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The Ides of March Have Come

Posted by Toon HQ on March 14, 2016 at 4:30 PM

ATTENTION ALL TOONS: A MEGA-Invasion is on its way!
Backstabbers are taking over Toontown!!!



Let's get right to the point, Toontown -- we've reviewed Toon HQ's data using the Loony Labs certified probability predictor, which has allowed us to predict that the Cogs are about to launch a full-scale backstabbing invasion ALL DAY tomorrow, starting at 12AM Toontown Time!

We don't know if it's tradition, remembrance, or some sort of ritual, but those backstabbers sure do love March 15th. We've already warned Julius Wheezer about the invasion, and luckily have secured these few safe districts that will be protected from those Backstabbers!


Keep your eyes sharp! The Backstabbers won't reconsider harming a Toon at all, and they certainly won't appreciate our piercing puns. Good luck defeating them!

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Mac (105 laff, green mouse) said on March 14, 2016 at 4:33 PM
At least it's not big wigs (I wish!). Backstabbers have a max lvl of 9, so it's about 3/4 up the level chart.

Master zippety biggencrumbs said on March 14, 2016 at 4:33 PM
Get your gags baracade toon hall and the playgrounds the bloodsuckers are coming gl to all lets go full force on them!!!!!

Miss Trixie Wonderberry said on March 14, 2016 at 4:35 PM
those puns on point(SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHAHA)

Dynamite Doggendorf said on March 14, 2016 at 4:36 PM
These cogs really picked the best time to invade, didn't they? They probably KNEW that I finished a task to defeat Backstabbers, AND NOW I HAVE A BUNCH OF TASKS TO DEFEAT EVERYTHING EXCEPT BACKSTABBERS!

Mettaton said on March 14, 2016 at 4:38 PM
FIRST! also oh no backstabbers I was stabbed by one it hurt I needed LOTS of pixie dust to heal.

Ooowoo said on March 14, 2016 at 4:44 PM
I hope nothing bad happens to Julius Wheezer.

Gus tweddleburger said on March 14, 2016 at 4:46 PM
nice

Oscar Crunchyklunk said on March 14, 2016 at 4:47 PM
Oh no! Better Gag-up to bust some cogs!

Princess Sparklesprinkles said on March 14, 2016 at 4:49 PM
Aggh! I better get to the safe districts! Hopefully our toons can drive em' all out before the end of the day. They don't deserve a day all to themselves!

Ivy ( The 106 Laff Green Cat ) said on March 14, 2016 at 4:56 PM
Oooh! I can't wait to defeat some Backstabbers! Be sure to get your pies ready because we're gonna kick some cans! Time to bring out the seltzer water!

mattthew said on March 14, 2016 at 5:00 PM
im scared. there is like NO safe districts :/

Opulent said on March 14, 2016 at 5:00 PM
These are 2.0 cogs, right?

Andromeda said on March 14, 2016 at 5:01 PM
this is the best thing ttr has done i just thought that should go on the record

Duke Jacques said on March 14, 2016 at 5:07 PM
Good puns guys. very toontastic!

Mr Piggy said on March 14, 2016 at 5:08 PM
Good Luck people on Bossbot Suit.....

Toon said on March 14, 2016 at 5:09 PM
Oh boy! I sure love busting lawbots! Can't wait to throw some pies!

Wacky Doggenzilla said on March 14, 2016 at 5:24 PM
Ill be training throw I already have max sound. Everybody lets defeat these suckers!

Vampire said on March 14, 2016 at 5:28 PM
guard your backs!

Justin The Kawaii Kitty said on March 14, 2016 at 5:28 PM
OOO How will we survive? XD

Gamerboy said on March 14, 2016 at 5:32 PM
Does Darn Backstabbers! They Are Invading Are Land! Toons Get some gags. We Have Some Cog beating to do! They Wont Ever Win!

Good ol' Knuckles McQuack said on March 14, 2016 at 5:35 PM
I cant wait to defeat those evil backstabbers! Good luck to all the toons out there, and have a toonerific day!

Rosie said on March 14, 2016 at 5:39 PM
Holy Hallelujah! This is gonna be terrifying, petrifying, exciting, interesting, and most importantly, VERY, VERY, PUNNY!

Frankie said on March 14, 2016 at 5:39 PM
Oh no! Not the Backstabbers again! Get those gags ready! I think the March 15th Backstabber thing is something to do with Slappy...

chloe said on March 14, 2016 at 5:41 PM
uh oh we better go to safe districts hope every body says safe

Colonel Ricky said on March 14, 2016 at 5:46 PM
o.o I need back stabbers THANK U TOONTOWN REWRITTEN TEAM <3

Angel Precioussong said on March 14, 2016 at 5:50 PM
Hope Julius Wheezer stays safe! And I hope every other toon stays safe too! Make sure to stock up on gags! Toons of the world unite!

