I am so excited to play! :D

Maid-chan said on December 6, 2015 at 3:53 PM
Yay!!! Golfing!!!! now all we need is Doodles and parties!!!

Cookie Googlebrains said on December 6, 2015 at 3:58 PM
Well then. When golfing comes that means the maxed laff toons are gonna need to work on golfing!

Weird Peaches Pepperfoot said on December 6, 2015 at 4:00 PM
I can't wait! I need to go tell Mr. Sanderson that it is time to stock up on those mass produced cream filled pastries! XD

Princess Trixie said on December 6, 2015 at 4:02 PM
Finally we get golfing on TTR. I was hoping for doodles but golfing will do now I got something I can do on TTR :D

Pug said on December 6, 2015 at 4:03 PM
Wow! This is amazing! I love golf! :D

Pumpkin said on December 6, 2015 at 4:04 PM
OMG YES!! :) Thanks for your hard work <3

Shadow said on December 6, 2015 at 4:05 PM
Finally, with golf in TTR, us toons will finally be able to get 137 laff, the max in the original game!

Duskstar said on December 6, 2015 at 4:05 PM
Yippie! I love golf! :D

Crazy dog said on December 6, 2015 at 4:06 PM
Awesome! I can't wait for golf to be here! :)

Wacky Flippinstomper said on December 6, 2015 at 4:07 PM
Thank you guys! I've been waiting for this for so long. Keep up the good work!

skinny holly said on December 6, 2015 at 4:11 PM
Yay! :D

Ness said on December 6, 2015 at 4:11 PM
Oh my goodness! We haven't had golf for long time and we will have lots of fun!

Elvira said on December 6, 2015 at 4:15 PM
I hope they are bringing back the Hole in One contest!!! Win some clothes!!!! I need my outfit back (plz and thx) CANT WAIT!!!! SO excited!!!

Royal Roy (105) said on December 6, 2015 at 4:15 PM
I can't wait to get back into mini-golf with some good friends!

Flyin' Dutch Fox said on December 6, 2015 at 4:16 PM
YEAH!!! Can't wait! This will be my first time!!!

Rosie said on December 6, 2015 at 4:30 PM
Well, not as good as doodles, but AWESOME! Hey, that gives me a TOONTASTIC idea! How about, a Christmas gift to all of the players of Toontown Rewritten, DOODLES ON CHRISTMAS! We're only 19 days away! ( From where I am that is. ) Well, see ya later this week!

Zack said on December 6, 2015 at 4:44 PM
Wow, at last! Minigolf will be opening later this week! Thanks Doctor Shurlee!

Sunny Buddy said on December 6, 2015 at 4:49 PM
Golfing?! YEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peachy said on December 6, 2015 at 4:51 PM
Yay so happy golf is coming!

Cool Pinky said on December 6, 2015 at 4:51 PM
Toontastic! I missed golfing! I'm so excited! Thanks Dr. Surlee! :)

Violet Purplepop said on December 6, 2015 at 4:59 PM
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES! WOW! So pumped I'm like Bursting With HAPPINESS! (I right this as I polish my putter)

princess sadie purpeltwist said on December 6, 2015 at 5:04 PM
Sweet now to get my SWING ON !!!!!!!!!!

Flapjack Featherflap said on December 6, 2015 at 5:09 PM
OH MY, YESSSS!!! GOLFING IS THE ONLY REASON I CREATED A TTI ACCOUNT!!!! AND NOW LOOK, WE'LL BE ABLE TO GOLF IN TTR SOON!!!! YESSSS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH DR. SURLEE!!!! Time is ticking!

Noisy Twinklebumper said on December 6, 2015 at 5:10 PM
YAY GOLF! Lets see the new courses this week. I hope they're not too difficult.

Justin Puppy said on December 6, 2015 at 5:10 PM
Awesome! I can't wait to play some mini-golf! :)

Melanie said on December 6, 2015 at 5:16 PM
*heart attack AHHHHHHH- FINALLY <3

Koalacards said on December 6, 2015 at 5:28 PM
Woohoo! Love it! Also, I like the spoilers of a possible field office background.

totallytoota said on December 6, 2015 at 5:36 PM
Amazing! Cant wait!

El toon John said on December 6, 2015 at 5:38 PM
love how you guys can add to the game! cant wait to see what next!

Tess said on December 6, 2015 at 5:43 PM
Finally! I am so happy to get minigolfing! :3 #YESH #OMG #ILOVETTR #Happy

Wet McNoodle said on December 6, 2015 at 5:46 PM
Yayyyy!11 I cant not wait!!!

