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V2.0 is a "Hole-In-One" for the Cogs

Posted by The C.E.O. on September 7, 2017 at 2:30 PM

Let's get down to business. I am the Chief Executive Officer of the Cogs, known to my workplace associates in Bossbot HQ as The C.E.O. It's been brought to my attention that you Toons have conjured up some infernal combination of fun known as "The Toontown v2.0.0 Update." Us Cogs have our own form of V2.0, you know...

A Big Cheese, a Skelecog, and The C.E.O. walk into a banquet...

Due to our big swing this quarter, sales were predicted to land a hole-in-one. Business is a great game of golf, you see, and Toontown is the target. This burst of silliness from the Toons has put a significant damper in our quarterly earnings. I take pride in my golf, Toons, and I won't stand to be defeated so easily.

I've stolen my fair share of business tactics over the years, but the Toons stealing our v2.0 is worthy of a pink slip. The fun must be stopped.

You'll be "happy" to know that I have a plan in order to counter your ridiculous parties and racing gimmicks. Starting now, V2.0 Cogs have hit the streets of Toontown for a grand Mega-Invasion. Try to have fun with that kind of V2.0.

You may have your "Safe Districts" to protect you, and I've received a memo that Toon HQ plans to implement "Super Safe Districts" to prevent Invasion Summons, but the Cogs will still have our profit margins. Enough V2.0 Cogs have been produced to last until Sunday, September 10th.

Enough of this nonsense. I have a banquet to attend.

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Twizzler said on September 7, 2017 at 2:32 PM
Bring it on!

Lady Candy said on September 7, 2017 at 2:33 PM
Bring it! My gags are ready for action!

mosticks said on September 7, 2017 at 2:33 PM
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! The CEO himself talking to us Toons???? Stock on them gags and start fighting!!

Blitzen said on September 7, 2017 at 2:38 PM
This won't stop us one bit! Thanks for the free suit parts, CEO! Power to the toons!

Tom said on September 7, 2017 at 2:39 PM
This Croc Loves This

Freeze Frame said on September 7, 2017 at 2:40 PM
Yay! I got my bossbot suit thanks to this update!

starblazer said on September 7, 2017 at 2:40 PM
OH yes

Andrea said on September 7, 2017 at 2:40 PM
You know you cogs will never win against toons. Fun is just too powerful! ;3

Burnt toast/clover/princess peppertwist said on September 7, 2017 at 2:42 PM
Noice im so happy #firstcomment

Prince Peppermint said on September 7, 2017 at 2:44 PM
Us toons will defeat you. You'll never get away with this, CEO!

Milky Max said on September 7, 2017 at 2:47 PM
Bring it on CEO!

Kippy Featherquack said on September 7, 2017 at 2:48 PM
This is gonna be sweet for those working on their Bossbot suits..

Maxwell said on September 7, 2017 at 2:49 PM
Well you can't stop me C.E.O!

Ari said on September 7, 2017 at 3:02 PM
Can't wait to see how this'll go, good luck to both toons and CEO.

Mr Leaf said on September 7, 2017 at 3:05 PM
Pfff, this will be as easy as pie. CREAM PIE! Mine are ready, cog! LETS DO THIS!!

Princess Rosie TwinkleBerry said on September 7, 2017 at 3:26 PM
Let's dance C.E.O!

Nova said on September 7, 2017 at 3:34 PM
Ohoho! I've been needing to defeat some version 2.0 cogs for my Bossbot suit! Bring it on!

Chester Nuttynose said on September 7, 2017 at 3:35 PM
Good timing. I'm gonna need a few 2.0 Cogs soon.

White fire said on September 7, 2017 at 3:42 PM
Ceo is no match for us toons hopefully the toon troopers will help us!

Sea Buttercup said on September 7, 2017 at 4:03 PM
lol bring it on ceo m8 my cream pies are ready and the trap door is set

Melody said on September 7, 2017 at 4:13 PM
How rude! Oh you're gonna get it!

Skymaster said on September 7, 2017 at 4:15 PM
The Toons of Toontown will defeat you, Cogs. Nobody will take away our fun!

aiden mcpounce said on September 7, 2017 at 4:17 PM
BRING. IT. ON! MY GAGS WILL STOP YOU! CEO WONT WIN CMON TOONS LETS DO THIS!

