Green is as Good as Gold!
Posted by Sir Max on March 17, 2022 at 2:00 PM
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddies! My name’s Sir Max and welcome back to my favorite day of the year: What? No, not ValenToons’ Day… not after what happened last time. It’s St. Patrick’s Day! The one day of the year where all the green Toons of the world can pinch their friends and claim immunity all day long! For my non-green friends, I have a little tip on how to avoid Sir Max’s Ultimate Pinch!
Now, before you start: no, I’m not referring to your Laff Meter going green! That’s a different green altogether! Kind of like mint, maybe? Or a cashew? I’ll have to ask one of my artist friends about what “color scheme” is at a later date.
No, no, the tip I have for you isn’t anything like that. It’s in fact my good pal Eugene from Green Bean Jeans located in the stunning Daisy Gardens! Trust me folks, this guy is a genuine, 100% real, totally not fake, nothing bogus about it leprechaun -- or so he tells me, anyway. He’s never actually shown me any proof that he is one, but he brags about how green gloves are “worth their weight in gold.”
Eugene is the kind of guy who knows how “It’s easy to be green” this time of year. If you stop by his humble shop and speak a secret phrase, you can find yourself with some dazzling green gloves until March 21 at 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PDT)!
So go on and pinch away, Toons! I still need to break my record from last time, so I better get a move on! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!