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BOO! The Bewitching Bloodsuckers are Back!

Posted by The Bloodsuckers on October 27, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Greetings, Toons. It’s once again that time of year. What’s that you say? The time of year for going in-Cog-nito with spooky costumes and trick-or-treating with friends? No! Frankly, most Cogs couldn’t care less about Halloween, that ridiculous holiday you Toons waste so much valuable work time celebrating every October. However, we Bloodsuckers tolerate it thanks to what it means for us: it’s time for our yearly Bloodsucker Mega-Invasion! 

Watch out for the Bloodsuckers!

“O”, no need to sound so “Negative” and disappointed about it. We don’t mean to “suck” the fun out of things. On second thought, we actually do. In fact, we’re dying to spoil all your pointless Halloween festivities. You can be sure we’ve brought along plenty of Red Tape in case any of you Toons decide to be a pain in the neck.

We know how much Toons love playing dress-up with those so-called “Toon Resistance” costumes, but the Cogs can’t have that. We’ve stocked up on enough Eviction Notices to send those Resistance Rangers with their tails between their legs before they ever have a chance to throw out free uniforms to any Toon saying “Trick-or-Treat!”

On the “Positive” side, when you Toons finally decide to support our cause, we’ll be waiting. We’re always looking for new blood.

See you on the streets,
The Bloodsuckers


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Meowtastic/Sakura said on October 27, 2020 at 2:01 PM
OOO!!! Spooky!!

Jackson said on October 27, 2020 at 2:14 PM

Comrade said on October 27, 2020 at 2:15 PM
YESS!! ill defeat you bloodsuckers until theres none left!!! >:3

Kit pumpkinmellon said on October 27, 2020 at 2:34 PM
The cogs must care somewhat about Halloween if they have a bloodsuckers mega invasion.

Sheriff crazy snifflewipe said on October 27, 2020 at 3:04 PM

Miss Trixie Baglewoof said on October 27, 2020 at 3:10 PM
Bring it on!!!

Little Binky said on October 27, 2020 at 4:45 PM

Little Purplecorn Orca said on October 27, 2020 at 6:54 PM
Poor cogs don't enjoy this holiday

Gacha said on October 28, 2020 at 7:20 AM

Buttercream said on October 28, 2020 at 8:46 AM
Toons of the world, unite, and we'll defeat these evil corporate cogs!

Funniduck said on October 28, 2020 at 8:50 AM
Resistance Rangers! :O I hope I get to meet one this time!

Deputy Sally Bumpenface said on October 28, 2020 at 9:58 AM
Can... can we just talk about all the puns the Cogs make daily? Like... for Cogs who can't take a joke, they really and truly make a lot of them. "We don't mean to 'suck' the fun out of things"? "We're always looking for new blood"? Perhaps the Cogs have more of an appreciation for humor than we realize.

Zack said on October 29, 2020 at 7:28 AM

Ginger Sparklesticks said on October 29, 2020 at 1:48 PM
Awesome, bring it on cogs! I already have my uniform, but I'd love to help other Toons get theirs :D
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