Tiger said on September 7, 2017 at 4:17 PM
I'm ready for the cogs!

Sir Loopy Thunderpow said on September 7, 2017 at 4:32 PM
Oooh it's super cool to have a post from a Cog, but this is a cog LEADER! Not often that you see that! Anyway, this is also perfect timing for me to get my Bossbot suit. Nice try, CEO!

Emmanuel said on September 7, 2017 at 4:33 PM
Bring it, Cogs!

Silly Pepperdoodle said on September 7, 2017 at 4:34 PM
I can't wait to destroy these V2.0s. The CEO clearly isn't smart enough to realize we Toons are much better than him!

Jessica Rabit ;) said on September 7, 2017 at 4:35 PM
Cool.

Socially Awkward/Minty said on September 7, 2017 at 4:48 PM
Bring it on, CEO! Toons will crush those pieces of metal and gears!

nice bear said on September 7, 2017 at 4:48 PM
lets save toontown

Leroy said on September 7, 2017 at 4:51 PM
Come at me! Are you sure you brought enough cogs to defeat this toon?

Little Yippie JingleTail said on September 7, 2017 at 4:56 PM
Bring it!! COME AT ME BRO lol xD Already beat you once on my main!

Ned Sourfuddy said on September 7, 2017 at 5:03 PM
These cogs may have their upgrades, but it's still scrap metal time.

Team Zen Kun said on September 7, 2017 at 5:21 PM
I know my gags stink because I just started on this deer, but buh-bye CEO!!!!

Little Dough said on September 7, 2017 at 5:35 PM
I was sad when I saw a toon with 16 laff fighting a BIG corporate raider v2.0 level 7 today in mml. I was like, there must be something going on here. I'm glad we have those safe districts, and to all you lower laffers, beware! These aren't just any normal cogs. Best of luck! - Little Dough

Ham Sandvich said on September 7, 2017 at 5:36 PM
Yeah lets get them guys!!

Peryton said on September 7, 2017 at 5:47 PM
You may have an army of cogs, but we have an army that's twice as large, and filled with the strongest deer and crocodiles around. That is not even counting the number of other toons! Bring it on!

Snappy Twiddlenoodle said on September 7, 2017 at 5:49 PM
BRING IT ON!! My Laff is already getting bigger for one challenge, why not multitask? ;)

Prof. Alice McDoe said on September 7, 2017 at 5:49 PM
Want to throw down? Lets go C.E.O! Get ready to be in the red this quarter cuz we toons will never give up on our fun!

ziggy poodlesnout said on September 7, 2017 at 5:52 PM
cool bring it on ceo my gags are ready! also im attacking the laugh o lympics!!!

mr. harry said on September 7, 2017 at 5:59 PM
come and get us ceo

Jimmy Bear said on September 7, 2017 at 5:59 PM
I believe, it is times like this when we must come together, or... TOONS OF THE WORLD... UNITE!

Harvey Jellyfish said on September 7, 2017 at 6:07 PM
CEO, when will you learn? Your business strategies are only to take over a building then have it taken back. Your battle tactics are to hit random people. And a lot of higher toons say that fighting YOU is easy! So what makes you think that you will win this time? v2.0 cogs? Big whoop. All they're are cogs with another layer. You don't care? Be my guest. It's time for you to get beaten for the humiliating number in a row! I'll go easy on you if you talk to me about "The Chairman"

Prince Quiet said on September 7, 2017 at 6:11 PM
Well, there's the C.E.O. at it once again trying to ruin everything!

Croco-Elliot said on September 7, 2017 at 6:24 PM
So, you're bringing up new Cogs, eh? Bring it on, "Grandpa"!

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on September 7, 2017 at 6:26 PM
you talk a big game for such a pushover of a "boss". your 2.0 cogs really aren't so difficult, and they sure are helpful for those of us looking to attend your banquet. Speaking of which, I see you included seltzer bottles on your tables. How interesting. I do believe that's how the last CEO was put in his place. I hope you've enjoyed your good standing with the chairman, because those happy times are at an end!

Mr_Max said on September 7, 2017 at 6:46 PM
Get your pies ready! We are about to face the biggest mega invasion toons!

Happy Toon (107 laff) said on September 7, 2017 at 7:22 PM
BRING. IT. ON!

