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Dreaming of an Orange Christmas

Posted by Doctor Surlee on December 24, 2019 at 2:00 PM

On the tenth day of winter, Toontown gives to you:
A Polar-Palooza,
Twice the Gag experience,
Fuzzy festive outfits,
Ruby-red-nosed Reindeer,
Blankets of soft snow,
(bum bum bum...)
Soulful singing Snowtoons,
Jolly winter jams,
Out-of-this-world ornaments,
And the start of a festive jamboree!

Doctor Surlee is back again!

Happy Holidays, Toontown! How are the winter festivities? I wish I could join you, but this mailbox decided to mess with my mail again. Year after year this overgrown tin can keeps shoving me around. All I want is my mail! None of the other mailboxes are like this. So, what gives? Luckily, I am a Toon of Science! I’ve come up with a list of hypotheses that present different reasons as to why this mailbox has a case of the holiday hoopla.

There's plenty of good hypotheses. Perhaps the mailbox has indigestion and needs medicine. Maybe a wizard cast a spell on it and now it can only swallow mail. Could a Cog have dropped a shredder down its gullet, shredding all the mail? Bah! I know none of those are true, this mailbox has had it in for me for years. There's only one logical explanation, the mailbox is jealous that I am more orange than it.

I've never been able to communicate with mailboxes until the completion of the Silly Meter. This year -- I'll finally get that mailbox to crack. Luckily, that mailbox sits on Tutorial Terrace, so as with every year I’ll be able to greet new Toons as they dash into Toontown. I encourage every new Toon to greet me with a jolly ‘Merry Christmas!' I've also got a polar surprise for new Bear Toons entering Toontown -- just as Slappy used to do. Sigh... but I musn't dwell on the past.

Now, for the experiment. Hmm... I think I’m more of a Tiger Orange and the mailbox is more of an Apricot. Or maybe Marigold. Where is my color wheel? I need gradients and charts, STAT!


Sorry! Comments are closed.

Queen Rosie said on December 24, 2019 at 3:35 PM
Surlee needs a hug :(

Cupcake said on December 24, 2019 at 4:58 PM
Wow. I guess I never realized just how malicious mailboxes truly are. Thank goodness for the Silly Meter, however! That's an F to pay respects for Surlee's dwindling sanity. XD

King C.J. Dizzynoodle said on December 24, 2019 at 7:51 PM
What does this mean? should I make a new bear toon?

Berry Sundae said on December 25, 2019 at 5:34 AM
Poor Surlee being bullied by a mail box LOL

Paranormal Parrot said on December 25, 2019 at 6:21 AM
You're a Scientoon, you can figure it out! I'll find that mailbox and get your mail since I'm not orange lolol

Duke Crazy Mizzenbee said on December 25, 2019 at 6:54 AM
Surlee seems to be an Orange Orange color, my toon on the other hand seems to be an Orange Pansy color. Hope that helps him, but a mailbox color? I dunno maybe it is Apricot? Whatever, I just hope Surlee has a holly jolly holiday, since it is the best time of the year!

Skylight Fawndeer said on December 28, 2019 at 6:11 AM
The mailbox is more jealous than you are more orange? That's one of the most ILLOGICAL explanations ever. Also, there was never any toon called " Slappy. "

Daffylemonpaws said on December 28, 2019 at 7:58 AM
Well I always said Dr surlee was my fav toon and is
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