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Ripley's Resistance Broadcast

Posted by Ripley on November 24, 2021 at 2:30 PM

Attention, Toontown -- we need your help! This is an emergency Resistance Broadcast, going out to any Toon with an ear to listen and a glove ready to throw some pies. After the Sellbots’ counterfeit contract, they sent waves upon waves of Version 2.0 Sellbots, but stopping that wasn’t enough. Version 2.0 Sellbots are Mega-Invading Toontown... again!

Image: Ripley leading a charge against Version 2.0 Sellbot Mega-Invasions

The moment those Glad Handers sent the contract our way, I could smell something fishy. I’ve smashed through enough Sellbots to tell you that any “truce” is just another cowardly attempt at what those Cogs do best: boring business. If our refusal to sign led to these invasions, I’d hate to see what would’ve happened if we did sign that contract.

To counteract the Sellbots’ pesky invasions, we’ve brought all hands on deck. Loony Labs’ S.I.L.L.I. team (Scientists Interested in Laugh Levels Increasing) have kicked the Silly Meter into overdrive, bypassing the cooldown in an effort to combat the Cogs! Could it be dangerous? No one knows -- and that’s what I love about it!

By defeating those Version 2.0 Cogs, we should be able to send those “Laugh Levels” through the roof in record time! Plus, any Toons who haven’t already earned their Bossbot disguise can use these invasions to their benefit. If you need a little more guidance, check out our “newest” recruitment tape. (Yeesh, time flies! I look young!)

And with that: Deploy the Resistance Rangers!

P.S. - Our friend “A.S.” has their eye on Toon HQ’s radar for any sleuths looking to join the cause. 539 means KEY!


Comments


Rosie Wonderglop said on November 24, 2021 at 2:32 PM
Here we go, everyone!

Mr. Toon said on November 24, 2021 at 2:34 PM
Never trust a cog.

Fancy said on November 24, 2021 at 3:09 PM
Toons of the World, unite!

A.A. Wolf said on November 24, 2021 at 3:23 PM
Aye Im hyped! Field Offices are closer then we think

The Awesome Cat said on November 24, 2021 at 3:35 PM
Bring it on Sellbots!

The Awesome Cat said on November 24, 2021 at 3:39 PM
Also, what does 539 is key? Is that some kind of code?

Banjo said on November 24, 2021 at 4:05 PM
We can't let those buckets o' bolts beat us! Toons of the world, unite!

Jerky said on November 24, 2021 at 4:24 PM
There's a storm brewing and the forecast screams Sellbots! Those Cogs must be up to no good at that factory if they are producing this many 2.0 Cogs! Everyone stay safe. Toons unite!

Captain Rollie Jumblemarble said on November 24, 2021 at 4:27 PM
This sounds fun!

Rollie said on November 24, 2021 at 9:22 PM
Fighting upgraded Cogs with Resistance Rangers?! Count me in! Ranger-in-training Rollie, reportin' for duty!

Barget Wondersnout said on November 24, 2021 at 9:24 PM
Wow, this is so awesome! I'm super hyped, and I can't wait to possibly meet some Resistance Rangers and do some battle with Cogs. You guys are great!

Barget Wondersnout said on November 24, 2021 at 9:26 PM
This whole Sellbot thing is kinda like the new Spider-man movie. There's a lotta cool stuff coming, and people are super excited!!

Javeen said on November 25, 2021 at 4:22 AM
This is mostly exciting, even for me!

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on November 25, 2021 at 6:06 AM
Is that PS code for "we need beta testers to make sure the big new feature everyone has been hyped about doesn't explode... outside normal explosive gag parameters anyway"?

Dasher said on November 25, 2021 at 6:17 AM
I suggest HQs start installing giant umbrellas above them. Last time I visited the VP (I had an appointment with him and he had an appointment with my cream pies) I thought I heard something more about those luxury houses they've been working on. Stay alert! I'll ask Santatoon if he can send any reinforcements. We've got some new trainees in the way of HQ infiltration.

super dynamite lemontail said on November 25, 2021 at 7:43 AM
Field offices still foreshadow, I cannot wait to see the final result of this masterpiece!

