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The Skelecog Mega-Invasion Returns!

Posted by The Skelecogs on July 13, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Well well well, look who's late to the briefing. 

Three Skelecogs posing in the middle of Sellbot HQ.

Let's not beat around the bush. We're on a time crunch here-- it's blatant you Toons try to waste our precious money-making minutes with pranks and tomfoolery, we are all too familiar with your game. Your attempts to rid us of this distastefully exuberant town have put us Cogs back a fortune, and we are circling back to an idea we've implemented several times before so we can finally break-even, at the very least.

We have statistically analyzed our cash flow forecasts, and it has become apparent that our revenue should skyrocket if Cog Suit yield is reduced. Therefore, the only worthwhile solution on the table is another Skelecog Mega-Invasion. Despite the halt in Cog Suit production, us Skelecogs will remain suitably attired for this formidable occasion with our customary clip-on ties. To carry out business activities without a tie is laughable. Toony, even.

Take notes, Toons. According to our schedule, we shall be invading your streets on the 13th of July 11:00AM Toontown Time (PDT) till the 16th of July 11:59PM Toontown Time (PDT). 

Don't try to hide from us in those so-called safe districts, and refrain from distributing any of your foolish little Resistance Rangers our way either. We heard they'll be issuing out some sort of 'Ranger Suit' to certain Toons who help defeat us Skelecogs. The joke is on you, Toons. Us Skelecogs are undefeatable. No one is getting a 'Ranger Suit' this time around.

Get your ducks in a row, Toontown. Vanquishing you will never be put on the back burner for Cogs, Incorporated.


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Twisted Code said on July 13, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Oh get real, cogs. Your investment in this town is a sunk cost! You'll *never* put us on the back burner? Surely your project (micro)managers realize the fallacious logic here! With your constant consumption, the cost of metal these days must be going through the roof. So, *presses button held behind his back* just like that safe. *crash* "That's going to leave a mark!"

Skippy said on July 13, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Thank you For the Update keep Updating My Fantastic Game Toontown again on August 1st Thanks again The Toontown Team

King Comet said on July 13, 2023 at 3:48 PM
I love how aggressive Skelecogs talk, it is a shame they aren't as undefeatable as they say they are.

Sheriff Jake said on July 13, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Bring it on, skellies!

Chunky said on July 13, 2023 at 5:25 PM
You skelecogs may be mean and tough, but we'll knock you out of your socks with our gags!

Barget Wondersnout said on July 13, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Oooh, you spooky scary skelecogs don't scare ME!

Bouncey Googlemuffin said on July 14, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Going down corporate robos! Getting that Ranger Suit :3

Ginger Sparklesticks said on July 14, 2023 at 9:58 AM
Bring it on Skelecogs, you're no match for us or the Resistance Rangers! Hope you like pie and hose water! x) Toons of the world, Unite :D

Kit Cat said on July 15, 2023 at 5:11 AM
we'll stop you cogs! they wont get away with this!

Princess Melody Purplejinks said on July 15, 2023 at 8:46 PM
If you think we're scared of you, then think again! Toons, to battle stations! (cue trumpet) Charge!
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