Super Saturday Update: Silly Saturday
Posted by Sir Max on November 9, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Heya again, everyone! You've probably been wondering why our updates have been so dry this week. And let me tell you: We definitely did not build a huge Trolley roundabout to replace the instant transportation that we had before.
Nope, just kidding. We did! Previously, Trolley Stations were built using an experimental version of Loony Lab's Portable Hole device. The Trolley would go through a pitch-black tunnel and instantly be taken to whichever game you wish. We were looking through these plans and said "You know, sometimes instant is just too- you know, instant."
Luckily, we found a pretty great solution. This past week we have built an entire track- titled "Trolley Tracks" (The Toon who came up with this name has been fired. Literally. We shot him out of a cannon somewhere, no idea where he went.)- that will get rid of these instant transportation issues. Trolley Tracks adds an intricate series of tracks that forces you to play for three rounds instead of quitting when you want to. Man, the progress we are making is phenomenal.
Along with Trolley Tracks, Loony Labs is testing out their new "Toon T.A.G.S. (Totally Awesome Graphic Simulator)" - a holographic display that will indicate your name above your head. Never again will you have to awkwardly say "Hey... you!" when you forget a friend's name!
Pretty nice update, right? Not yet! We've got one more thing in store for you: Bingo. Ever been fishing, when suddenly you have the urge to attend a game of Bingo? Me too. That's why we have created Fish Bingo, a game that allows you to passive-aggressively compete with your friends to earn a big pot of Jellybeans. We know that this is going to take a toll on those bamboo rods and Jellybean jars, so last night I snuck into all of your houses and replaced your rods with Hardwood and Jellybean jars with a 120 bean jar. You can thank me later.
Not Super enough for you? No worries. We have a lot more in store coming up this week. Stay Tooned! (See what I did there? Because like, instead of tuned, you stay TOONed. Because you're a Toon. Ahaha, I crack myself up.)
November 9, 2013 [ttr-alpha-g5c6d364]
? Many new backend features to help us out with various things
? Fix strange GUI scaling when receiving Jellybeans after a Trolley
? Updated Whitelist to include community-suggested words
? Remove Trolley Transport Tunnel
? Build "Trolley Tracks", a new way of transportation throughout games.
? Upgrade everyone's Bamboo rods to Hardwood
? Increase Jellybean Jar size to 120 - this is only to help with testing
? Add Bingo cards to the Fishing docks. Grab your new rod and play a game of Fish Bingo!
? Implement Toon T.A.G.S. - an invention created by Loony Labs to show the names of toons above their head in a stylized manor.
? Implement the Toon Memory Game
? The Great Umbrella Shortage of 2013 has been resolved! You can now play Toon Slingshot with your friends.