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Crushing the Cog-Craze

Posted by Lord Lowden Clear on September 7, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Attention, Toons! This is a red alert! New intelligence suggests a wave of outrage has swept over Cashbot Headquarters in the wake of the previous top-dog Cog polls. It is absolutely vital that we keep our wits about us as we encounter these crazed Cashbots in the days to come. However, more to the point, our spy network within their greedy domain has revealed a plot to undermine the final poll to ensure that a Cashbot lands on top!

Low-life Cogs need your vote!

As a certified top-dog Toon myself, I have been thoroughly scandalized. This does show us one piece of valuable info though -- all Cogs are laser-focused towards ascending the corporate ladder. We can use this to our advantage if we engage as much as possible with their market testing and fuel the Cog craze around the polls, we can distract the Cogs enough to keep them at bay!

It is my duty today to share with you all the Cashbots' poll, in the hopes that we can use the results to sidetrack the Cogs from trying to stop all the fun we are having here in Toontown. My fellow Toons, ask not what the Toon Resistance can do for you, but what you can do for the Toon Resistance. Right now, Rangers all over Toontown are gearing up for the promised Version 2.0 Cog Mega-Invasion. While they work to do their part, I ask all of you to do yours by voting in the latest poll!

Who is your favorite Cashbot, Toons?

Poll ends on: September 10, 2020 at 9:00 AM

In an extraordinary case of irony, a vote for the Cogs is a vote for Toontown. Just play along with these polls -- vote however you'd like. Once the winner is chosen, we'll be at the ready to let the pies fly in retaliation. Toons of the world, UNITE!

Lord Lowden Clear
Leader of the Toon Resistance


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Ricky the Dog said on September 7, 2020 at 3:58 PM
Looks like second-in-command is gonna win again!

Funniduck said on September 7, 2020 at 4:31 PM
Vote for Robber Barons, they're a royal pain and still have my vote.

Sir Woody Widesmile said on September 7, 2020 at 6:21 PM
What happened to "Keep them busting with laughter?" (vote for robber baron!)

Regina Doe said on September 7, 2020 at 6:25 PM
i voted for loan shark :)

Pianissimo said on September 7, 2020 at 6:51 PM
the only acceptable response is Number Cruncher

Jarax said on September 8, 2020 at 1:57 AM
I've loved the Loan Shark cog ever since I was a kid!

Summer said on September 8, 2020 at 10:29 AM
I really like the number cruncher :))

Capn Balu said on September 8, 2020 at 11:14 AM
Loan Sharks ftw!

Javeen said on September 8, 2020 at 11:53 AM
I love Bean Counters Where have they bean?

Pop said on September 8, 2020 at 12:10 PM
I like Number Cruncher the best, because of how colorful all the numbers they crunch are!

Lil' Wolfie said on September 8, 2020 at 1:12 PM
At least bean counters actually count beans so their not all bad.

Dinklebearg said on September 8, 2020 at 2:57 PM
Oh please oh please may the royal money bags win

Dr. Phil said on September 8, 2020 at 3:25 PM
This is the only time i'm going with the majority. Loan Sharks!

Dr Monty said on September 9, 2020 at 10:07 AM
Go Loan Sharks!

Buu said on September 9, 2020 at 11:43 AM
Loan Sharks are cute!

nice bear said on September 9, 2020 at 1:30 PM
for me i would say robber baron.

The Last Crocodile Alive said on September 10, 2020 at 12:13 AM
Robber Baron for sure! He has an epic moustache and all.

Prof Rainbow said on September 10, 2020 at 11:20 AM
Penny pincher :3

Jimmy said on September 11, 2020 at 7:19 AM
My favorite is Penny Pincher!

Mac said on September 13, 2020 at 8:04 AM
I vote for Robber Barons.

Dr. Baron said on September 13, 2020 at 10:02 AM
Loan shark
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