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Showing the Sellbots Who's Boss

Posted by Ripley on September 1, 2020 at 2:00 PM

After smashing through the windows of a five-story Cog building and destroying some slack-off Mr. Hollywoods, I found these Cogs, Inc. magazines lying around -- Robust. You may think it’s the perfect opportunity to get more Cog intel! Nope. Not my thing. We’ve got people in the Resistance trained for that, and there’s a reason I’m not one of them. I tried reading it, but couldn’t get past the first page out of sheer boringness. I mean, who cares about accounting?!

Ripley is not amused.

I’m not typically one for public appearances, but these Sellbots and their "blog invasion" have made it necessary. Getting the better of Sellbots is my specialty, after all -- I’ve had to crush even more than usual lately because of their gear-brained poll, and I’m loving every second of it! Let me properly introduce myself. My name’s Ripley, and I’m a member of the Toon Resistance. Not leader, though. At least, not yet. A gal’s gotta have goals!

The same day I walked out from Tutorial Terrace bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I was already suiting up and rising through the ranks. So naturally, if anyone’s going to be "top-dog," it’s me! Sure, Flippy is "iconic" and "Toon Council president," but I’m talking Toon Resistance. Hold on, hold on. I don’t mean any overthrowing business! Considering Rocky’s already got the position for Lord Lowden Clear’s right-hand Toon, I’d be willing to settle for left-hand pig.

Back to the topic on hand -- not only are the Cogs assaulting us with accounting, but polling too. What do we look like, a business opportunity? As if! The Sellbots’ poll is already over, but that doesn’t mean they’re finished yet. We’ll have to keep destroying more Cogs to fight off this invasion, and with enough help-- Pszzzt. Static noises. Staaaatic... noiiiiises...

...

The connection is fine, Flunky. Stop saying "static noises" out loud. This won't earn you a promotion.

...

We've interrupted this broadcast to bring you a message from the Bossbots.

Who do you think you are, Toon? Is this some sort of advert for the Sellbots? Nothing of the sort has been approved by upper management, nor are Toons allowed any involvement in these Cog affairs beyond voting in our polls! Trust us, we know best. Let us Bossbots set an example for you: any feeble attempt to interrupt will be stopped, and polls will proceed as scheduled. It’s not as if Sellbots have any chance of overtaking us in votes, anyhow. In this Cog-cheat-Cog world, everyone knows that the Bossbots are at the top of the corporate ladder.

Who is your favorite Bossbot, Toons?

Poll ends on: September 4, 2020 at 9:00 AM

Whichever Bossbot wins this round will advance to the most prestigious stage of their career yet, a round of golf with the C.E.O. himself. Vote wisely, Toons.


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Thomas The Toon Engine said on September 1, 2020 at 2:04 PM
vote 4 big cheese he's my favorite yee!

Baron Flippenflap said on September 1, 2020 at 2:06 PM
YESMEN UNITE!!!

Cowser the Koopahog said on September 1, 2020 at 2:09 PM
Be Spunky: Vote for Flunky

Pablo said on September 1, 2020 at 2:17 PM
Vote micromanager yall

Spike the Dog said on September 1, 2020 at 2:23 PM
This has to be leading up to something but I wonder what...

Gogeta said on September 1, 2020 at 2:27 PM
Big Cheese all the way, he was the one in Disney 411 back in the day.

Chief Rosie said on September 1, 2020 at 2:33 PM
What a fun way to interact with the cogs.

Black Cat said on September 1, 2020 at 3:03 PM
This is so interesting! I wonder if this means we will be seeing the Executive Offices open up soon?? We've been waiting for years and I cannot stop but to think what's behind those doors.

Weird Curly Megaquack said on September 1, 2020 at 3:11 PM
One hundred percent the Flunky. They're way too cute to hate. Although I do enjoy the Big Cheese Heads, too. :D

Funniduck said on September 1, 2020 at 4:24 PM
Big Cheese or Flunky? Big Cheese... that was a hard choice, though!

nice bear said on September 1, 2020 at 4:42 PM
big cheese would be the favorite bossbot.

Abby said on September 1, 2020 at 4:46 PM
I'm going with the Flunkies!

Chuck Shuffle said on September 1, 2020 at 5:19 PM
Booooo!

Bolin said on September 1, 2020 at 7:11 PM
I may be just a Flunky, but I'm REAAAALL Spunkyyyyy

Ricky the Dog said on September 1, 2020 at 7:38 PM
Let the Flunkies play golf!

Wise Kitty said on September 2, 2020 at 2:39 AM
Flunkies. Are. The. Best. Ever. After all, Mr. CEO, you're about to become one.

