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Ask Toontown: Sir Max

Posted by Sir Max on August 12, 2016 at 6:00 PM

Welcome to Ask Toontown, a brand new segment for our blog where YOU get to decide the content! We've asked our followers over on Twitter to send in questions for our first guest, the one and only Sir Max, who has chosen a bunch to answer.

Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+ to stay up to date on future opportunities to have your questions answered by a Toon on the blog!

Sir Max thinking about his answers to #AskToontown questions.

A Word From Sir Max

HEY THERE, Toontown! I knew I'd finally get my chance for the spotlight.

As manager of the Toontown blog, it was of course my own idea to start up a "Ask Toontown" segment to try and better keep in touch with the Toons of the town, as some of you have asked us to do. I proposed it to the Toon Council, and suddenly I get the bright idea: "Who's a better first guest than myself?" -- so I sent a letter to my agent to see if I was available and the rest is history.

Let's check out some questions, shall we?

Questions and Answers

Now that's an easy one. My first name is Sir, and my last name is Max. Or was it the other way around? There might even be a "Douglas" thrown in there.

You know, I kind of like the sound of that. "Sir Douglas Max."

Doodles. One day! In terms of content already released, I'd say ToonFest. It was a tough thing to finish in under a month.

The when they are ready, of course!

Note from the TTR Team: Doodles are tough, because we need to figure out how to implement them without bogging down the rest of the game. No one wants more lag! At the same time, it's tough to work on that implementation while trying to keep you guys entertained with other content.

Fixing bugs? That's something I do plenty of as a Toon Trooper. The grey zone glitches, animation bugs, and many a game crash were the result of my handiwork on fixing bugs. Butterflies, though? I won't get anywhere near those things. Don't get me started on butterflies.

Parties used to be here in Toontown after Fat McStink introduced them during alpha, but due to a number of safety code violations which resulted in some crashes (Heh, get it, because -- ah nevermind.) they were temporarily removed.

Recently, our pal Hawkheart has been rebuilding them with much better purpose in mind, and there's only two major steps left to complete them. They won't be releasing with new activities, but they will be releasing fairly soon with full stability. I wouldn't be surprised if we see some new activities in the future, too!

The butler did it -- at least that's what they want you to think. The real plot twist is that it was YOU all along! I'm onto you, Boredmations. Don't think for a second that you're getting away with this.

Three words, eh? -- NO wait, that doesn't count. Let's try this again:

Lettuce. Tomato. Onion. -- OOF, no, sorry -- Big. Pink. Cookie. -- Now I'm just spouting off my dinner order. What was it...? -- Parties, Tweaks, ToonFest. -- No no, that can't be it. I give up.

Like a million bucks! Not all of our bucks are male, though, so probably more like half of a million bucks. And none of our Toon species are deer, so I'd say we have exactly zero bucks. What were we talking about again?

Riggy Marole is back, and he's bringing some friends with him to join his ToonFest team alongside the Token Takers. Ever year we've built upon ToonFest to add more things to do, and this one is going to be the most fun yet. In fact, that's what I'm currently working on with the other Toon Troopers.

We have ToonFest every year so that we can add small little additions to keep you occupied while we work on the big stuff. So even if we added absolutely nothing to Toontown for an entire year -- you can still count on there being something new at ToonFest to keep you entertained.

That's a feature that I was working on pretty recently. I want it as much as you do - look for it in the near future of tweaks.


Don't scare me like that. You know I don't do well under pressure. Anyway, the answer is green apple. The question was about smarties, right? Or was it Marty's...

I believe that Slappy was captured outside.

Bonus Questions!

These questions were asked outside of the time allotment, but hey, I'm a rulebreaker too. Let's answer some!

It's coming soon. Fat McStink, the fellow who manages Mac, has been busy with some sort of... Intermediate-ship? Something like that. I'm not quite sure what it is, but I think it's because he's short. As long as that yellow bar is at the top of our website, though, it's a priority for fixing.

If you email the designs to us and give us permission to use them in-game, you may end up seeing them -- or even a recreation by one of our own artists. We also encourage you to apply to be an artist for the team!

