Daily Alpha Update: Hole-some Sabotage
Posted by Sir Max on December 2, 2013 at 2:00 PM
You cannot imagine the golfer's rage that is going through me right now. As you guys saw yesterday: Our golf course was sabotaged!
Hold your gasps folks, because I'm not done telling the story yet. In fact, I haven't even started. I'm going to start now.
So, you remember that single golf ball that obeyed the laws of physics? Yeah, so it turns out he was just pretending to obey physics so that he could get in and do an inside job. Once inside of our golf courses, he immediately disregarded all rules of the Tooniverse and sat there like a rock. Or at least, it seemed that he did. But no, I'm not done yet!
That golf ball had the nerve to sneak a camera in there and take pictures of our courses. I bet you it was sent to us by that new town across the country, Loontown. I never liked any of those Toons. To make it worse, it turns out that all of the golf balls are in fact wanted criminals. Apparently they stole a bunch of that of that useless yellow rock a few weeks ago, before I had even found it. Don't ask me how they did it, because I honestly have no idea.
Anyway, lesson learned: Never take golf balls from the dumpster outside Loony Labs. No worries, they are all gone now. We called the TTPD and had them all arrested. I managed to get another whole new set of golf balls that actually obey the laws of physics, so we can not only play golf- but play it with friends!
No worries- these aren't from the dumpster outside of Loony Labs. I've learned my lesson. These are from the dumpster outside of Toon HQ.
December 2, 2013 [ttr-alpha-ge4a3f71]
? More security and sanity checking for golf
? Fix a few AI crashes related to racing
? Might have possibly probably maybe fix the physics issues with golf
? Celebrate the end of this Hole-some Sabotage with the "Hole-some Fun" course! It is now available next to the Mystery Tunnel.
? Golf now switches to the next hole in the course, rather than exiting after the first one.
? The golf ball shortage is over! We have an endless supply of "new" golf balls, so feel free to bring a few of your friends to the courses.
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Loontown? I wonder if there are different types of cogs there...
Golfing was one of my favorite things to do in Toontown, I am glad to see it back!
I just love these stories to go along with the updates and bug fixes! They always make ma laugh. :D Great job on TTR!
Glad to hear golf is fixed! Hopefully this set of golf balls is not another set of imposters!
I found some yummy du- I mean jellybeans in that dumpster.
I never want to see those dastardly golfballs around our golf park again! Thank you Sir Max for fixing the problem and allowing toons to golf together! ^_^
Great ending these alpha updates are the best .Can't wait for beta version. You guys are the best!
I love how you guys write the news, its so.... cute! Can't wait to see how it turns out, you've got my full support :D
To whom is responsible for what that thing did. how DARE it do such a terrible disaster to a golf course like this. whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves. Think of the poor toons.
Hahaha you crack me up sir max. I have a little lesson for you...... DON'T GET GOLF BALLS FROM DUMPSTERS!! Lol you guys sure are making great progress in constructing toontown rewritten! Keep up the good work. (And give my old friends Rudolph, Doctor Dudley Whistledoodle and crazy banana pop a BIG hug for me! :-)
I can't actually believe how much fast development is going O.O Thanks Toontown Rewritten! It lightens me up how each update gets me going :D
Oh. This really does make my day. I am super excited for the next update! I wish my time difference was not so much though! :) Keep going, you're doing extremely well.
This was a really nice story to go with the update.
Awesome! Golf was so fun to troll people with. XD
well, glad to see you learned YOUR lesion, and those golf balls did also. keep up the good work and the alpha participants have fun with the new golf course!.... I wish the game was out now :(
I'm glad you brought them to justice! Shame on those golf balls! 40 years!!!
The Loontown Toons were arrested or the golf balls were arrested? You can't actually arrest golf balls, really its impossible to arrest them! You couldn't even get the handcuffs on them, they are round and round things cannot be arrested. I already knew that.
Wow! These stories keep on getting better and better :D. I remember following development of other video games I enjoy playing, and to develop they took much longer. You are making great progress on the game, faster than any game I've ever witnessed. I thank you for that. I don't like those people from Loontown - they sound quite destructive and antagonizing. Possibly add it as a new world for more skilled players once the original game is complete...just an idea.
What if it was actually a toon disguised as a golf ball, hmm?
This is so exciting!!! I am so glad we have multiplayer golf now keep up the good work! I can't wait until beta!
Gosh! Golfballs these days! Always messing with us!
I am very pleased with your progress in this game, and when released to the public it will gain the respect it deserves
Ah, yes the golf balls who defied the laws of physics in the tooniverse. Those little things made such a mess in our courses. I wonder who in the tooniverse is responsible for this. Wait, hold on. Oh my goodness, Loontown?! Those golf balls came from Loontown? That explains it! No wonder they were acting weird and strange.
Oh gosh, I love these stories. <3 Keep it up, TTR, we're all so grateful you're getting this up and running! You're making so much progress! Thank you, Rewritten Team!
im 15 and i played since 2006!! it was the only game i ever played! this game is my childhood and i just cant wait to play it!! thank you so much for the give away , i entered i hope i'll get a key! i cant wait to play with more toons i know!! i've been waiting for this for so long!! so excited!! :)
Looks great, guys! Keep up the good work and I'll be loving you forever! Haha