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03-CV-0012 SURLEE v. COUNCIL

Posted by Court Records Archive on June 26, 2014 at 4:06 PM

I've been informed to tell you that your next case has arrived.
Excellent. Trial name?
It's the Doctor.
Ohohoho, we indeed have a case on our hands. Have you began the court records?
I'm typing them as we speak.
Strike that from the records. Bring me my robes, and a new Cog to write them. Set the encryption to A=07 B=12.
Hgzo mzh hgzo.

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Q'll jmdo zg hqiawiiqgz mi pjo odqhozao qi toqzc nboiozpoh, Hgapgb Iwbloo. Agzpqzwo, Tmaeipmttob. "Q'do tooz uwoipqgzqzc syiolv lmpoly -- ijgwlh Q cg pjbgwcj kqpj qp? Qv qp koboz'p vgb pjos, ko kgwlhz'p jmdo smho pjo mhdmzaosozpi pjmp ko'do smho pghmy. Obb, bmpjob, 38 hmyi mcg. Twp qv qp koboz'p vgb pjos, jo kgwlh ipqll to jobo. Qv jo ezok kjmp jo kmi toqzc obmioh vgb, kgwlh jo pjqze qp qi kgbpj qp? Gz pjo gpjob jmzh, kqpjgwp pjo mhdmzaosozpi ko smy jmdo toagso lqeo pjo smajqzoi gwbioldoi. Pjo Pbglloy kgwlh cop bonopqpqdo, pjo cmci kgwlh cop glh... Vqcjpqzc pjos toamso m agssgz nmipqso gv Pggzpgkz. Kjoz Q amso tmae, pjgwcj, qp kmi pgg lmpo. Q's zgp smeqzc pjmp imso sqipmeo. Pjmp'i kjmp Q eoon pollqzc syiolv. Kjoz Q jmdo pg kmpaj jqs cg imh mcmqz -- toamwio gv SO -- Q jgno Q amz lqdo wn pg qp.

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Cwqlpy mi ajmbcoh. Zgk, kjobo hqh ygw cop pjmp?...
Pjo Ajmqbsmz vgwzh uwqpo m vok pjqzci qz pjmp jwze gv sopml ygw amll m "Lmt". Kjqaj tbqzci so pg pjo zorp nqoao gv odqhozao, pjo tlwonbqzp.

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Hgapgb Iwbloo, Q hosmzh-
Mzh mll Q jmdo pg imy...
Hgz'p pby qp.
Qi...
IPGN JQS!
"Q'll to tmae lmpob!"

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M tomb ty pjo zmso gv Twsny Twstlotojb, ygwb jgzgb.
Oraollozp.

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Lindsay Leopard said on June 26, 2014 at 4:10 PM
I think I'm smelling something rusty here.

Diggy said on June 26, 2014 at 4:12 PM
Oh noes, not again! Welp, this definitely has to do with Lawbots...

Awesome Toon said on June 26, 2014 at 4:27 PM
The doctor? Trial case? Oh this isn't good...

Furball Bumpenthid said on June 27, 2014 at 5:25 AM
Those Lawbots must have finished building their HQ. We'll have to storm Lawbot HQ, get our suits and fight their leader.

Epicrocker said on June 27, 2014 at 7:44 AM
This seems mysterious... Maybe he had ran into the Lawbot Headquarters, and the Lawbots captured him!!! If so, we gotta get the doctor back!

Jake said on June 27, 2014 at 3:39 PM
Hmmmm. Robes, trial, random letters, and he said a new COG to write them. It must be a lawbot most likely the CJ

Logan said on June 28, 2014 at 7:53 AM
Err, Doctor SURLEE? hmmm... a cog...a trial..it has to be a lawbot...but what does Dr.Surlee have to do with this? Something seems funny.

Super C said on June 28, 2014 at 8:25 AM
Oh No.........

Louie said on June 28, 2014 at 9:28 AM
Lawbots.

Jackaroo said on June 28, 2014 at 10:24 AM
It appears that we must beat these "cogs" on a legal and financial level... it means we have to take it to court

Milky said on June 29, 2014 at 5:55 AM
Lawbots have ALOT to say for themselves!

Max Mojo said on June 29, 2014 at 8:52 AM
This is an interesting transmission, it's not backward, not opposite in ABC Order, not scrambled... Hmm... Or is it?

Colerful Coco said on June 30, 2014 at 6:58 AM
I bet everything it's Lawbots and Chief Justice.

Lucky7 said on June 30, 2014 at 7:06 AM
Hmm it looks like the lawbots are at it again

Maryella said on June 30, 2014 at 3:39 PM
Lawbots again. But we can defeat them! Good luck, fellow toons!

Pizza Man said on July 1, 2014 at 6:54 AM
A trial? More cogs?! Oh dear, the Lawbots are back at it again.

Joy said on July 1, 2014 at 7:27 AM
Hmm, something seems fishy! "Trial case... Robe. New COG? But... what did it have to do with Surlee? Or did they DO something with Doctor Surlee? Oh gosh... DID THEY TRANSFORM OUR SURLEE INTO A COG? LAWBOT HAS PUT IN, WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!

Rocky Bear said on July 1, 2014 at 8:34 AM
I personally think that the CJ (Chief Justice) has to do with this whole situation. Hmm.

Supertoon said on July 1, 2014 at 12:14 PM
Those Lawbots! Well, I'm gathering the pie supplies!

Thunder Bolt said on July 1, 2014 at 3:25 PM
Oh boy! I bet those bottom-feeders and double talkers and all their compadres are at it again!

Rosy said on July 1, 2014 at 7:00 PM
:D toontown is coming back! Toons of the World Unite!

Epicole11 said on July 2, 2014 at 3:45 PM
oh no i wonder what this could be? Maybe its the lawbots!

GamerDuck said on July 3, 2014 at 7:02 AM
Hmmmmmm... looks like a law bot situation we will need all toons to unite and find out where this note came from!

Baron Alvin Bagelbee said on July 3, 2014 at 12:09 PM
No Cogs Send us Toons to trial without recieving a Pie in the face in return!
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