This big. I'm showing how big the town is right now, but you can't see because this is just text on a screen. You'll have to trust me on this one.

Often times it will take months of hard work from multiple programmers, artists, and play testers. It's no easy task!

Probably because you weren't following us on Twitter, or didn't have tweet notifications enabled to hear whenever something is going on in Toontown. Our social media pages deliver exclusive content and opportunities like the questions here, so I recommend checking all of them out!

Now that I'm done with the shameless plug, I think that wraps up this edition of Ask Toontown.

Feel free to keep asking me questions via email or social media and I'll try my best to answer them, and let us know in the comments which Toon you want to answer questions next!


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Deputy Gulliver said on August 12, 2016 at 6:37 PM
Thank you for answering my question! I actually chuckled at the answer!

Super Zany said on August 12, 2016 at 6:42 PM
That was the most hilarious blog post ever. And now I'm hyped for parties. I HAVE TO SAVE MY JELLYBEANS!

Prince Pillowfluff said on August 12, 2016 at 6:46 PM
My thanks to Sir Max for enlightening us with his... Sir Maxiness? sure...

Fat Chip Cheezyzapper|Boredmations said on August 12, 2016 at 6:46 PM
Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!

Champ said on August 12, 2016 at 6:49 PM
You guys are masters of question dodging...

Kiki said on August 12, 2016 at 7:05 PM
Can't Wait For Green Apple Smarties. XD

Master Damien Dynoswirl said on August 12, 2016 at 7:52 PM
10/10 answers, Sir Max. Even though you dodged most of the questions, your responses made me crack up.

Princess Bella said on August 12, 2016 at 7:54 PM
I'm so excited for all these new things planned for TTR. I watched the entire OMGCon! video on YouTube (1hr.15min) and it was amazing I am so pumped!

Epick said on August 12, 2016 at 8:27 PM
Pfft... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! This blog post, I swear to Flippy, is the funniest one yet.

Trixie Wonderswirl Rewritten ( Pink Cat 109 Laff ) said on August 12, 2016 at 8:36 PM
wait... SMARTIES?!!?!?!? CANDY!?!?!!?! WHAT IS THIS HALLOWEEN!? OOOOOOOOHOHOOHOHOOOOOH *Trixie then goes into full hyper mode, eating all the candy made in the world.* Then..... ( YES THERES A THEN!!!!!!!!!!! me: oh my gosh... ) trixie gets a severe stomach ache. ( btw i'm back in school. DX. But one of my teachers are THE BEST! :D btw sir max.. i got something to say... I LOVE U AND UR GAME! THANK U SO MUCH FOR BRINGING TOONTOWN BACK ITS 1 OF MY FAV GAMES THANK YOU!!! ok sorry. im done with this enormous comment so... BYE! (see u in the next news updateeeeeeeee!)

Ooowoo said on August 12, 2016 at 8:49 PM
I like this idea of answering questions. It'll make the players feel more satisfied to hear some communication from the staff since you guys don't communicate all the time.

Winnie said on August 12, 2016 at 8:57 PM
I really liked this Q&A blog post style. Will you do more in the near future? Please do! Also, will True Friends be returning any time soon?

Starry Blue Night said on August 12, 2016 at 9:32 PM
PFFFFFTHTHAHTHAHAHA I loved the one about the outside job xD And the "Who kidnapped my brother" "Don't think I'm not on to you" xD

Cute Berry said on August 12, 2016 at 9:49 PM
LOL, the answers are hilarious.

Calypso said on August 12, 2016 at 10:18 PM
This certainly answered some of my questions!

Mr. O said on August 12, 2016 at 11:53 PM
If Toontown Online comes back then would Toontown Rewritten close?Also if Toontown Online comes back could we get our Toontown Rewritten toons transfered over to Toontown Online?

