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Daily Alpha Update: Hole-some Sabotage

Posted by Sir Max on December 2, 2013 at 2:00 PM

You cannot imagine the golfer's rage that is going through me right now. As you guys saw yesterday: Our golf course was sabotaged!

Hold your gasps folks, because I'm not done telling the story yet. In fact, I haven't even started. I'm going to start now.

So, you remember that single golf ball that obeyed the laws of physics? Yeah, so it turns out he was just pretending to obey physics so that he could get in and do an inside job. Once inside of our golf courses, he immediately disregarded all rules of the Tooniverse and sat there like a rock. Or at least, it seemed that he did. But no, I'm not done yet!

That golf ball had the nerve to sneak a camera in there and take pictures of our courses. I bet you it was sent to us by that new town across the country, Loontown. I never liked any of those Toons. To make it worse, it turns out that all of the golf balls are in fact wanted criminals. Apparently they stole a bunch of that of that useless yellow rock a few weeks ago, before I had even found it. Don't ask me how they did it, because I honestly have no idea.

Anyway, lesson learned: Never take golf balls from the dumpster outside Loony Labs. No worries, they are all gone now. We called the TTPD and had them all arrested. I managed to get another whole new set of golf balls that actually obey the laws of physics, so we can not only play golf- but play it with friends!

No worries- these aren't from the dumpster outside of Loony Labs. I've learned my lesson. These are from the dumpster outside of Toon HQ.

December 2, 2013 [ttr-alpha-ge4a3f71]

? More security and sanity checking for golf

? Fix a few AI crashes related to racing
? Might have possibly probably maybe fix the physics issues with golf

? Celebrate the end of this Hole-some Sabotage with the "Hole-some Fun" course! It is now available next to the Mystery Tunnel.
? Golf now switches to the next hole in the course, rather than exiting after the first one.
? The golf ball shortage is over! We have an endless supply of "new" golf balls, so feel free to bring a few of your friends to the courses.


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Titanic said on December 2, 2013 at 2:08 PM
Looks great, guys! Keep up the good work and I'll be loving you forever! Haha

Melody (Purple Mouse, Laff 108) said on December 2, 2013 at 2:09 PM
Loontown? I wonder if there are different types of cogs there...

Scare-D-Cat said on December 2, 2013 at 2:10 PM
Golfing was one of my favorite things to do in Toontown, I am glad to see it back!

Moon Berry said on December 2, 2013 at 2:11 PM
I just love these stories to go along with the updates and bug fixes! They always make ma laugh. :D Great job on TTR!

Big Biscuit Cheezynerd said on December 2, 2013 at 2:11 PM
Glad to hear golf is fixed! Hopefully this set of golf balls is not another set of imposters!

Captain Stinky Poppen Bumper said on December 2, 2013 at 2:12 PM
I found some yummy du- I mean jellybeans in that dumpster.

Never Leaf said on December 2, 2013 at 2:15 PM
I never want to see those dastardly golfballs around our golf park again! Thank you Sir Max for fixing the problem and allowing toons to golf together! ^_^

Yo Blue said on December 2, 2013 at 2:36 PM
Great ending these alpha updates are the best .Can't wait for beta version. You guys are the best!

Captain Jinksjinx said on December 2, 2013 at 2:44 PM
I love how you guys write the news, its so.... cute! Can't wait to see how it turns out, you've got my full support :D

Freckles said on December 2, 2013 at 2:48 PM
To whom is responsible for what that thing did. how DARE it do such a terrible disaster to a golf course like this. whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves. Think of the poor toons.

Prof. Max Twiddlejinks said on December 2, 2013 at 2:56 PM
Hahaha you crack me up sir max. I have a little lesson for you...... DON'T GET GOLF BALLS FROM DUMPSTERS!! Lol you guys sure are making great progress in constructing toontown rewritten! Keep up the good work. (And give my old friends Rudolph, Doctor Dudley Whistledoodle and crazy banana pop a BIG hug for me! :-)

Leopard Cub said on December 2, 2013 at 2:58 PM
I can't actually believe how much fast development is going O.O Thanks Toontown Rewritten! It lightens me up how each update gets me going :D

English Toon. said on December 2, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Oh. This really does make my day. I am super excited for the next update! I wish my time difference was not so much though! :) Keep going, you're doing extremely well.

Captain Awesome said on December 2, 2013 at 3:28 PM
This was a really nice story to go with the update.

Tyler said on December 2, 2013 at 3:43 PM
Awesome! Golf was so fun to troll people with. XD

ZombieTV said on December 2, 2013 at 4:28 PM
well, glad to see you learned YOUR lesion, and those golf balls did also. keep up the good work and the alpha participants have fun with the new golf course!.... I wish the game was out now :(

Super Cliff Superquack said on December 2, 2013 at 4:32 PM
I'm glad you brought them to justice! Shame on those golf balls! 40 years!!!

Snow Flake said on December 2, 2013 at 5:11 PM
The Loontown Toons were arrested or the golf balls were arrested? You can't actually arrest golf balls, really its impossible to arrest them! You couldn't even get the handcuffs on them, they are round and round things cannot be arrested. I already knew that.

Tom McTeeth said on December 2, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Wow! These stories keep on getting better and better :D. I remember following development of other video games I enjoy playing, and to develop they took much longer. You are making great progress on the game, faster than any game I've ever witnessed. I thank you for that. I don't like those people from Loontown - they sound quite destructive and antagonizing. Possibly add it as a new world for more skilled players once the original game is complete...just an idea.

Jabbergadget said on December 2, 2013 at 6:47 PM
What if it was actually a toon disguised as a golf ball, hmm?

Rhonda said on December 2, 2013 at 7:06 PM
This is so exciting!!! I am so glad we have multiplayer golf now keep up the good work! I can't wait until beta!

Starlight said on December 3, 2013 at 1:10 AM
Gosh! Golfballs these days! Always messing with us!

Buster Rockenzaner said on December 3, 2013 at 7:27 AM
I am very pleased with your progress in this game, and when released to the public it will gain the respect it deserves

Rainbow Berry said on December 3, 2013 at 12:02 PM
Ah, yes the golf balls who defied the laws of physics in the tooniverse. Those little things made such a mess in our courses. I wonder who in the tooniverse is responsible for this. Wait, hold on. Oh my goodness, Loontown?! Those golf balls came from Loontown? That explains it! No wonder they were acting weird and strange.

Nandatil the Duck said on December 3, 2013 at 2:29 PM
Oh gosh, I love these stories. <3 Keep it up, TTR, we're all so grateful you're getting this up and running! You're making so much progress! Thank you, Rewritten Team!

Sapir! said on December 5, 2013 at 6:04 AM
im 15 and i played since 2006!! it was the only game i ever played! this game is my childhood and i just cant wait to play it!! thank you so much for the give away , i entered i hope i'll get a key! i cant wait to play with more toons i know!! i've been waiting for this for so long!! so excited!! :)
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