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Toon Resistance Report: Cassie Peppercakes

Posted by Cassie Peppercakes on May 12, 2019 at 2:00 PM

G’day mates! Not used to the new lineup of Rangers? Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Unless ya mess with my team, that is. Yah can call me Cassie Peppercakes, the new Toon Resistance gag expert. One skilled croc can’t take down the C.F.O. all alone. Do the Resistance a favor and hop on over to Cashbot HQ! I’d like to see how much silliness ya can pack in yer gags.

Cassie Peppercakes is ready to spice up the battle!

I used to be a delivery gal for Gopher’s Gags on Elm Street. When I was growing up, Gopher taught me the magical art of gag engineerin’. Crikey! I remember my first gag project bein’ a Bubblegum puddle, a sweeter version of the Quicksand gag. Ahh...good times. As I got older, Gopher taught me his signature gag recipe, the Spicy Lava Cake. A bundt cake hotter than the outback ‘erself! Now, I use that very same recipe for my Chili Pepper Pies! The Cogs won’t know what’s comin’.

Pfft. Gettin’ into the Resistance was a piece of cake! Excuse the pun. Gopher and I were havin’ a spice-off to see who could withstand our blazin’ hot Cupcakes O’ Doom. Every Toon ran out of the shop, sweatin’ out their shirts! All but one - Lord Lowden Clear. The lad wanted me to join the Resistance ‘cause of my extensive knowledge of gag modification. Hehe. All that mischief finally paid off in the end, aye?

Ya think ya got what it takes to throw one of my signature spicy pies? Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya! 

Oh, and one last thing. My team and I are cooking up some new ToonTasks for you to chew into. They'll be hot and fresh, so be sure to come and visit us later this week!


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Sheriff Dudley Nickelhopper said on May 12, 2019 at 2:06 PM
Imagine if we were actually able to modify our gags like Cassie was talking about? I would love to see spicy pies ingame.

Super Mouse (127) said on May 12, 2019 at 2:16 PM
You have the wrong C.F.O.

Lucky said on May 12, 2019 at 2:30 PM
pretty sure I found one of those "cupcakes of death" on the streets of the brrgh not sure how it got there but anything in its radius was melted! now that's spicy

Jamie the Cat said on May 12, 2019 at 2:47 PM
It just keeps getting better

Meh Dog said on May 12, 2019 at 2:51 PM
Does this mean spicy cream pies? im getting hungry..

Candy Roboroni said on May 12, 2019 at 4:40 PM
I can’t wait for the new toontasks!

Quack Attack said on May 12, 2019 at 5:06 PM
Finally New Toontasks Coming! :D

Megacrunch said on May 12, 2019 at 5:26 PM
Cant wait for the new tasks

Mister Fluffy Dynoteeth said on May 12, 2019 at 7:50 PM
New Toontasks are always neat! Loving some of the rewards they give! Also, gag modifications should be a thing! Maybe instead of increasing damage, modified gags can have different effects on Cogs depending on the modification? Like spicy pies could make the Cogs have lower accuracy for a certain amount of turns, since their eyes would be all watery from all the spiciness! Something like that. That'd be cool to see!

Christine The Kittie said on May 13, 2019 at 8:07 AM
Wowie! I'm always excited for new stuff! Can't wait!

Ginger Sparklesticks said on May 13, 2019 at 10:06 AM
Awesome, can't wait to see new tasks! :D

Cool Comet said on May 13, 2019 at 11:34 AM
Hmmm. new ToonTasks, you say? "Ya think ya got what it takes to throw one of my signature spicy pies? Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya!" this sounds like a hint at a new game mechanic. new throw gag? I sure hope so!

Mr. Toon said on May 13, 2019 at 3:54 PM
The first Crocodile NPC.

Lucky Charm said on May 13, 2019 at 5:59 PM
What if the spicy pies burnt the cogs face and they couldn't see so they often missed?

Midnight said on May 13, 2019 at 7:13 PM
Nice! I guess that means more toontasks for us to tackle! Oh yeah, and I found some pie residue near the entrance to the Center Silo. This could mean two things: One, Cassie is at it again with her signature spicy cream pies, or maybe two... this is a clue to finding the Donkeys.

Marche Radiuju said on May 14, 2019 at 12:41 PM
JALAPENO POPPERS! POPPER PIE!! CHEESE,BACON!!!

Barney Wondersnout said on May 14, 2019 at 12:53 PM
"Come help out the Resistance Rangers and I’ll give ya something to take home with ya!" "home"? Could it be a pie furniture? Like a pie bean bag chair?

Bubbles (PowerPuff) said on May 15, 2019 at 6:22 AM
Oh woah! That seems COOL!

Lacey (PowerPuff) said on May 15, 2019 at 6:25 AM
This is cool!

Blossom (PowerPuff) said on May 15, 2019 at 6:27 AM
Oh, more new TOONTASKS? I will save ToonTown!

Judge Dizzy Funnyquack said on May 18, 2019 at 12:23 PM
Maybe there will be jalapeno juice hoses!
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