Phil McNoodle said on March 14, 2016 at 5:50 PM
Mega-Invasion hype!

Super Cuckoo Zooblegargle said on March 14, 2016 at 6:00 PM
I love the Julius Caesar references ;-)

Skippermacbounce said on March 14, 2016 at 6:12 PM
Wow, these puns are on point, am I right?

sophia said on March 14, 2016 at 6:13 PM
cool I cant wait for tomorrow glad I don't need Backstabbers

Weird Bonzo Flippenzilla said on March 14, 2016 at 6:17 PM
Point them out! We sure don't want to get stabbed in the back!

Master Dizzy McFlipper said on March 14, 2016 at 6:19 PM
Lets beat those cogs!

Clover said on March 14, 2016 at 6:44 PM
We gotta stop these BackStabbers!

Duke Poppenpop said on March 14, 2016 at 6:46 PM
Wow!!! These are going too be hard cogs! But once i get my level 4 gag Im suree that i will be able too fight the cog. I waill use my level 2 toon up on the toons that need to healll. LETS TAKE DOWN THHEE COGS!!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITED FOREVEAR AGAINST THE COGS!!!!!!

Master Bruce Megaton said on March 14, 2016 at 6:52 PM
I hope this is better than that Head Hunter v2.0 Mega-Invasion. It wasn't terrible, it just wasn't good for training.

Sir Pancake Poodlepretzel said on March 14, 2016 at 7:10 PM
WHERE ARE THE PIESSSSSSSSS

holly star said on March 14, 2016 at 7:38 PM
oh no a mega invasion what will we do? wait idea lets get our birthday cakes cream pies and pie those cogs in the face TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Silverchair said on March 14, 2016 at 7:39 PM
Tfw you just learned about Julius Caesar in your English class xD Love the reference!!

Prof. Chester/Chillax/Jabber said on March 14, 2016 at 7:39 PM
Oh no! Prepare Your Gags, Cause we are about to go into battle with Backstabbers! CHARGEEEE!!!!!

Chief Pancake Jellyberry said on March 14, 2016 at 7:57 PM
I wonder why backstabbers love March 15th.

Weird Duke Supernerd said on March 14, 2016 at 7:58 PM
Wish there were some tasks to go with this!

cool duck quack quack said on March 14, 2016 at 8:40 PM
i guess the cogs declared war on the toons once again prepare your gags because this will be rough i dont know if they are 2.0 cogs tho

X-Treme Kitty said on March 14, 2016 at 8:46 PM
Oh no... Backstabbers! Come on toons, we can do this! Ill grab the pies, and Slappy is getting the seltzer bottles! Flippy, you are in charge of luring those cogs into the TNT, placed by Sir Max and McQuack! Lets do this toons!

Sir Tex Snagglewhatsit said on March 14, 2016 at 9:02 PM
Ahh, the yearly Backstabber Invasion. Nice to see it again-- more experience points for me! ;)

Prof. Chester/Chillax/Jabber said on March 14, 2016 at 9:09 PM
My way of thinking how come Backstubbers like March 15th. Those anyone know why does Backstabbers likes March 15th? Backstabbers is a total of 12 words. 6 Districts are safe from the Invasion. Baroque Bluffs Brush Bay Pianissimo Plains Pigment Point Bliss Bayou Watercolor Woods. All letters of the 6 districts are 64 letters in total. 15 + 12 = 27 64 - 27 = 37 Lurk = 4 letters Backstabbers = 12 letters 12 + 4 = 16 The invasion is an entirely ONE day only. One = 1 16 - 1 = 15

Sora said on March 14, 2016 at 9:16 PM
Yall know the drill, show these cogs that we have no mercy!

fluffball said on March 14, 2016 at 10:04 PM
cool sounds scary (:

Ultima said on March 14, 2016 at 10:38 PM
Alright toons, time to show the cogs we mean business, we won't go down without a fight, Time to kick some tin cog butt back to the factory and keep toontown wacky and hilarious, Time to get Tooned up, teamed up and ready for a difficult fight.FIGHT ON TOONS!!

Sophina said on March 15, 2016 at 12:05 AM
Yay! This will be great for my uber toon :)

Tomi said on March 15, 2016 at 3:35 AM
Prepare yourselfs toons, we got a full day of cogs.

