I'd like to let all of you know what's been going on since yesterday's post. As you may recall, Sir Max was nowhere to be found yesterday. Luckily, we have found him now. He is currently unable to write a news post, though. You see, we've sent him to an anonymous support group for his selfie addiction.

Sir Max was found earlier this morning, freezing in the outskirts of The Brrrgh, saying "Just... one... more... picture."

We confiscated his camera after bringing him to warm shelter, and what we found shocked us. He had taken a total of 452 selfies since Silly Saturday, each at a different location in Toontown. I didn't even know there were that many different places in Toontown! Some of the places he somehow managed to get himself and his camera include: the mountain visible from Acorn Acres, the roof of my friend's house, the bank in Toontown Central, and quite a few underwater. I guess he has a waterproof camera.

Now is probably a good time to discuss the symptoms and dangers of selfie addiction. If you find yourself taking pictures of yourself more than every three minutes, started developing a need for a Toonbook, or taken a picture of each of the last five meals of yours, you may be developing this terrible condition. Those afflicted with are prone to putting themselves and others in danger to get that one picture they need. Remember, kids: Selfies are no sillyness to be messed with.