Little Kitten said on December 6, 2015 at 5:46 PM
I can give you two words - YAY and WOOHOO!!!!!!!

Grif said on December 6, 2015 at 5:52 PM
Does this mean 137 laff is finally here?

Captaindandypretzel said on December 6, 2015 at 5:53 PM
YES! I miss this from TTO!

HappyKat said on December 6, 2015 at 5:54 PM
heck yea golf is back cant wait for this time for the returning golf champion to return. THANK YOU TTR Staff you are really helping this community a lot.

Cuddles Dandygrooven said on December 6, 2015 at 6:06 PM
I can't wait!! I'm so excited to start golfing again!

The Dog said on December 6, 2015 at 6:06 PM
yay golf soon (id rather have doodles ;---;)

Knuckles Blubbernugget said on December 6, 2015 at 6:24 PM
Finally! I've been waiting to golf ever since I've returned to Toontown after my 5 year vacation. Can't wait!

Coral Pug said on December 6, 2015 at 6:27 PM
Toonerrific!

bonzo said on December 6, 2015 at 6:31 PM
yay its about time

Greeny said on December 6, 2015 at 6:59 PM
Now with golfing implemmented, toons can get to 137 laff! That's great, I love golf! Thanks TTR!

Jake Toppenmouth said on December 6, 2015 at 6:59 PM
Yay!!! NOW WE CAN GET 137 LAFF :D

Jake Sourbrains said on December 6, 2015 at 7:03 PM
Never played this mini golf.... Sounds Good!

Lady Belle said on December 6, 2015 at 7:05 PM
Wow this is amazing. I literally shouted "YES" as soon as I saw the title of this article.

Mineturte said on December 6, 2015 at 7:17 PM
Well... This is exiting! :D More laff boosts!

Guzaboo's Porkchops said on December 6, 2015 at 7:18 PM
Sounds awesome! Can't wait!

Melody said on December 6, 2015 at 7:19 PM
Yay! I must say I'm looking FOREward to the golf courses opening later! (Get it? Fore, like what people yell when they- OK, I'll leave now.)

princess honey bunny said on December 6, 2015 at 7:57 PM
OMG YAY THANK YOU!!!

Silly Little Potato said on December 6, 2015 at 8:01 PM
I can't wait to play golf!

Broken Hearted Dreams said on December 6, 2015 at 8:02 PM
Wonderful i cant wait to play mini golf with people

Ashwath (Blue cat with 62 laff) said on December 6, 2015 at 8:06 PM
I never played minigolf but it sounds like fun!

Pickles said on December 6, 2015 at 8:10 PM
Cool

Mario said on December 6, 2015 at 8:43 PM
I can't wait for minigolf to come!

miss mew mew said on December 6, 2015 at 9:22 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Toontown Rewritten!

Goofball said on December 6, 2015 at 9:30 PM
Yay GOOOOLF IS HEEEERE!!!! Thanks so much TTR Staff! <3

Freddy Toonbear said on December 6, 2015 at 10:41 PM
Woot! Hopefully next there's doodles!

Good ol' Ned said on December 6, 2015 at 10:42 PM
Finally!!! i waited a long time for this.

Petunia Sparklebubble said on December 6, 2015 at 11:02 PM
Owooo! Golf! Whoopee~ :D

Mousey said on December 6, 2015 at 11:24 PM
yay i miss golf :)

Krakers said on December 7, 2015 at 3:36 AM
Yeah!

Princess Vanessa MysterySweet said on December 7, 2015 at 4:05 AM
Oh My Gosh THANK YOU TTR!!??!?!?! you are realeasing golf on my birthday!!!!! best BIRTHday PrESENT EVER!!??!?!?!

King Droopy Electrohoffer said on December 7, 2015 at 4:08 AM
Yay, the last laff (for now)! Glad to see that there are no more anomalies in the space time continuum concerning golf balls anymore (Like I know what I'm talking about. :P). I'm off to get my golf cap!

Candy said on December 7, 2015 at 4:12 AM
I remember those disobedient golf balls... Good thing we finally got them to listen!

Zilly Jingleboom said on December 7, 2015 at 4:15 AM
Finally! I love toon golf!