Granny Jeeperdoodle said on March 15, 2016 at 5:24 AM
I wonder who is behind this... THE CJ! What are we gonna do?! First of all, remain CALM. Second, stock up jellybeans.(you'll need them for gags) Third, throw the pies, squirt the hoses and drop the cogs down! We are the warriors that built this town! Good luck everytoon! As in every comment, Toons of the world, UNITE!

Kasey Preciousturtle said on March 15, 2016 at 5:34 AM
in my opinion, back stabbers look like giant purple pencils!

Master Peppy Jabbertwist said on March 15, 2016 at 5:37 AM
YAS I love those puns! They are as sharp as ever. Why do these backstabbers love March 15? I don't know, it's pointless. My puns certainly are at the tip of them all!

Captain Mocha Whip said on March 15, 2016 at 5:57 AM
At least no big cheeses or big wigs!

Skipper Peppernugget said on March 15, 2016 at 6:05 AM
I'm Going To Enjoy This Because Of The XP

Anakin said on March 15, 2016 at 7:02 AM
Aww, Graphite Gulch isn't a safe one? Darn, that's my favorite district too.

King David Jellywoof/green and red dog/20 laff said on March 15, 2016 at 7:15 AM
i missed the whole invision cuz my laptop reset

Captain Lionel said on March 15, 2016 at 7:49 AM
Low toons needs to go to safe districts and high toons defeat those evil cogs!

Choco said on March 15, 2016 at 8:03 AM
Cool! now i can train all my alts!

Skitty - Delcatty said on March 15, 2016 at 8:12 AM
Oh sweet! :D I can train Del up and spam lawbot tasks for her Trap Track!

Deputy Flapjack Blubbercrumbs said on March 15, 2016 at 8:13 AM
Y'all are very punny.

Amy said on March 15, 2016 at 9:07 AM
Here we go guys! Let's get out there, restock our gags and FIGHT!!!!!

Swift Jim Manatee said on March 15, 2016 at 9:36 AM
I Hope We Can Take Them Down!

Random said on March 15, 2016 at 9:47 AM
Is this invasion a Caesar pun?

Marigold said on March 15, 2016 at 10:26 AM
Those pesky cogs won't last for long with toons like us around! Toons, take caution, watch your back, and give 'em a taste of the gags they deserve!

Bunny Hop Nibble said on March 15, 2016 at 10:27 AM
Nice use of puns LOL... Backstabbers will be defeated in seconds - I know it ! >:D

Princess Pearl said on March 15, 2016 at 11:32 AM
This will be great for training! :3

Jelly ( 62 laff, lavender cat ) said on March 15, 2016 at 11:37 AM
If Only It Was Legal Eagles, But At Least Its Not Movers And Shakers Cause They Can Jump Up And Down And Knock You Down!

C.J. said on March 15, 2016 at 11:53 AM
Woohoo! Perfect for training! I certainly hope Julius Wheezer is OK.

Royal Bluemouse said on March 15, 2016 at 12:14 PM
This is crazy! A MEGA INVASION!? This is going to be great!

TheRandomToon said on March 15, 2016 at 12:20 PM
READY THE PIES!

Giggleglop said on March 15, 2016 at 12:34 PM
training here i come! is there x4 in a mega invasion?

ned rockenboom said on March 15, 2016 at 12:41 PM
Lets bust those back stabbers!

tcasanova said on March 15, 2016 at 12:55 PM
I will handle it

Rainbow Carrot (111 laff orange bunny) said on March 15, 2016 at 1:04 PM
Oh boy! Look out. Here come all the full districts :)

Lazy Mac (58 laff, red duck, trying to max throw) said on March 15, 2016 at 1:04 PM
i want more mega invasions with cogs that are about level 5 so i can get more exp from them :P

Dark Blue Soul said on March 15, 2016 at 1:04 PM
YAY

jay said on March 15, 2016 at 1:08 PM
WOW,SWEET

Christine Gem said on March 15, 2016 at 1:12 PM
well, stay on point toons! Backstabbers will gossip about anything, So don't reveal any secrets! See? i am terrible at puns XD Happy pi day toons, and happy St. Paddys!

Wilbur Poppenssticks said on March 15, 2016 at 1:22 PM
Woo hoo, I can train my gags in this district.

Clannish said on March 15, 2016 at 1:45 PM
I wish it was V2.0 lvl 11 Minglers.

Limitless said on March 15, 2016 at 1:46 PM
Cool! I wish it was Micromangers though.

Amy (The Cat!) said on March 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM
Ya I was online when I saw that but didn't know it was special. Well, you'll be seeing me on one of those districts!

