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Daily Alpha Update: Knock-Knock Nightmares

Posted by Sir Max on January 23, 2014 at 2:00 PM

I have horrible news today, everyone. I knew this day would come, yet I never expected it to be so soon. I tried to stop them, but they just wouldn't listen. The Toon Council came together with a very tough descision, one that I believe many of you will be wary of.

Today, January 23rd, has been declared as "Knational Knock-Knock Day".

Alright, so maybe it's just me who doesn't like Knock-Knock jokes. Who can't crack a smile at the punny perfection of a complete Knock-Knock joke? I'll tell you who: Me. Quite a while ago the Toon Council hosted a Knock-Knock Joke contest, and allowed the top 10 jokes to be taught to the doors once they arrived. The one problem with that is that someone has to judge every single one of those jokes that were submitted. That someone is me.

It serves me right for volunteering for something, too. Knock-Knock Judger sounded like an absolutely fabulous job. I get to spend all day reading hilarious jokes, am I right? I was wrong. I read over 5,000 of those horrifyingly hysterical jokes that nearly knocked me into a knock-knock induced coma!

Don't get me wrong, it has its benefits. If there's ever an awkard silence, I know exactly how to break it with one of the 5,000 knock-knock jokes that were shoved into my brain. It's great for Parties!

Anyhoo, to celebrate Knational Knock-Knock day, Mayor Mickey ordered hundreds of doors to line the streets of Toontown. They can't even open! Just give them a knock, and they'll give you a preposterous pun to go with it. You can check out the winners of our Knock-Knock contest on the Silly Street doors, along with many other jokes all across Toontown. Be warned, toons: A jumble of too many jokes is nothing to be jesting about. Nothing to jest about at all. But hey, at least the doors are here for just one day. Tomorrow this Knock-Knock Nightmare will be over with.

January 23, 2014 [ttr-alpha-g28b80fe]

• Update a few things for future localization support
• Improve back-end Estate loading

• Fix a bug that prevented racing trophies from being earned
• Fix "Open Folder" button on the Snapshots Page for OSX

• Add Knock-Knock doors to all streets for Knational Knock-Knock day
• Jokes that came from contest winners show the winner name rather than "Door" when telling a joke. You can find all of the winning jokes (Including Honorable Mentions) on Silly Street.


Sorry! Comments are closed.

Lily said on January 23, 2014 at 2:23 PM
This was such an amazing idea!

Old Cheese said on January 23, 2014 at 2:34 PM
Wow. Wow. Just wow. I cant even believe that Knock-Knock Jokes can be so SCARY! Man, I dokn't know wheter or knot to celebrate knational knock knock knay! I mean, day!

Macks said on January 23, 2014 at 2:35 PM
It's nice that it's not door anymore. Isn't it weird though that all those toons were named door. :3

Skipper Pedalflapper said on January 23, 2014 at 2:37 PM
I can't wait to hear all the knock knock jokes that won!

Ooowoo said on January 23, 2014 at 2:41 PM
Well, toons are known for their silliness so we should all enjoy this because it's the first silly update.

Flippenflip said on January 23, 2014 at 2:50 PM
Knock-knock doors were always an underrated feature, and the submitters were, too, underrated!

Jabbermoose said on January 23, 2014 at 3:22 PM

Anonymous said on January 23, 2014 at 3:31 PM
I have to say, I used to be a hardcore ToonTown player, I first got introduced to it by my cousins when I was really young, oh man was that game awesome. One day after many years of not playing I decided to come back and saw that it was being shut down, I was so disheartened and sad that I thought nothing could save it. But lo-and-behold, you guys come to save the day ;) I don't have an account but, I really appreciate that you guys (and gals I'm sure) are doing this, it made me so happy to see people so into this game that they are willing to pour blood, sweat and tears (not to mention your own money) into re-creating and improving upon what was the epitome of my childhood for online entertainment. Awesome to see.. -Tom

Ginger said on January 23, 2014 at 4:20 PM
Wow, those awesome door jokes now? Toontown Rewritten will be coming out soon for sure!!

Prof. Fireball KookyMooch said on January 23, 2014 at 4:33 PM
I was wondering when this would be added! Too bad my joke wasn't chosen...

Princess Candy Purplepretzel said on January 23, 2014 at 4:50 PM
Omg! I cant wait to play this new toontown, im gonna play sick for a day just to play it the day it comes out i swear!

Growith said on January 23, 2014 at 5:20 PM
How could you not like Knock-Knock jokes? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Sir Max. Who's sir max! SIR MAX IS ANGRY AT YOU FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM! lol, right? ...right?

Bob Monkeyman said on January 23, 2014 at 6:46 PM
Aw, don't take them away!

Floppy said on January 24, 2014 at 4:33 AM
You guys are doing such a great job, I'm so glad that someone is putting all this work into this game so it can be possible to play it again.

Good Ol' Duke said on January 24, 2014 at 9:46 AM
Ahh, memories. That seems so long ago, that contest. I think you should keep the jokes there in memory of it

Super monkey said on January 24, 2014 at 1:53 PM
Those door jokes are funny.

soon to be toon name - Ticci said on January 25, 2014 at 1:28 PM
Wonderful idea, Sir Max! Hope your ok. ~TaTa

Pinkybuttercup said on January 25, 2014 at 5:42 PM
Oh the horror of Knational Knock Knock day... And the name is a bad pun...

Paul said on January 27, 2014 at 9:13 AM
What an awesome idea! Can't wait to hear all of the new jokes!

Spotty Blubbersnoop said on January 30, 2014 at 11:54 AM
Cool! Cant wait till toontown rewritten comes, and i can hear all these awesome jokes!!!!!!!!!

Colerful Coco said on January 30, 2014 at 1:47 PM
When is this game coming out? Its my only hope and i really want to play again! Are their anymore contest so you can test ttr?
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