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Executive Shake-Up Due at Cogs, Inc.!

Posted by Terry Prompter on August 4, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Good afternoon, Toontown -- the name’s Terry Prompter. I’m here today with an exclusive investigative report from Toontown’s favorite news network, Toon News... for the Amused!

When the Toon Resistance’s mid-May interception hit the presses, everyone was left scratching their heads. A leaked memo revealed Cogs, Inc. to be undergoing “corporate restructuring,” but with details left sparse, no one could spell out what dangers this brings to Toons. Unremarkably, the Cogs were expecting an email on May 26th, but surprise struck that same day as COG-TV broadcasted to all of Toontown that Cogs, Inc. is undergoing an executive shake-up!

Terry Prompter in front of Sellbot HQ reporting the new rumors.

Before you’re blindsided by those ‘bots, I interviewed Toons in the know to get you in the know. From Melodyland’s Teli-Caster Fishing Television Network, my cousin Telly Prompter speaks on her harrowing experience: “Right at the peak of my duet with a Baby Grand Piano Tuna, those buckets o’ bolts cut off my program! They have no respect for how hard it is to tuna fish!”

We won’t let them off the hook, Telly -- even our network was overtaken in their airwave invasion. In fact, every Toon TV network was left televising this COG-TV segment! A recording is found below:

Toons were only scratching their heads before, but after this incident, many were filled with fear! Rest assured, the Toon Resistance immediately jumped into action. A top Resistance Ranger even stopped by our studio during reconnaissance and was able to provide case files on these sinister “Supervisor” Cogs that’d appeared on COG-TV. Click the case files below to learn more about them!

I asked them what the Toon Resistance knows so far, though given this rocky situation with the Cogs, our informant has been left anonymous. “After years of Toon infiltrations, the Cogs are making some big changes to their Cog HQs. Here’s what we know so far..."

  • Cog facilities will provide easier Promotions with enhanced output across the board.
  • Facility options will be reduced, leaving only two facilities per Cog HQ. One seems to be easier to infiltrate, while the other is a souped-up challenge even for us Rangers.
  • A sinister Supervisor will oversee each facility, equipped with abilities to tip the balance of the fight to favor the Cogs.

Yee-ouch! The Cogs’ typical red tape means that it will still take some time before Cogs, Inc. is “Under New Management,  but these changes are nothing to laugh at. Toons at home, what’s YOUR take?

This has been Terry Prompter, bringing you the latest Toon News... for the Amused!


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Casper said on August 4, 2023 at 2:42 PM
This will be something to behold. We will keep preparing ourselves for this shift in management at COG HQ. We must be ready to stand up to this new threat. If we don’t, all of Toontown is doomed.

Cool Sammie WildDoodle said on August 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Yoooo more info on the new cogs can't wait to see them

My Precious said on August 4, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I am so excited for this!!!! Oh my goodness!!!!! Toontown is going to EXPLODE!!

Froggo said on August 4, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Does this mean?!?! Oh I am very excited to see!

Crazy Alice Dandytail said on August 4, 2023 at 3:11 PM

Jiggleroni said on August 4, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Holey Moley!

Kitty Mirmo said on August 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I can't wait for the New Content Under New Management in TTR.

Fun Crocodile (65 laff) said on August 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM

Toon Of Finality said on August 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Did someone say "tuna fish"?

Nenoo said on August 4, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Ooo! I’m scared!

Sparky said on August 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
YES! cant wait for this update! thanks for more information!

Poodlemuddle said on August 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
it would be fun

Collector Leif said on August 4, 2023 at 5:17 PM

Prof. Clancy said on August 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
This Is Gonna Be Sick

Captain Lancelot The Second said on August 4, 2023 at 8:04 PM
This should be interesting. Can’t wait to see what happens next.

Toonsworth said on August 4, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Oh dear. Seems my worries were just as I thought, I knew I heard some heel stomping around while golfing at the Mini-golf Course. But... They were just rumors, & if I'm reading these files right, my poor foghorn industry won't stand a chance against that Lawbot Supervisor, what will I do now? Oh my, & does that Foreman have- Gasp! Four hats?! That's an absurd number of hats, much too even! Perhaps it's time to start planting some magnets & trapdoors on the side. A Calamity Garden for this terrifying time in Toontown History. To all Toons, I suggest you all do the same as well, least you become sad to the Supervisors. That banana peel just might be your saving grace.

Bananasnooker said on August 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM
The Office Clerk reminds me of that librarian from Monsters University. "SHHHHH, QUIET."

Barget Wondersnout said on August 4, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Oh boy, these new, improved Supervisors sound pretty dangerous. Not the type of Cogs I'd wanna mess with. Oh heck, I TOTALLY wanna mess with them!!!!!