Emma said on March 15, 2016 at 1:51 PM
Backstabbers secretly love pies which is why they love March 15th!

Rosie said on March 15, 2016 at 2:16 PM
I gotta stock up on a few pies, maybe. ( FORSHADOWING!)

Noisy Twinklebumper said on March 15, 2016 at 2:32 PM
Sadly we cant persuade them. I'm afraid that they'll turn their BACKS on us.

Fireball Pepperzap said on March 15, 2016 at 2:56 PM
Watch out toons! These Back Stabbers are strong!

Dark Night said on March 15, 2016 at 3:00 PM
Really lets get to the point here. I feel that the staff is backstabbing us with this invasion. I mean do that have to be so sharp about it? Like why even try stabbing us with an invasion now? I guess we will just have to at-tack.

Juicy Dog Bone said on March 15, 2016 at 3:04 PM
Uh oh what's gonna happen to Wheezer

Not so strong said on March 15, 2016 at 3:21 PM
MAN! THIS IS BAD!

Miss Lavender said on March 15, 2016 at 3:30 PM
Training Sound.... Maybe this is a good thing? Hmmm, we'll see soon. Good luck everyone!

Dottie The Dog said on March 15, 2016 at 3:32 PM
Ok! Lets do this!!! =D

Kalmangd said on March 15, 2016 at 3:33 PM
Better get some gags... We gotta prepare for that mega invasion!

said on March 15, 2016 at 3:47 PM
those pesky cogs comeing makeing slappy gone alll toons must go defeat their boss soon the boss will give up toons will will with the toon power

Master Bananaglop (115 Laff) said on March 15, 2016 at 3:55 PM
I guess since Julius Wheezer is involved here I should spam my cogs miss cards.... Eh, I have too many anyway.

super fireball said on March 15, 2016 at 4:37 PM
this is not good!

Crazy Candy (108) Crazy Candy 4 (21) said on March 15, 2016 at 5:02 PM
AWESOME! I can train my gags!! Besides, THEY are the ones who are getting backstabbed. XD

Painted Leaf said on March 15, 2016 at 5:02 PM
Julius Wheezer :D That's pretty funny!

Pixels said on March 15, 2016 at 5:06 PM
My, what a reference.... Well, off to go show those Backstabbers what for.

Sheriff Chewy Cuddlebrains said on March 15, 2016 at 5:09 PM
What i have seen no 2.0's whats the point of the mega invasion? one grand back stabbers?

Hockey Player said on March 15, 2016 at 8:55 PM
I like this it gives good opportunitys for 87 laffs to kill some cogs.

Corsina said on March 15, 2016 at 9:29 PM
Perfect time for long sound factories!

Biscuit Bumpenpop said on March 16, 2016 at 1:55 AM
"Et tu, Backstabber?" ~Julius Wheezer

Alena said on March 16, 2016 at 4:54 AM
I love this game

Ice Mouse said on March 16, 2016 at 3:11 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't like mega invasions?

Tooncat said on March 16, 2016 at 3:31 PM
Oh No! First the Head hunters 2.0 invasion, NOW THIS :<

Rey said on March 16, 2016 at 4:36 PM
I see Julius Wheezer in the background going sad.. nice job on informing him about the invasion!

Little Olivia said on March 16, 2016 at 4:51 PM
Sometimes invasions are good and sometimes they aren't good they can help with tasks though. :)

Ned Sourfuddy said on March 16, 2016 at 5:51 PM
We're the best and we can back that up!

CaptainPlumWhip said on March 16, 2016 at 9:07 PM
Julius Wheezer.... hmm... nope, not ringing any bells.

Clarity Furbank/Black Wonder said on March 17, 2016 at 12:15 PM
Too bad it's probably over now! I'm sad I couldn't get on. bet it was fun c:!

Moonlight said on March 17, 2016 at 1:37 PM
That was a cool invasion :D

Phoenix (Back After a Year!) said on March 17, 2016 at 3:00 PM
Yay Toontown

fluffy bunny said on March 17, 2016 at 3:02 PM
awesome, thanks i need those for my toontask, times awastin' better load up on gags :)

Orange Duck said on March 19, 2016 at 10:59 AM
Backstabbers invading? Well, let's stab them back!

Nebula said on March 19, 2016 at 1:42 PM
lol I get it. Because Brutus was a backstabber. Too funny

Little Angel said on March 20, 2016 at 2:07 PM
I love the idea of the back stabbers and Julius Wheezer very cool if you've been to History Class xD.
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