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Itchin’ For Sales

Posted by Itchie Bumps on November 25, 2022 at 9:00 AM

Welcome, welcome, one and all! Ow! The sun has set on Thanksgiving, and now that we’ve all given thanks to our friends, family, and other loved ones, it’s time to give thanks to some — ouch — absolutely Toontastic sales, as it is now Black Friday!

Image: Itchie Bumps is showcasing all of those packages!

Most shops have canned their Black Friday sales, but not I. Come on down to Poison Oak Furniture for some of the best deals around town! All of my poison oak furniture is 99% off, with itches and bumps guaranteed! Ow! How’s that for a sale, eh? If you’re interested, which you should be, you can find my shop on Maple Street in Daisy Gardens — ah! Ow! Itchyyyyy!

Oww… Well, I suppose if poison oak isn’t your thing, you could — oof — place an order or two through Clarabelle’s Cattlelog instead, as she’s having her Annual Black Friday Sale. You can save a pretty jellybean while ordering from her, but her deals aren’t nearly as good as mine! (They do itch less, though…)

Make sure you cash in on her — ouch — our deals by December 3rd. A sale this good can’t go on forever, you know! I’ll be just itchin’ for your arrival -- hey, speaking of, do any of you happen to know where I can find some — ow — itch cream by any chance? No? Oh, well…

YEOWCH! Happy spending, Toons!


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Katelynn said on November 25, 2022 at 10:43 AM
I can’t wait to receive my new catalog.

Blueberry said on November 25, 2022 at 12:36 PM
I think I'll head on down there, I think an old friend of mine would LOVE this furniture.

Rollie said on November 25, 2022 at 5:02 PM
I just did a little Black Friday spree on my Cattlelog a few hours ago. Can't wait till my items arrive!

Beth said on November 25, 2022 at 7:58 PM
Very excited!!!

Berta The Chicken said on November 26, 2022 at 5:09 PM
Wow I went to poison oak furniture and there was nothing to buy. Very disappointing...

Angel Cake said on November 26, 2022 at 5:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!

Dinkly Binkle said on November 27, 2022 at 6:39 AM
Hey, -- ow -- do you happen to -- oof -- have the hex key for the -- agh! -- chair I just bought? It's kinda -- ouchie --- loose.

Bananasnooker said on November 27, 2022 at 8:46 PM
Thanks for the offer, Itchie, but I think I'll pass. I prefer my furniture to be itch-free. Although, it would be a fun prank to play on my friends... I'll think about it!

Tayla said on November 30, 2022 at 2:15 PM
I didn't understand where to buy it because nothing happens in the store or in front

Granny Dee Dee McGloop said on December 1, 2022 at 11:09 AM
I also tried to shop the itchy deals, would have been fun if there was actually something for sale

Shadow Magic said on December 1, 2022 at 9:37 PM
(gives her some healing lotion I just made) Here, this should help. Now, let's see if I can get to that sale...
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