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Crunching Numbers on Tax Day

Posted by The Number Crunchers on May 17, 2021 at 2:00 PM

Do you know what today is, Toons? I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t -- you’re too busy throwing your silly parties, competing in silly games, and playing silly jokes on Cogs to ever know what’s going on. Bah! What a waste of time, and more importantly, money. Time is money, after all.

Image: The Number Crunchers begin their Mega-Invasion.

Toons, let it be known that today is Tax Day! If there was ever a time to throw one of your wasteful celebrations, today would be it. Perhaps you could throw a little pity party in the conference room while thinking about the abhorrent amount of time you’ve spent having “fun.” In fact, the Chief Financial Officer has graciously allowed the Number Crunchers to hold a little celebration of our own...

In honor of our personal favorite holiday, the Number Crunchers will be taking over the streets of Toontown all day. In the meantime, I advise you all to stay home and out of the way -- that includes the Resistance Rangers, mind you -- to let us Cogs do our job.

You can be sure that any Toon found roaming the streets on our special day will have their taxes calculated and tabulated by a Number Cruncher. I assure you, we will be as efficient as possible in confiscating your ludicrous “Laff” and “gags” and sending you back to the playground where you belong. Don’t try to stop us, Toons, because it won’t be smooth. It’s crunch time.


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nice bear said on May 17, 2021 at 2:03 PM
what if these number cruncher lead to sellbot field offices? lets save Toontown!

Mega Max said on May 17, 2021 at 2:04 PM
Looks like we will be looking out for Resistance Rangers today!

Barget Wondersnout said on May 17, 2021 at 7:20 PM
let's go crunch those cogs!

Rollie the crocodile said on May 17, 2021 at 7:22 PM
Here's a lil joke: What are Number Crunchers' favorite pie flavor? It's 3.1415926535..... flavored! Heehee. Toons of the world, unite!

Super Rainbow Razzledazzle said on May 17, 2021 at 7:44 PM
Let's save Toontown!!

Miss Squeaks Cheezydoodle said on May 17, 2021 at 8:23 PM
This came at the right time because I needed to defeat Number Crunchers in Minnie's Melodyland & Cashbots in Minnie's Melodyland for my Teleport Acccess to in Minnie's Melodyland this just came in at the right time thanks Toon HQ. :-)

Javeen said on May 18, 2021 at 7:46 AM
Looks like the Big Crunch is in today.

Sorceress of the Sea said on May 19, 2021 at 11:52 PM
Well, looks like I missed the Number Cruncher Invasion. Does this mean I'm guilty of tax evasion?

Mcb / Miss Clara bananasticks said on May 20, 2021 at 7:14 PM
Looks like we saved the day fellow toons I'm looking forward for the 3 or 4 day skelle cog invasion

Little Purplecorn Orca said on May 22, 2021 at 8:55 PM
Let's save Toontown

Doctor Loony said on May 24, 2021 at 12:41 PM
They're the ones who ended up crunched.
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