Lucky Justyn said on November 25, 2021 at 7:46 AM
Knew something smelled fishy with that letter... well, i did help during the time the resistance crashed the cashbot HQ, the least i can do is to join the resistance properly, and do as instructed in the recruitment tape. something is upon us, and i want to be prepared.

Cuckoo Slimeyknees said on November 25, 2021 at 8:55 AM
Let's get down to business!

Barney Wondersnout said on November 25, 2021 at 9:00 AM
The C.F.O. project... Cog Field Offices someone pointed that out during Operation: Crash Cashbot HQ just... bravo, Toontown Team

Doctor Lemonseed said on November 25, 2021 at 9:03 AM
Let's just hope the Silly defenses don't fail us when the time comes...we'll need all our gags and hands for this invasion...

Barney Wondersnout said on November 25, 2021 at 9:15 AM
539 is KEY? Sounds like a vigenere cipher, in which a key is required to decode it. Gravity Falls, don't fail me now...

Barney Wondersnout said on November 25, 2021 at 9:34 AM
So, In the Resistance archives: The letters highlighted by color that corresponds to jellybean flower combinations spells out dmshcuetofepeigoehrivaonathuhdules I have no clue what to do with this and 539 does not seem to be the key but I'm sure some smart toon out there knows what to do with this!

Jeff said on November 25, 2021 at 9:55 AM
Guys, I feel like we might be getting something HUGE tomorrow. This is all Sellbot-related stuff, so whatever’s coming has to do with sales. What’s tomorrow? Black Friday, the day of sales. Plus, Black Friday is on the 26th, and we know all the anomalies happen on the 26th of the month.

Barney Wondersnout said on November 25, 2021 at 10:22 AM
I found a bug where Dr. Fumbdound is missing his glasses except when he shows you the silly reader so yea

Titan said on November 25, 2021 at 10:50 AM
Just saying bringing back Lowden would be insane 0____0

Special 122 laffer said on November 25, 2021 at 3:11 PM
Very hyped! I still don't know who's this "A.S." is (very SUS...) Also I BET the numbers are standing for letters!! Them toons at the Toontown Team ain't fooling me... Thank you so mush to the cogs making those 2.0 invasion ( now u got another toon in the toon resistance!!! Hehehe ) HOPE U HAVE FUN GETTING BUSTED COGS!!!!!!!!! :D

Jake Cheesey Marble said on November 25, 2021 at 6:18 PM
It would be funny if the cogs were actually helping us fill the meter so it eventually explodes and we have nothing left to counter Field Offices.

Mr. Dave Fiddlegadget said on November 25, 2021 at 7:11 PM
It's time for Toontown cold wars. *Loaded watergun noises*

Barget Wondersnout said on November 25, 2021 at 9:41 PM
Hi there! Since today's Thanksgiving, I would just like to say that I'm so thankful for this great game and all the folks at TTR who help run the game and make it possible. I mean, I've grown up with this game. I've been playing it for, gosh, almost 7 years! And I've really enjoyed taking down Cogs, making lots of friends, playing fun games, and just, you know, being a Toon! And with these Field Offices about to come out, I'm sure it's gonna get better! So, from the bottom of my toon heart, Thank you TTR! Happy Thanksgiving! Can't wait for Field Offices!

Cuckoo Slimeyknees said on November 26, 2021 at 10:17 AM
Who is A.S? Also, I not sure what is going on.

Cuckoo Slimeyknees said on November 26, 2021 at 10:20 AM
The 26 is always SUS. I'm born the 26th of October.

Dr. Phil said on November 26, 2021 at 10:55 AM
Holy smokes!

Rosie Dynogrooven said on November 26, 2021 at 12:35 PM
Can someone tell me please what we do with the whispered code firehosejellybeanslaff once we get it?

The Awesome Cat said on November 26, 2021 at 1:07 PM
Are we going to get mega invasions again if there’s another news tomorrow, or are we going to get something else? But whatever it is, we will never get defeated by the sellbots without a fight

Loud jester tricky twist said on November 26, 2021 at 1:12 PM
Podcast rewritten is on this breaking story!

Atta Bratt (Black Cat)--I'm getting my name back! said on November 26, 2021 at 1:52 PM
There was nothing this morning, I'm hoping after the update we will have some answers!!

daffy lemonpaws said on November 29, 2021 at 12:09 PM
i was wondering why there so many invasions
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