Chelydra said on September 7, 2017 at 7:33 PM
Time for some bot-smashin' action! C'mon, toon-team! Let's do this!

Sunshine said on September 7, 2017 at 7:54 PM
Prepared to be pie the whole time cogs!

Sonia said on September 7, 2017 at 7:58 PM
So THAT'S why there have been so many invasions lately...

Weird Curly Megaquack said on September 7, 2017 at 8:10 PM
And just *who* did you steal those "business tactics," from, Mr. One-Demotion-Away-from-a-Flunky?

Little Star Twinklesocks said on September 7, 2017 at 8:55 PM
Oh you're on CEO! Hope your cogs like the taste of birthday cake!

Freckles said on September 7, 2017 at 9:17 PM
I don't think so! Better hope you have all your gears cause your about to lose a few thanks to my gags. Bring it on BROTHER!!!

Max said on September 7, 2017 at 9:55 PM
oh god fight him please i have maxed gags i have bossbot suit

Prof. Cliff said on September 7, 2017 at 10:30 PM
So C.E.O. has the login to the toon main source of news? What can possibly go wrong?

Doctor Curly Crinklecorn said on September 7, 2017 at 11:25 PM
OH MY GOODNESS! ive looked out my window and never seen a invasion like this before! Toons of Toontown! We must fight! or else toontown could be cogtown....

said on September 7, 2017 at 11:39 PM
"The toons stealing our v2.0 is worthy of a pink slip" I'll take one :P

Lady Violet Sparkleburger said on September 7, 2017 at 11:53 PM
Efficient business tactics, CEO. I'm looking forward to the next seminar—I mean, uh... ready your pies, Toons! We're gonna take down some mean Skelecogs! :D

Slate said on September 8, 2017 at 2:59 AM
Seriously, C.E.O? You think you can beat us with little Flunky V2.0 cogs! How cute. Toons, get your gags, train your doodles, get some laff, and LET'S FIGHT THIS MESS! Free Bossbot suits for all!

Cool Rosie Hulasocks said on September 8, 2017 at 3:12 AM
Bring it on cogs! My gags are packed, My laff is full, I can take you!

Sheriff Jake said on September 8, 2017 at 3:48 AM
The battle begins.

Croc Intelligence Agency said on September 8, 2017 at 4:14 AM
Who are you, and what have you done with Slappy?!!?

Zoot Suit Riot said on September 8, 2017 at 4:49 AM
So many toons flooding the street to get boss suits. It was GREAT!

said on September 8, 2017 at 4:56 AM
Interesting. Thank you. Can we please have some more districts too? Toontasks with a specific cog type are Really hard when all districts have invasions (but none with the type I need).

Bumpy Sniffleflip said on September 8, 2017 at 6:28 AM
Everybody knows your boredom and shady business can never overtake our fun and good-natured humor, CEO. I say bring it on, and expect a large influx of... Surprises, at future banquets.

Queen Lily said on September 8, 2017 at 6:41 AM
Cogs: Let's go bring it on better give us what we want! Toons: Let's go pound for pound we're prepared to stand our ground, put your fake gags up, put em up, it's GOIN DOWN!

Funny Toon 2.0 said on September 8, 2017 at 6:43 AM
WOOHOO!!!! finale

Crocotile said on September 8, 2017 at 6:47 AM
With the assistance of the new deers and crocodiles we will beat you and show you how its done in toon town!

That toon said on September 8, 2017 at 6:51 AM
With laff Olympics going we will drain the laff out of you cogs! And take back Toontown!

Little Tom Jabbermonkey said on September 8, 2017 at 7:23 AM
Ohhh that's why there are V2.0 cogs, very clever! Haha

princes cucoo spaklemash said on September 8, 2017 at 7:40 AM
wow very exiting

C.E.O said on September 8, 2017 at 8:03 AM
BOSSBOTS ATTACK THE COMMENT SECTION

Charmy said on September 8, 2017 at 8:39 AM
Time to beat you up C.E.O...!! ...After I get my Bossbot suit again after the original Toontown died off...

Jessie Jujubee said on September 8, 2017 at 9:00 AM
Finally a challenge! Bring it on C.E.O! I am so ready for your lame schemes! I will be seeing you later!