Doctor Jake Weaslebee said on August 13, 2016 at 12:11 AM
I just want to thank everyone on the Toontown Rewritten staff for bringing back Toontown. You have truly re-created the joy and fun I had as a kid. I truly can't thank you guys enough.Thanks and keep up the good work. (:

Cydney said on August 13, 2016 at 1:57 AM
So anyway, ya' married...with kids? ;D

Just Ducky said on August 13, 2016 at 3:44 AM
Why have there been no fishes in the pond on Maple Street in Daisy Gardens ?

Owooo said on August 13, 2016 at 4:08 AM
McQuack, the most entertaining duck in the Tooniverse should answer next. My question to him is: Which species is the most superior, Duck or Dog?

Granny Jeeperdoodle said on August 13, 2016 at 5:17 AM
Parties already? I JUST PUT AWAY MY PARTY HAT!!!!!! COME ON. Anyways.... I already have tons of beans. I'm set for cannons and dance floors and all that wacky stuff. :3

Ink Splash said on August 13, 2016 at 5:35 AM
Wait... DOODLES NEAR TOONFEST? PARTIES TOO? Better get saving, this'll be the best thing in TTR ever!

Waka Waka said on August 13, 2016 at 6:17 AM
My favorite was "the when are doodles being implemented?" "The when they are ready!"

peaches said on August 13, 2016 at 6:20 AM
It was fun looking at all of the questions on the blog I can see what good progress the team are doing to make this an amazing place for kids alike

Deputy Crazy Thundertwist said on August 13, 2016 at 6:38 AM
"Green Apple Smarties" I'm dying of laughter!!!

Jeff said on August 13, 2016 at 6:42 AM
Are you working on getting the bug where golf balls don't work in the ceo fight?

SuperToon said on August 13, 2016 at 7:10 AM
can we make true friends in ttr ?

Corky and Dorky said on August 13, 2016 at 7:19 AM
This may not have answered every question in the way people wanted, but... THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I WANT MORE!!!!!

skippynuterwoof said on August 13, 2016 at 7:35 AM
i hope doodles get released soon XD

jayden said on August 13, 2016 at 7:45 AM
when will there be a new gag

Sir Leroy Flipperquack said on August 13, 2016 at 8:06 AM
Here is a question that wan't on there, how do we register for the species elections?

Lightfall said on August 13, 2016 at 8:33 AM
This was funny! But at first I thought this would be the Toon Species Election's guidelines....

midnight sparkleswirl said on August 13, 2016 at 9:38 AM
#asktoontown when are we going to have parties

Honeybear said on August 13, 2016 at 10:25 AM
Well Sir "Douglas?" Max, I'm sure you know who took his brother, and is probably hidden somewhere in Toontown Rewrittens underground jellybean factory working hard on those green apple smarties. But that is fine, just return the brother safely with no cavities. It is Toontastic what has been accomplished in the rewritten version, and I am ever so grateful to be playing this game. No matter how small or big, whatever happens is simply Sir Maxtastic Fabulous. Thanks for the fun, the laughs and hard work! {{Applause! Bows! Applause}}.

Corny said on August 13, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Aww, i dont even use twitter, that really sucks

Wondersnoop said on August 13, 2016 at 11:27 AM
haha this is clever

King Paleseed said on August 13, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Alright, looks like you gained a g+ follower.

Flight said on August 13, 2016 at 12:34 PM
joey did you eat my sandwich?

Crumblepounce said on August 13, 2016 at 12:56 PM
Oh, and Owooo, everyone knows that cat is the best. However between duck and dog I'd have to go with dog. Crumble is actually a dog, but I have another toon that's a cat.

Sir Trickalot said on August 13, 2016 at 1:34 PM
OMG i can't wait for Lettuce. Tomato. Onion. AND Big. Pink. Cookie. to be released! And also i'm onto you too, Boredmations for kidnapping your brother..... (Shhh don't tell anyone this, but I, YES ME!!!!!, kidnapped him... SHH!!!!)

Mr.DavidDynowig said on August 13, 2016 at 2:07 PM
Maybe Doctor Surlee could answer questions? Possibly. No. There are too many spoiler possibilities. Okay then.