Incogneato said on September 2, 2020 at 4:17 AM
I see how these polls are playing out now. Fine, fine, I'll give it to Flunky. The Cashbots had better not screw up their entrance... I- uh- mean, since Loan Sharks are my favorite cog to smash, of course!

The Last Crocodile Alive said on September 2, 2020 at 6:27 AM
It's just gotta be the Big Cheese, I mean just look at him! He also seems to be a master at golf with that impressive swing of his.

Omar said on September 2, 2020 at 7:48 AM
Flunkies for sure! Heck if I was to vote a Cog getting into Smash Ultimate, it would have to be Flunky for sure!

Sir crumble said on September 2, 2020 at 7:58 AM
Flunky because he's iconic

Javeen said on September 2, 2020 at 10:18 AM
I like Raiders man. My Favorite bossbot cog, but I know it will be outvoted by the infamous Flunky.

Black Cat said on September 2, 2020 at 10:42 AM
this is cool :)

Little Casper Wrinklebumper said on September 2, 2020 at 10:48 AM
Ha Ha, Flunky gets a Silly Point from me. :)

Angel said on September 2, 2020 at 10:49 AM
Flunkies are the best cogs! He looks so cute and I always feel bad for them whenever I have to defeat them. Let the flunkies win the poll!

Super Spike said on September 2, 2020 at 11:49 AM
Big Cheese needs to win, he is the very definition of toughest cog in the game as well as being very VERY intimidating

Blueberry said on September 2, 2020 at 12:07 PM
I guess that the Flunky looks to be the winner here.

Dylan said on September 2, 2020 at 12:43 PM
Head Hunter's are SO underrated. Best Bossbot BY FAR.

Deputy Jay Crumblecorn said on September 2, 2020 at 12:49 PM
“I may just be flunky, but I’m real Spunky.” I vote for Flunky!

Sylvia said on September 2, 2020 at 2:06 PM
Flunky, since he's the first cog you fight!

Dr. Phil said on September 2, 2020 at 2:18 PM
Easy. The Big Cheese

Dr. Phil said on September 2, 2020 at 2:19 PM
Break bossbot hq? o:

Smiley Face said on September 2, 2020 at 2:41 PM
flunky is so cute tbh i have no shame voting for him

Haunted said on September 2, 2020 at 4:38 PM
Corporate Raiders are funny looking. A pirate with a suit? It kinda makes sense. Arrrgh! Me money! xD

Stormii said on September 2, 2020 at 9:38 PM
flunkies are cool, cant really hate them since they dont deal too much damage

Buttercream said on September 3, 2020 at 8:03 AM
Vote for Big Cheese

Kira said on September 3, 2020 at 8:04 AM
Big cheese!

Kira said on September 3, 2020 at 8:07 AM
Or the coporate raider.. they're pretty cool too. :D

Shaker Kitty said on September 3, 2020 at 10:44 AM
Flunkies showing love here, but... Go Cheese!

goofy goober (107) said on September 3, 2020 at 10:45 AM
Corperate Raiders are cool

Judge Casper said on September 3, 2020 at 11:36 AM
Bro, c'mon, CORPORATE RAIDER! RAID!

Ginger Sparklesticks said on September 3, 2020 at 12:39 PM
This sounds like it leads to something TOONTASIC!! Can't wit to see what happens! :P

Boo boo said on September 3, 2020 at 1:12 PM
Wahoo!

Teal Mouse said on September 3, 2020 at 1:33 PM
Yesmen Unite!

Jake Cheesey Marble said on September 3, 2020 at 2:50 PM
A round of golf with the CEO? He gets defeated and replaced every 5 minutes. Whichever cog wins is gonna have a round of golf with a soon-to-be Flunky.

Wacko Jinxgrooven said on September 3, 2020 at 5:09 PM
Yesmen because of the original invasion >:)

Fleetwoof mac said on September 3, 2020 at 9:43 PM
Flunkies are funky B)

BubbleGum princess said on September 4, 2020 at 12:09 AM
I picked flunkies, because they are fair they go easy on us and we go hard on them lol. Yall pick FLUNKIES

Lucky Lemonzap said on September 4, 2020 at 6:52 AM
FLUNKY! FLUNKY! FLUNKY! FLUNKY!

Max Fluffen Flipper said on September 4, 2020 at 10:03 AM
Flunky.

Olaf Trickydoodle said on September 4, 2020 at 10:34 AM
Hmmmm.... Perhaps the best cog will be getting their own special offices....

Cody said on September 4, 2020 at 11:24 AM
Definitely big cheese! He's an og I don't see often.

Stopes said on September 7, 2020 at 5:25 AM
Big cheese. Thats all i have to say. Big cheese.
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