A Home-y Hibernation
Posted by Teddy Blair on May 29, 2020 at 2:00 PM
Yawn… Hello. I’m Teddy Blair, sleep extraordinaire. Unfortunately, I’m very not asleep right now. I’ve been trying to hibernate all winter, and now more Cog buildings are crashing down all over Lullaby Lane, waking me up again. Infuriating. Those Cogs never take a break, despite all the Toons I’ve sent after them. I’ve made up my mind -- it’s time for this rabbit to move out!
When I set up shop at the House of Hibernation, I made it just like home. And now that I think about it... I haven’t even been to my real home ever since! I can’t help it, it’s just so cozy here. Although all I want is to hibernate, the Cogs along this street make it so hard to perfect my craft. Some of the most powerful Cogs roam the Dreamland’s streets, causing a never-ending ruckus. They constantly make me toss and turn, then have the nerve to claim sleeping turns next to no profit!
That does it, I’m moving back to where no Cog will bother me -- my estate. I’m getting sleepy just thinking about it now… One little problem, though. My house is not suited for hibernation one bit -- the furniture hasn’t been touched in years! I’m not looking to join that clan of dust bunnies, so I’ll be giving my whole house a makeover. I need to see the coziest, most homiest homes to style mine after.
What's that you say? You've got some kelp? Ah, you've come to help! Perfect timing! Here's what we'll do. We'll have an estate-design contest! All you've gotta do is design the ultimate estate! Once you do, take as many pictures as you can and post them across social media with #ToonEstates. In between power-naps, I'll be watching the Wild Wacky Web for the latest entries. Now, I don't have much to give as a reward. However, I'll be back on the Toontown Blog next month, showing off my favorite estate entries. Think about the fame!
Sleep is an art, essential to any Toon’s imagination. Why else would there be an entire Playground dedicated to it? The Cogs don’t understand that sleep is important, with all their productivity shenanigans. Sleep is where my idea for the ultimate portable pull-out couch, complete with a portable hole straight into a mini-fridge, came from! Say, speaking of sleep...