Good Ol Leonardo Megaton said on August 13, 2016 at 2:49 PM
Sorry I missed it! I have a question, is there anything in Toontown the game doesn't show us? Like more playgrounds that we can't access because of invis walls?

king baglepocket said on August 13, 2016 at 3:03 PM
Id like to say that toontown is one of the best of all games and I want to give you all a huge thanks for making it

king baglepocket said on August 13, 2016 at 3:05 PM
how do you get the cog disguise I never figured that out is it in the game yet even

BumbleHoffer said on August 13, 2016 at 3:12 PM
Does reporting really do anything Or is it just a warning

Lily said on August 13, 2016 at 3:22 PM
Parties soon? :D X 10000000!

Prudentius said on August 13, 2016 at 3:42 PM
I am excited for what news to come out in the future!

bubbles said on August 13, 2016 at 4:14 PM

Jay Walker (76 Laff) said on August 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM
Oh my gosh! XD I love the questions and LOOOVE the answers! Well played Sir (Douglas[maybe]) Max! Well.. played...... *INTENSE FACE* XD Toons of the World UNITE!!!

radalfo said on August 13, 2016 at 4:42 PM
i got a glitch where i can't change my clothes. can you fix it

totallytoota said on August 13, 2016 at 4:56 PM
wow! thanks these answered a lot of my questions! thanks! :D

Miss Dark Bubble said on August 13, 2016 at 5:04 PM
Oh gee, I don't know what toon should answer next.. Wait it was toon right? Or was it noon? As in, will you release doodles by noon next month on the 23rd? WAIT - wasn't it parties? OR WINGS? I don't know anymore!

cyber shadow said on August 13, 2016 at 5:13 PM
#ask toontown: when are u bringing field offices into ttr?

serene applebom said on August 13, 2016 at 6:42 PM
i actually despise butterflies, and i avoid them at all costs. though somehow they ended up in my stomach thinking about parties. can't wait !

fluffy bunny said on August 13, 2016 at 7:07 PM
Heres my question, how long will it take for you guys to finish with the new playground? Im so pumped,and cant wait! ;)

Lady Candy said on August 13, 2016 at 9:06 PM
Oooh nice to see Deputy Gulliver up there! He's my favorite toonblr. Also, I think I'd rather see parties get implemented into the game rather than doodles. It just seems more fun.

King Zippy said on August 13, 2016 at 10:25 PM
You guys should implement Mars Bars.

Sir Funky Fuzzyflapper said on August 14, 2016 at 7:56 AM

Fluffy said on August 14, 2016 at 8:56 AM
McQuack should be the next to answer! Anyway, when are True Friends being released?

Lucky Zowie FumbleHoffer the second said on August 14, 2016 at 9:21 AM

Evil Yeti said on August 14, 2016 at 9:43 AM
I really appreciate it that the TTR team is working to make doodles cause less lag. I would rather have them come later and lag free (or as lag free as can be) than sooner and have the game become a lag fest.

Loopy ZZ said on August 14, 2016 at 10:38 AM
Great Blog post!! I especially loved how you responded to the captured brother question and "the when are doodles being implemented?" question. XD. So funny! Hope you do more like this! And how do I apply to become an artist for the team?!?

Deputy ZZ said on August 14, 2016 at 10:41 AM
HILARIOUS!!!!! I applaud you for answering these questions in such a funny and creative way. :D I WANT MORE LIKE THIS!!

the ultimate pie said on August 14, 2016 at 12:11 PM
when you add doodles can i name mine "Windows Vista"?

Sans said on August 14, 2016 at 2:39 PM
Can you please please pleaseeee add the ability to change toon gender on toon rewrite because i wasted money on one because i thought you could change gender from it

Robot said on August 14, 2016 at 3:09 PM
Kidnap a cog- any non-boss cog- and change it's coding to be good. Then have it answer questions for us about what goes on in Cog Nation. This is possibly probably maybe important.

Master frizzy doggenpop said on August 14, 2016 at 3:16 PM

Wither Storm said on August 14, 2016 at 5:10 PM
Sir Max, will you answer questions after August 12, 2016? I do like TTR! :3

Grumpy J.J. Jellytoon said on August 14, 2016 at 7:44 PM
When is next toonfest?