SparkleTwist said on September 8, 2017 at 9:20 AM
Can't wait I been off TTR for a long time and can't wait to see what all has changed

Funny Dog said on September 8, 2017 at 9:32 AM
Bring it on cogs! We have extra support with the help of the crocodiles and deer!

hello said on September 8, 2017 at 9:34 AM
im exited for this

Little Blue Toon said on September 8, 2017 at 9:56 AM
WHAT!?!??!!! C.E.O! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! NOTICE THAT YOU'RE GIVING TOONS FREE SUIT PARTS! ITS TIME TO REALLY STOCK UP ON GAGS AND FIGHT THE COGS! SAVE TOONTOWN!!!!

Little Popcorn said on September 8, 2017 at 10:15 AM
We won't let you win, C.E.O!

Super Slippy Flipperfish said on September 8, 2017 at 10:45 AM
Come on toons, let's Crush this CEO's catastrophic cogs!

Krabypixie said on September 8, 2017 at 11:06 AM
My gags are very excited XD

Sans said on September 8, 2017 at 11:49 AM
Taking a break from the laff-o-lympics to stop these.

Electrified said on September 8, 2017 at 11:52 AM
You're going down cogs!

Akoolomonch said on September 8, 2017 at 12:01 PM
Yeah yeah, keep talking CEO, we're ready for whatever you throw at us.

Barney Wondersnout said on September 8, 2017 at 12:16 PM
Toons of the world, UNITE!!

Bucky Barns said on September 8, 2017 at 12:40 PM
Toons of the world, assemble!

May said on September 8, 2017 at 1:32 PM
Hmph. Better luck next time you gas-guzzling, joke-stealing, gamble-golfers!!

Bubblefish McNuggets said on September 8, 2017 at 1:59 PM
Bring it!! Me and Croco-Kyle aren't afraid of you cogs!

wildsnoop said on September 8, 2017 at 2:35 PM
only makes it easier for me to get your suit big guy!

Noisy Twinklebumper said on September 8, 2017 at 2:36 PM
He's totally going down.

Dr. Astro said on September 8, 2017 at 2:57 PM
Lets do this! I'm ready for whatever you have in stock!

Izzy said on September 8, 2017 at 3:07 PM
1v1 me. I will win.

Brandon said on September 8, 2017 at 3:15 PM
Your going down in history!!!

Raven said on September 8, 2017 at 3:28 PM
Yooo, it's so on!

Eclipse said on September 8, 2017 at 4:11 PM
Ha! Bring it on cogs!

Nova said on September 8, 2017 at 4:19 PM
Hahaha, Very Funny Ceo, Us Toons Will Defeat You!!!

Flunky the Spunky said on September 8, 2017 at 5:44 PM
Well said, Sir! I will make you proud.

Terrance said on September 8, 2017 at 5:56 PM
Let's go Toons! We got this!

captain cranky mcboom said on September 8, 2017 at 7:36 PM
My deer is more than ready to destroy those v2.0s. just an idea, but for toonfest there should be an event for double garden XP.

Flora Fuschiafluff said on September 8, 2017 at 7:40 PM
YAY! GOLF IS FIXED! however some scrubs still got me banned till the 19th -.-

Chief William said on September 8, 2017 at 7:58 PM
Tch...i can beat 2.0 cogs in my sleep why you think they call me Chief bring it on time to get my gags down and dirty

Dot said on September 8, 2017 at 8:21 PM
wow i'm only a newbie

Sea Green Dog said on September 8, 2017 at 10:07 PM
Hah! The C.E.O won't stand a chance for us!

Mr. Vile said on September 8, 2017 at 10:20 PM
Need those Super Safe Districts. My new Croc only has one toontask and is stuck on a task that needs a particular cog. Since every district is an invasion I have to keep watching the log to be able to do anything.

the tiniest reindeer said on September 8, 2017 at 10:28 PM
on the bright side its fun battling 2.0's

sir macboing said on September 9, 2017 at 5:31 AM
Bring on the cogs, CEO! we are not scared of you! you're going down!

Louie said on September 9, 2017 at 5:38 AM
Yes! This is amazing! Quite coincidental, actually, since I've been doing a lot of CEOs this week. I'm so happy that there are some V2.0 Cogs on the streets! Bring it on!

Fancy Olivia Tinkerpaws said on September 9, 2017 at 6:38 AM
BRING IT ON CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR ARMY CANT DEFEAT US!!!!

