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The No-Suit Proposal

Posted by The Skelecogs on November 21, 2019 at 2:00 PM

Good afternoon, Toons. According to updated statistics in last week’s company newsletter, it seems that Cogs with suits are defeating fewer Toons than Cogs without suits. As ordered by the C.F.O., cost cutting measures are to be put into effect under one condition -- solid proof that Cog Suits don’t increase worker productivity. Us Skelecogs, fresh off the assembly line, will be invading the streets of Toontown to prove that suits do not increase effectiveness against the Toon population. If everything goes according to plan, we can move the funds used to make suits to bigger and better Cog-related projects! For the future of Cogs, we will be hosting a Skelecog Mega-Invasion.

The Skelecogs have a Proposal

The Skelecog Team has decided to let all Toons know of this plan because if you surrender, we can crush even more Toons at a faster rate. Doing this would better our chances of shifting funds into more important projects. So why not help us out? You probably don’t even like those ugly suits anyways.

Unfortunately, we cannot conduct this experiment in every district. Some Cogs don’t want their accessories to be discontinued, so they’re protesting our proposal. I have no doubt that corporate will be cutting their salary. If you do not cooperate, we’ll have wasted lots of time and money! Additionally, don’t bother sending that “Lord Lousy Clear” and his “Resistance Failures” to hold us back with their “teamwork” and “free uniforms". Every Cog knows that there's strength in "I", and not in "team". An independent Cog rises through the ranks swiftly. They’ll just mess with the numbers.

Thank you for your time, Toons. We expect that this financial experiment will go swimmingly, yes?


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Mottito Ravioli said on November 21, 2019 at 2:01 PM
OMG I WANNA MEET A RESISTANCE RANGER, WHERE ARE THEY!!!!

Nah Don Feelitt said on November 21, 2019 at 2:25 PM
I had been hoping for a V2.0 Skelecog Invasion. Didn't realize 'til I logged in it was just normal, boring skelecogs. Cost efficient? Perhaps. Able to crush toons easier? Not really.

Blue Rat said on November 21, 2019 at 2:32 PM
Ooooohh. We better get them.

Cupcake said on November 21, 2019 at 2:40 PM
Oh dear, do I sense some jealousy from you, Mr. Skelecog?

Cherri said on November 21, 2019 at 3:45 PM
I am so ready! Bring on the suitless troopers because this toon is not going to lose!

Sir Fireball said on November 21, 2019 at 3:57 PM
Cool, skelecogs are going down!

Pickles said on November 21, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Let's go out there and bust some cogs!

Mousey said on November 21, 2019 at 4:10 PM
What a menacing proposal! We will never surrender! Not even for ten million jellybeans!

Quackity said on November 21, 2019 at 5:56 PM
Is this a teaser to new content? :OOO

Funnypants said on November 21, 2019 at 6:02 PM
Nice!

Noir Fuzzyslipper said on November 21, 2019 at 8:25 PM
Skelecog mega invasion?? Time to restock my gags!

Lucky Bongo said on November 22, 2019 at 5:51 AM
I'm ready for this

Crazy Crazy said on November 22, 2019 at 11:39 AM
"We expect that this financial experiment will go swimmingly yes?" Oh yes, absolutely! Just stand right next to that fishing pool over there...

Crazy Crazy said on November 22, 2019 at 11:56 AM
Dear Skelecog I hate to *throw* some loverly proposal away, but it *sounds* quite weak. I mean, *dropping* in unexpectedly and *luring* us into your no-suit experiment seems like a big *trap* to take advantage of toon kind. What I'm trying to say, *squirt* is that your offer needs a *toon-up* and I personally am not interested. Wait you want things to go swimmingly? Ok meet me at Donalds Dock I think I can set something up...>:)

Skylight Fawndeer said on November 22, 2019 at 12:17 PM
His name is Lord LOWDEN Clear , and they are resistance RANGERS. Anyway, cogs like YOU are nothing a good ol' cream pie can't handle. Bring it on , idiot cogs!

Spike the Dog said on November 22, 2019 at 2:09 PM
Well good luck with that Mr Skelecog I just Maxed my Throws and got the Rain Cloud so yeah Good luck Mr Skelecog

Dianna said on November 22, 2019 at 2:21 PM
Wow this is perfect training for my alt! Thanks, cogs for coming on out here so we can gain 2x xp points. Also for toons wondering why they are losing badly, it's because they are robots and robots don't have a brain. They are metal and steel and other boring junk. Keep in MIND that we are TOONS and we are funny and smart and awesome, so we can totally CRUSH the cogs!!!

Milky Way Galaxy said on November 22, 2019 at 2:26 PM
Hey y'all!!! You might know Dianna, the deer. She has been playing this game for 3 years + Well, she is laff 90 and I am her alt! These cogs will be perfect for all kinds of toons! Just be sure to get them in the right place for you! That way you won't go sad! Oh and don't forget, ALWAYS stay toony! Fun, Laughter, and Toons go together!

Cool Comet said on November 22, 2019 at 2:46 PM
this is ridiculous! the Skelecogs just wont quit!

Ladybug Gigglehopper said on November 22, 2019 at 11:54 PM
Hmm... Methinks Lowden might want to be careful what Cog facilities he sneaks in to. The 'bots already seem to know him by his Toon name. It's only a matter of time before they draw the connection between the leader of the Resistance and the VIP businessman they let into all of their top-secret offices...

Coach Biggenstripes said on November 23, 2019 at 12:54 PM
What if you could make a virtual skelecog mega-inavsion? I mean, they should give *some* skill points. I've really been waiting for one of these but there is just none

genneth flavian said on November 23, 2019 at 1:14 PM
I met one and he gave me an outfit!!! omgggggggg

Quackup said on November 23, 2019 at 8:21 PM
Well, you guys are too easy as you are now, so I'd be more than happy to see you spend your resources more efficiently and give us a real challenge, so tell you what, I'll mostly defeat Cogs in those safe districts so maybe you can try, say, diversifying your skillset.

Weird Curly Megaquack said on November 24, 2019 at 8:31 PM
Actually, we Toons much prefer you with the suits. Teamwork wouldn't hurt, either, you poor sad things. :(

RuffleSplat said on November 25, 2019 at 6:23 AM
Hope nothing goes wrong.

Sorceress of the Sea said on November 25, 2019 at 9:12 AM
We'll never help you, you no good Skelecogs! You guys are going down! Just wait till I... Wait, it's over?! Aw man...

Dino said on November 26, 2019 at 1:34 PM
-_- oof.

royko said on November 27, 2019 at 7:48 AM
SPOOKY SCARY SKELECOGS

lowmilk said on November 27, 2019 at 4:51 PM
NEVER!!!!!

Sir said on November 28, 2019 at 9:27 AM
im gonna destroy you cogs!
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