Barney Wondersnout said on August 14, 2016 at 7:58 PM
I think you should add a whole new line of accessories called "tails". You could have a tail with a ribbon or leopard spots or stripes or whatever crazy things you could think of.

Zach said on August 14, 2016 at 8:16 PM
But Still How Do I Vote? XD

Poppy said on August 15, 2016 at 12:37 AM
Say something... I'm giving up on you. Just kidding! Anyway, love this new update, can't wait for the election!

Wildest Dreams said on August 15, 2016 at 4:18 AM
Will you implement one day more jellybeans in the house bank? ( ?° ?? ?°)

Bear E. Bearzerk said on August 15, 2016 at 6:35 AM
I like the name Douglas for a dog too! Sir Douglas Max. You are funny Joey. Thanks for bringing Toontown back! You really are a hero!

Prof. Beany Dandydoodle said on August 15, 2016 at 9:58 AM
YEEEESSSSS PARTIES! I can start farming jellybeans in the catch game when the parties come out!

Reggie Crumbleberry said on August 15, 2016 at 12:10 PM
I can describe the future of Toontown in three words! THIS. IS. AWESOME!

Melody said on August 15, 2016 at 12:24 PM
This was extremely entertaining to read, which is something to expect with Sir Max posts! I'm still patiently waiting for those updates; you guys just take your time. -waves-

Little Sadie Sparklesplat said on August 15, 2016 at 2:10 PM
Sweet, most of those cracked me up. Best. Blog. Post. Ever. ;)

Princess Hulagadget said on August 15, 2016 at 2:42 PM
I don't have a Twitter or Toonter, but I have a question, and I'm pretty sure Fat McStink is the one to answer it: When will the Top Toons from 2 months ago be getting their Top Toons Shirts?

Malice Mousery said on August 15, 2016 at 4:20 PM
* Throws papers and papers of questions on the ground * Aww, I should get toonbook. ;~;

I Don't Remember My Name, Silly Silly, maybe? said on August 15, 2016 at 6:13 PM
Hiya. I'm coming back to TTR after my old (but awesome!) laptop had a critical hardware failure, and I'm in awe at how big it's gotten since I played last. 1,000,000??? That's great! Also, this blog is hilarious; I really like how you answered the questions without actually answering them! =D

Miles said on August 18, 2016 at 3:18 PM
i loved the answers, some almost made me crack up..... KEEP DODGING QUESTIONS AND ILL GIVE U 1000/10....

Mr.Meteor said on August 18, 2016 at 4:12 PM
when is storm sell bot?

moshimonster430 said on August 18, 2016 at 6:01 PM
#askToontown Mine wont let me get in the game! why not?

Zach said on August 18, 2016 at 8:00 PM
Give Us Panda XD

Roxy said on August 18, 2016 at 8:41 PM
I'm wondering about the Bossbot HQ!

Duke Bonzo Fumble Doodle said on August 19, 2016 at 7:20 AM
Fantastic! Toontastic! I hope some clouds are cleared soon *wink* (the map cough)

toonzers the boy cat said on August 19, 2016 at 8:12 AM
can you add dancing houses?

Sir Squeaky Whiskermelon said on August 19, 2016 at 1:03 PM
Parties are coming soon? Sweet! Now I have something to look forward to coming out soon. Lets have a party to celebrate! ( afterwards of course )

Stella (SPOILER ALERT: i am a outcast said on August 19, 2016 at 2:27 PM
ugh can millionare toons make beanfests every day I'm so low on jellybeans pls?

cuddles said on August 19, 2016 at 2:58 PM
i guess i haven't been thinking what u guys go thru to make doodles for us. sooooryy :( Ty for letting us toons have fun doe! i appreciate it!

Kiki said on August 19, 2016 at 5:06 PM
Sir Max (Joey) Is The Best. He Knows How To Crack Us Up

ask toontown said on August 19, 2016 at 5:48 PM
fix the sound n i did not get my email ] \

MLGJJ said on August 19, 2016 at 5:51 PM
So soon you might make a iPad version for toon town rewritten
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