Raven said on September 9, 2017 at 6:52 AM
C.E.O. You're going down!!! With your cogs!

Summer said on September 9, 2017 at 7:36 AM
I got storm cloud just in time for this invasion! Uncle Mud is my uncle and Lil Oldman is my grandpa (for my toon) and I also have GREAT friends to help me! Goodbye, V2.0 cogs!

Sasquatch said on September 9, 2017 at 7:45 AM
I love a good challenge. Challenge: try to solo a level 5 building during a mega invasion!

Brody The Croc said on September 9, 2017 at 9:23 AM
I'm up for the challenge!

Bun-Bun said on September 9, 2017 at 10:24 AM
BRING IT ON! NO PROBLEM FOR ME!

Jake thunderbounce said on September 9, 2017 at 11:24 AM
Lets gag up toons!

Justin Time said on September 9, 2017 at 1:22 PM
I ain't afraid of those cogs!

Kikin said on September 9, 2017 at 1:23 PM
BRING IT ON! WE WILL STOP YOU COGS

Good ol' Lollipop Sourbee said on September 9, 2017 at 2:51 PM
The 2.0.0 Update is the BESTTT

Daniel said on September 9, 2017 at 6:28 PM
Oh it is ON!!!!

Queen Ziggy Frazzlesocks said on September 9, 2017 at 11:31 PM
I've got a brand new doodle, you guys don't scare me!

Onii said on September 10, 2017 at 5:03 AM
You're all so motivated and pumped and I like that there's some energy in TTR for once.

goldenoreo21 said on September 10, 2017 at 5:04 AM
bring it on!!! im a laff level 23 but i can still pack a punch

Dr. jellyroll pumnkin stink said on September 10, 2017 at 8:50 AM
Bring it on cogs u cant take our fun away, not if us toons step in.

Miss Dottie said on September 10, 2017 at 8:59 AM
I really enjoy the mega invasions but I think there should be at least a couple districts safe from even regular invasions. It makes it really difficult to finish toontasks requiring a specific cog when invasions are popping up in every district and we have to wait them out, especially when it's a building-specific cog and it takes time to locate even one.

Ruby said on September 10, 2017 at 9:24 AM
we can do this!

Lily said on September 10, 2017 at 2:47 PM
Lucky Bossbot Suit trainers

Milkyway said on September 10, 2017 at 2:51 PM
BRING IT ON!! Your reign of terror is almost over! Toons of the world, UNITE!!!

spun boingspackle said on September 10, 2017 at 4:12 PM
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR HAPPINESS NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Melody said on September 10, 2017 at 5:06 PM
Well, this won't do at all. Take a hint, C.E.O! Or better yet have some seltzer! Bring it on!

Popcorn said on September 10, 2017 at 6:41 PM
It's on! Get ready to fight, CEO!!!

tom the cat. said on September 10, 2017 at 7:24 PM
bring it on! we'll make you wish you were never promoted!

Cattington and Investi-Gator said on September 11, 2017 at 12:03 PM
Ha! Your petty Mega-Invasions have stopped, CEO! We knew that you'd be stopped! -Cattington and Investi-Gator, Dynamic Toon Duo

Jakepepperloop said on September 11, 2017 at 4:57 PM
bring it on C.E.O.! WE WILL DEFEAT ALL OF YOU COGS!

Jakepepperloop said on September 11, 2017 at 5:00 PM
So i guess i can get my trow stronger with this! WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #<3FUNFUNFUN

Crimson said on September 11, 2017 at 5:29 PM
psssh cmon cogs just give up already we outnumber you! love Crimson <3

Midnight Blossom said on September 12, 2017 at 7:35 AM
Woah! the C.E.O himself talking to us!?!?!? O: that's a first

CaptainMochaWhip said on September 12, 2017 at 8:45 AM
Thats the best they got? Bring it on cogs!

Twinkle said on September 12, 2017 at 11:19 AM
Bring it on C.E.O, I hope toons demote you to a Flunky! --Twinkle

Stephanie said on September 12, 2017 at 1:49 PM
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!US TOONS ARE READY FOR THE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goldy said on September 12, 2017 at 3:13 PM
im ready to kick the cogs out

Cupcake said on September 12, 2017 at 4:16 PM
Come at us Mr.2.0! "oh look at me im the ceo and toons cant touch me ohhhh" I dont think so!
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