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The Tragedy of Julius Wheezer

Posted by Julius Wheezer on March 15, 2021 at 2:00 PM

Greetings, Toontown. Forsooth, I am Julius Wheezer, esteem'd direct'r of Toontown’s finest Shakespearean theatre company. While others may parody Shakespeare’s legacy with names like “Shakesdeere,” I believeth in an authentic experience.

Image: Julius Wheezer laments about the Cogs in an over-exaggerated manner.

Yond is to sayeth, mine wage hast been very tight recently. As it turns out, hiring performers to worketh in fifteenth century conditions is very sore. To receiveth through mine own financial hardships, mine own handeth wast did force. I tooketh out a loan with the dread'd Loan Sharks.

I haven’t been able to payeth back mine own dues, and anon they hath called upon the Lawbots to collect. As in Sheakespeare’s tragedies themselves, the Back Stabbers has't mega-invad'd Toontown, and they’re out for me!

Nay, not coequal Marc Antoony, mine own trusty director, can save me. I am at the mercy of the Toon Resistance to destroy the Cogs and save mine own theatre company! I implore thee to help me!


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Dudley Dog said on March 15, 2021 at 6:12 PM
Not to w'rry, Julius! i'm gonna giveth those folk a gust of their owneth medicine! 'r shouldst i sayeth... Pies! Hyuck Hyuck!

Javeen said on March 15, 2021 at 6:43 PM
Looks like he'd took an act and played himself well. Good Job!

Sir Woody Widesmile said on March 15, 2021 at 6:54 PM
Toons of the world unite!

Garfield said on March 15, 2021 at 7:07 PM
I'll be using one 500 Jellybean unite right away!

Curly said on March 16, 2021 at 2:49 AM
Oh no, poor Julius Wheezer!

Oswald ThunderBounce said on March 16, 2021 at 8:24 AM
Lets go defeat some cogs!!!

Artemis said on March 16, 2021 at 5:54 PM
Fear not, dear Julus Wheezer. We, the toons, shall defeath the cogs that rampageth against thee.

Super Jake Bananapretzel said on March 19, 2021 at 10:57 AM
You won't get away with this, back stabbers!
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