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Setting the Record Straight

Posted by The Chief Justice on September 4, 2020 at 2:00 PM

When the other Boss Cogs and I had our most recent meeting and came up with the idea to host a series of polls to determine the best Cog, we all agreed to refrain from advertising any specific Cogs, especially those from our own field of expertise. I've come today to set the record straight about the Cog polls, though I'm expected to make an appearance in court soon. Let's make this quick.

The court has adjourned for a special message!

The Double Talkers recently brought to my attention that the Bossbots have illegally hijacked the Toons' most recent broadcast. This highly unwarranted interference is criminal in so many different ways, the evidence against them would break the scale!

The jury believed any Bossbot poll data should be expunged from our records as punishment -- including revoking the privilege for involvement in the final poll, which will pit the winning Cogs from each department against each other. Lucky for the Bossbots, my verdict is that they will instead pay up with a little "community service."

If you see any of those ill-mannered Bossbots in the streets, please rudely ask them to direct you to the nearest Cog building to vote in our Lawbot poll. Once you're done, they will gladly expedite your return to the playground -- those Flunkies excel at Toon disposal. If you're much like myself and would rather avoid interaction with Bossbots, though, you can vote here:

Who is your favorite Lawbot, Toons?

Poll ends on: September 7, 2020 at 9:00 AM

What, is this unlawful? Unfair? Overruled. I'm too busy for your petty games, Toons. I have a trial to attend.


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nice bear said on September 4, 2020 at 2:05 PM
i would say legal eagle.

Mr. Toon said on September 4, 2020 at 2:13 PM
Spin Doctor for the win!

Jake Cheesey Marble said on September 4, 2020 at 2:16 PM
Fun Fact: bottom feeders are the only cog to not be associated with a required task in the taskline, so you can go all the way to 137 laff without defeating a single one.

Grand ol' Fuzzybouncer said on September 4, 2020 at 2:24 PM
legal eagle because he is an absolute chad dude

Dante said on September 4, 2020 at 2:45 PM
Looks like the 2nd toughest among the ranks wins again.

Honey said on September 4, 2020 at 2:51 PM
lol

teg said on September 4, 2020 at 3:19 PM
AMBULANCE CHASERS PLEASE

Prom said on September 4, 2020 at 3:41 PM
Flunky. <3

BubbleGum princess said on September 4, 2020 at 4:47 PM
I will ofc say legal eagle but its very hard to get stuff out of it like i have a task to get something from the legal eagle and its hard. But overall VOTE LEGAL EAGLE FOR THE WIN!

Claire said on September 4, 2020 at 5:09 PM
Double Talker because... why not?

Captain Orion said on September 4, 2020 at 5:45 PM
outrage they know Flunky would win so they do this but for this one definitely Legal Eagle he's a chad

Banjo said on September 4, 2020 at 5:50 PM
Anyone who says Legal Eagles aren't the best are just wrong.

Ricky The Dog said on September 4, 2020 at 5:57 PM
Tough choice, but I'll go with Legal Eagle!

Funniduck said on September 4, 2020 at 8:38 PM
bE LeGaL: VoTe For ThE EagLe!! xD go legal eagle!!!

Diji said on September 5, 2020 at 2:04 AM
I dread the Ambulance Chaser the most of all the cogs, so I chose it as my favorite. :)

Capn Balu said on September 5, 2020 at 3:38 AM
Wow thats crazy that you can go through the game without to defeat even 1 bottom feeder lol, oh my fav is legal eagle for sure!

Little Purplecorn Orca said on September 5, 2020 at 8:46 AM
I have to say legal eagle because they're cool

Bubbashrimp said on September 5, 2020 at 1:43 PM
Legal eagle cause he had the best design

Sir lancelot said on September 5, 2020 at 1:55 PM
I think it should be big wigs

Little Salty said on September 5, 2020 at 2:08 PM
Voted Bloodsucker, looking out for those little toons who still need 6 Bloodsuckers for Professor Wiggle but I do like them a lot, enjoy the invasions of them every year for Halloween which is my favorite holiday.

The Toon said on September 5, 2020 at 4:24 PM
There is no limit to my talons.

Meow Council Crystal said on September 5, 2020 at 5:28 PM
Vote Legal, say Eagle!

Sargos said on September 5, 2020 at 8:26 PM
In the old brazilian version, the Legal Eagle were called "Macaco Velho" (Old Monkey)

MrBowler67 said on September 5, 2020 at 11:32 PM
Bloodsuckers because mostly all gags work on him because he is a sucker for gags.

MrBowler67 said on September 5, 2020 at 11:33 PM
Legal Eagle because they remind me of the Philadelphia Eagles football team.

Catamaran Blue said on September 6, 2020 at 4:58 AM
Love the Legal Eagles! They look like Air Force officers!

Dear Deer said on September 6, 2020 at 5:05 AM
Eagles soar!

Princess Melody Purplejinks said on September 6, 2020 at 9:04 AM
Design wise, Big Wigs looks pretty nice, even if they are rather full of themselves. Hmm... First Sellbots, then Bossbots, and now Lawbots... Something's up... But what is it?

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on September 6, 2020 at 1:46 PM
ambulance chaser. I always loved the hat

Whiskers Smartytail said on September 6, 2020 at 4:28 PM
It’s no surprise Legal Eagles would take the win, considering they are technically the tooniest-looking cog with the Loan Shark, with being an animal and all.

Buttercream said on September 8, 2020 at 10:51 AM
Legal Eagles indeed

Fat Chunky Palebouncer said on September 8, 2020 at 8:50 PM
Legal Eagles are alphas. You can’t convince me otherwise. I will never not be intimidated
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