Romeo Bumpenswirl said on August 4, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I'm very excited about this! I didn't like the suit grinding, so the team finally acknowledged that feedback and gave us this! Two facilities, Easy and Hard! Most importantly, GOODBYE BACK NINES!

Sheriff Jake said on August 4, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Things have been quiet these past few months. I should've known it was only the calm before the storm, but those boring bots won't get the last laugh - and just because EVERY laugh is their last laugh either.

Master Pippy said on August 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Super excited!

Super Bob said on August 5, 2023 at 2:08 AM
SuuuuuuuuuuuPPPPPPeeeeeeeeeeRRRRRRRRR news!

Big Tricksters said on August 5, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Can’t wait to face off these types of cogs

Poppet said on August 5, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Oh no! Thanks for the update, Terry. Sounds like we're in for a challenge, but it's nothing us Toons can't handle.

Dudley Dog said on August 5, 2023 at 7:23 AM
New state of the art robots ready for the scrap pile, I see? Well... Bring. Them. ON!! Me and my friends will strike 'em down... HARD. And when we do, we'll have their heads as trophies! Heh heh. Once we inifiltrate their facilities, we'll show 'em some good ol' fashioned comedy, slapstick, the whole Silly Sha-bang!! Hoho, I can't wait to face 'em! They may look frightening and seem challenging to other folks, but not to me! Watch out, COGS, Inc. You'll be shaking in your boots once I enter your domain!

Rainbow Glittersprinkles said on August 5, 2023 at 7:57 AM
September get here FASTER!!!

Papaya said on August 5, 2023 at 8:11 AM
Thank you for this update!! This all looks so exciting! And by the way: the book worms pun was top-notch.

Parm E. Sean said on August 5, 2023 at 8:35 AM

Master Supermonkey said on August 5, 2023 at 10:43 AM
I say bring it on! The Toontown Supermonkey Squadron is here to support the resistance!

Coral Dog said on August 5, 2023 at 11:56 AM
O: can't wait

Lilly Ann said on August 5, 2023 at 8:40 PM

Rolling Crocodile said on August 5, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Haha, I'm not scared of these new Supervisors! Not a... single... (gulp)... bit. I-I'm shaking 'cause I'm cold. Totally not s-scared, heh heh-- YIKES!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?! .... Oh. It's just a butterfly. Like I said, not scared a bit... (hides under bed like a totally brave toon.)

Celeste said on August 6, 2023 at 9:21 AM
I am so scared of them! But, I know the toons will always win in the end...right?

Bernadetta said on August 6, 2023 at 11:37 AM
It's nice to see the facilities being reworked! All of those years of Front Entrances, Bullion Mints, Office D's, and Back Nines while facilities such as the Side Entrance, Dollar Mint, and Office C are completely ignored... Changing it to introduce a "Normal" and "Hard" mode is a much better idea! Though I am curious how the Factory Foreman will be handled considering it's meant to be a rite of passage for Toons going through ToonTasks in Daisy Gardens...

Ginger Sparklesticks said on August 6, 2023 at 12:15 PM
OOH How exciting, can't wait to see what all of this leads to...Better get my best gags ready just to be safe! :D

McBongo said on August 6, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Pffft, these new managers will not be a challenge for the resistance!

Lady Marigold Lemonmuffin said on August 6, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Ready to take 'em all on, chief! Seems like a fun challenge.

Toon said on August 8, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Have to say, the new Cog Supervisors look quite the business robots no Toon could and would ever make deals with, even with negotiations. I, sometimes, kinda thought the Cogs would have created larger, newer self-operating, yet obedient machines under the command of Boss Cogs to keep their entries out to Toons but to the Cogs themselves, like maybe special passes to require entry to their quarters that could be found in new different Cog Facilities they could reside in and patrol the Cog HQs 24/7, until we Toons could storm in, defeat them, and acquire those passes before we face the Boss Cogs, with promotion levels reached, of course. Overall, those new challenges they're gonna roll out won't be a bother to us Toons! We can take them!

Bananasnooker said on August 8, 2023 at 9:08 AM
This Supervisor stuff sounds very interesting, but also a bit concerning. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this..... jellybean jar, and then I'm gonna go find out what those Cogs are planning!

Cartoon Mi said on August 9, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Oh my, this brings up corporate clash vibes here. But honestly I like these new characters more than corporate clash's !

Cartoon Mi said on August 9, 2023 at 11:01 AM
By the way, the trailer's hilarious!! Awesome job!!

Duckter Phil said on August 9, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Omg so excited!!!

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on August 10, 2023 at 7:57 PM
The Club President hasn't seen MY courses under par, and the Office Clerk... well, I'm sure I'll think of something to do with her NICE and QUIET-LIKE. Grand pianos and TNT are the epitome of quiet, right?
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