Wobble said on December 7, 2015 at 4:26 AM
Yay! I was just thinking yesterday about how much I miss MiniGolf :)

Lady Violet said on December 7, 2015 at 4:27 AM
Yes! I can't wait for golf!!! :)

star said on December 7, 2015 at 4:49 AM
yay!!! i cant wait

KIng Star Mczapper said on December 7, 2015 at 5:18 AM
Finally we are going to golf we are so happy Finally

Chip said on December 7, 2015 at 5:27 AM
YEsss!!!! i been waiting for golf all year

mekhi123 said on December 7, 2015 at 6:17 AM
I cant wait to play

captain max sparklezilla said on December 7, 2015 at 7:27 AM
yes finally me kind of game of minigolf i think it will be nice to play it again :D

Flappy Mcpow said on December 7, 2015 at 7:37 AM
Golf! Aw yeah! really excited!

goodolzippitybiggensplat said on December 7, 2015 at 7:43 AM
I am so excited to play mini golf! An early Christmas present for sure.

Joshi said on December 7, 2015 at 8:12 AM
YAY!!!!!!!!!! I love the golf =)

Choco said on December 7, 2015 at 9:25 AM
Yay!!, We'll have so much fun!!!! :D :D

Katy said on December 7, 2015 at 12:11 PM
Oh my god i cant belive that golf its coming!!!

Sneaky Squeaky said on December 7, 2015 at 12:19 PM
Golftastic!

Katie Kat (77 laff and counting!) said on December 7, 2015 at 12:24 PM
Yesh!! Finally! Can't wait! And can't wait to see what updates come next! Keep up the good work, TTR Team! - Truly, A Dear Fan

Pancake Crinkleflapper said on December 7, 2015 at 1:14 PM
YES!!!!! Finally a way to raise my laff!

sapphire said on December 7, 2015 at 1:31 PM
Yay golf!

miss mew mew said on December 7, 2015 at 2:02 PM
thank you sir

Lily Hulapouce said on December 7, 2015 at 2:04 PM
I have never been able to golf before, so so SO excited to finally be able to!!!!!!!:)

McGamer said on December 7, 2015 at 2:07 PM
Awesome i can imagine how fun mini golf will be, Ive been waiting so long! Thank you guys for adding it!

King Cricket said on December 7, 2015 at 2:09 PM
I finally get to golf! Of course, I'll have to learn how...

Classy Songbird said on December 7, 2015 at 2:10 PM
What a lovely holiday present for the toons!

Nachos said on December 7, 2015 at 2:21 PM
WOO HOO! i am so glad to see the golf courses coming back!

Monday said on December 7, 2015 at 2:21 PM
Great news! I can't wait to hit the links!

Rusty said on December 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM
I was a master at golfing before! Y'all are doin' excellent with TTR! Sooner or later, the max laff will come to us toons! ^_^

King Cokie said on December 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM
I can't wait for the Christmas updates, but I'm very excited for golf coming out!

Peanut said on December 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM
I loved minigolf in toontown online.NOW ITS ON TOONTOWN REWRITTEN YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.

Blue Top Hat said on December 7, 2015 at 2:29 PM
rruff! Sounds like fun is in the air! :D

Dr. Boo Boo Swinklezapper said on December 7, 2015 at 2:45 PM
I've been waiting for this for a long time!

crazy kippy said on December 7, 2015 at 2:47 PM
cant wait to do minIgolf with my friends :D

Amy said on December 7, 2015 at 2:56 PM
I have been waiting for FOREVER for this. Thank you SO much ttr!

Super Oscar Rhinogoose said on December 7, 2015 at 3:01 PM
I've been waiting for this, i'm super excited. I appreciate all the work you did

Bearly Here said on December 8, 2015 at 3:14 AM
Mini-golf! Just in time for winter break! Happy, happy, joy, joy!!

Little Skids Hucklebumble said on December 9, 2015 at 4:02 AM
Yeah! Golf!!

Gooby said on December 9, 2015 at 4:02 PM
I wonder when doodles will be introduced?

Podlet said on December 10, 2015 at 7:27 AM
Thanks for all you do, It's awesome that golf is back! I have to go create a few divots now.

Sir Trickalot said on December 11, 2015 at 5:27 AM
I am not sure about you guys, but I see the 'Sellbot Field Office' background area! This might be foreshadowing FO offices coming out?

Dylan Harry said on December 11, 2015 at 8:32 AM
Yay!!!

John said on December 11, 2015 at 5:36 PM
Um what about christmas?

Zacky said on December 11, 2015 at 6:54 PM
Golf is suppppper fun

Jordyn said on December 11, 2015 at 8:11 PM
Yas!! More laff points

Daring Midnight said on December 12, 2015 at 9:29 AM
AWESOME!!!! #AWESOME

Riley said on December 12, 2015 at 5:04 PM
OMG yay golf is finally coming I have been waiting and waiting for golf to come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob said on December 12, 2015 at 6:25 PM
awesome the golf is here

Captain Fireball said on December 13, 2015 at 12:12 PM
I usually don't look at the news, but this is awesome!
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