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Daily Alpha Update: Selfies -- Not Even Once

Posted by Hawkheart on January 20, 2014 at 2:00 PM

I'd like to let all of you know what's been going on since yesterday's post. As you may recall, Sir Max was nowhere to be found yesterday. Luckily, we have found him now. He is currently unable to write a news post, though. You see, we've sent him to an anonymous support group for his selfie addiction.

Sir Max was found earlier this morning, freezing in the outskirts of The Brrrgh, saying "Just... one... more... picture."

We confiscated his camera after bringing him to warm shelter, and what we found shocked us. He had taken a total of 452 selfies since Silly Saturday, each at a different location in Toontown. I didn't even know there were that many different places in Toontown! Some of the places he somehow managed to get himself and his camera include: the mountain visible from Acorn Acres, the roof of my friend's house, the bank in Toontown Central, and quite a few underwater. I guess he has a waterproof camera.

Now is probably a good time to discuss the symptoms and dangers of selfie addiction. If you find yourself taking pictures of yourself more than every three minutes, started developing a need for a Toonbook, or taken a picture of each of the last five meals of yours, you may be developing this terrible condition. Those afflicted with are prone to putting themselves and others in danger to get that one picture they need. Remember, kids: Selfies are no sillyness to be messed with.

January 20, 2014 [ttr-alpha-g8adcf25]

• Minor maintenance to nametags and chat bubbles
• Change clicking to only open something on release, rather than on click
• Code cleanup for Snapshots

• Prevent empty screenshot names on the Snapshots page
• Fix crash on Snapshots page for those with no screenshots
• Possibly fix a crash on Macs when clicking "Open Folder"


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Nestle said on January 20, 2014 at 2:34 PM
Every female in the world needs to be aware of this horrible addiction, I'm glad you got to Sir Max on time before it was too late!

Deputy J.C. said on January 20, 2014 at 2:35 PM
Well, I am glad you found him before he froze. Kids, don't do selfies.

Superspeedy Fireball said on January 20, 2014 at 2:47 PM
I don't see why the TTR development team is focusing so much on snapshots. Snapshots are good and all, but they have more important things to work on, like cogs and parties. They could be working on things behind the scenes, but I don't know if that's true.

Mudkipz said on January 20, 2014 at 3:30 PM
So this is the real reason why my mom dosen't let me have a phone...... I'll get addicted to taking selfies...... hmmm..

FlapToon said on January 20, 2014 at 4:11 PM
I hope this comes out well guys! I believe in you! Also, when toontown reopens, can I run for mayor?

Prof. Felix Wondersplat said on January 20, 2014 at 4:12 PM
Awesome work, keep the updates coming

Cookies 'n cream said on January 20, 2014 at 5:31 PM
Wow, 452 selfies, I didn't even think Sir Max's selfie addiction would be this bad! Hope he gets better!

Clover said on January 20, 2014 at 5:41 PM
Toontown Rewritten sounds like it's coming along great! Can't wait for Beta.

Isabella said on January 20, 2014 at 7:04 PM
Today is a very special day. Just to present Martin Luther King Junior Day I set up a thank you for TTR. On Animal Jam! :)

ms awesomy said on January 20, 2014 at 7:17 PM
the pictures might make people too addicted u should create a maximum amount of pictures per day so that nobody gets too addicted

Troy said on January 20, 2014 at 9:44 PM
452 photos? I heard a certain company had 452 employees and this 452 employee had a name called Stanley. Hmm Weird name isn't it?

Little Rainbow said on January 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM
Hope that Sir Max gets over this wacky condition soon! And I see that the updates are coming along greatly! Good work Toontown!

Noisy Jelltroll Electrozap said on January 21, 2014 at 12:25 AM
What about duck face?

Alex said on January 21, 2014 at 3:34 AM
Yay! Another Update. Guess we're really close to beta. Keep up the good work!

Rosy said on January 21, 2014 at 5:02 AM
The powers of selfies... :o

Mega said on January 21, 2014 at 6:25 AM
I feel bad for Sir Max.

Good Ol' Duke said on January 21, 2014 at 6:56 AM
I hope Sir Max can get over this addiction, or else he won't be able to post anything!

Noisy Sniffy Gigglemash said on January 21, 2014 at 11:19 AM
Poor Sir Max, I hope his fingers didn't catch frostbite, he won't be able to type anymore great posts ;)

Bob said on January 21, 2014 at 3:10 PM
It is great that you guys are trying your very hardest to bring this great game back! You guys rock!

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on January 21, 2014 at 6:57 PM
Aha, I knew selfies were bad from the beginning!

Bailz said on January 22, 2014 at 11:07 AM
What a shame, I hope Sir Max is OK

Cool Jake (137) said on January 22, 2014 at 5:58 PM
I love toontown rewritten and i love it in anyway :)

Isabella said on January 24, 2014 at 3:51 PM
This is a legit discussion, kids. Symptoms could lead to fatal Sir Max Disorder. Be careful with those selfies!

Meow Mix said on January 25, 2014 at 9:32 AM
Poor Sir Max! We hope he doesn't do more selfies!

Puddle said on January 26, 2014 at 1:36 PM
Well, kids, now you know. Selfie addictions can be deadly. Anyways, the new page in the shticker book is going to be so cool. I never got to take screenshots of Toontown because I didn't know how. Boy do I regret looking at the tips, I could have so many memories.
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