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No Business Like Show Business

Posted by Mr. Hollywood on June 8, 2018 at 4:30 PM

The name's Mr. Hollywood to you, Toons. Thanks to all of your recent Razzle Dazzle and silly "Birthday celebration," you appear to have missed all of the marketing for my big premiere. It's a detective noir film, and I suppose you could say, I'm the boss. The pieces of the puzzle are finally falling into place, and I won’t let anyone meddle with my plans. Lights, camera, Mega-Invasion.

Mr. Hollywood in... No Business Like Show Business!

It's tough being the star of an invasion -- there's really no business quite like it! I wonder if I’ll even draw the attention of some executives over at Cog Nation? In order to do that, I’d need to put on quite the show...

You cannot begin to quantify the amount of red tape I have gone through to have this operation authorized. I get the impression that you Toons, along with this "Private Investigator" of yours, will attempt to sabotage and thwart my time in the spotlight. I warn you in advance that if you do anything of the sort, words will be had with the Legal Eagles. I assure you that no one plays me for a sucker and gets away with it.

With that out of the way, I guess it’s time that my goons and I start our takeover. Just in time for my big debut! There are to be absolutely no more shenanigans from you, Toons, else I will ‘cut you from the credits.’

Let's start rolling.


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Crazy Droopy said on June 8, 2018 at 4:37 PM
Executives... Cog Nation... Executive Tower? I hope we find out more about this!!!

Leaping The Toon said on June 8, 2018 at 4:46 PM
Oh No! Better Get Some Gags And Start Training!

Super Wildsnout said on June 8, 2018 at 4:46 PM
If they indeed get the executives from Cog Nation, and they reveal themselves. let it be known we are ready to retaliate!

Ricky said on June 8, 2018 at 4:49 PM
Oh wow! This reminds me of something... Hmmm... Oh yeah! We beat y'all last year and we'll beat you again!

Viper said on June 8, 2018 at 4:50 PM
Oh my goodness! I came online and started getting buzzes on my phone saying invasions of Holly's all over Toontown Rewritten! This is insane! I hope we can destroy them before they give word to the legal eagles! (however it'd be nice to have a legal eagle mega invasion lol)

Sprinkles said on June 8, 2018 at 4:52 PM
We'll stop you nasty cogs from invading! Btw second :O

RuffleWiggle said on June 8, 2018 at 4:52 PM
Watch out!

Pink Lemonade said on June 8, 2018 at 4:53 PM
We're gonna "knock em' dead" as they say in show business.

Meh Dog said on June 8, 2018 at 4:54 PM
C-C-COG NATION!?!?

captin punchyoctocrash said on June 8, 2018 at 4:54 PM
wow lets go and bust those cogs! Lights, camera, gags!

Ortensia said on June 8, 2018 at 5:11 PM
What a showboat-- guess'll we'll just have to cut this premier short before these divas ruin the festivities!

Crazy Dynamite said on June 8, 2018 at 5:16 PM
We'll beat them all! All of em' I tell ya!

Wacko Jinxgrooven said on June 8, 2018 at 5:16 PM
well Mr hollywoods you did good now let the mega invasion begin

Feathersocks said on June 8, 2018 at 5:20 PM
Woo!

Atomic said on June 8, 2018 at 5:30 PM
Stay safe on the streets!

Trendinghobbit said on June 8, 2018 at 5:35 PM
Can't wait for that mega invasion!!

sketched said on June 8, 2018 at 5:37 PM
lol cool i am exited

Popcorn said on June 8, 2018 at 6:00 PM
ITS ON. LET THE FIGHT BEGIN.

Mr. Tom said on June 8, 2018 at 6:08 PM
You won't be able to defeat us, Mr. Hollywood! When we're done with you, your plans will be corrupted as the real Hollywood!

Mr. Toon said on June 8, 2018 at 6:08 PM
Bring it.

Mrs. Lemonsplat said on June 8, 2018 at 6:49 PM
Oh geez... So much is happening at once! ... This still doesn't explain why surlee doesn't like mailboxes though

Twix said on June 8, 2018 at 6:52 PM
Interesting. Definitely interesting. Executives from Cog Nation are double trouble, but some gag training and enough Tooniness to malfunction the Silly Meter never hurt a soul! C'mon, Toontown! Let's rise up and bring back the punch(line) from those colorless Cogs! Are You Toon Enough?

ShadowSpin said on June 8, 2018 at 7:05 PM
Well. If the film's rolling, let's flip the script.

Jake Cheesey Marble said on June 8, 2018 at 8:10 PM
Words being had with Legal Eagles? Lawbot Field Offices?

Ned Sourfuddy said on June 8, 2018 at 8:16 PM
Oh boy! Something tells me the Executive Offices will be open soon.

Ethan said on June 8, 2018 at 8:22 PM
Wow, toons! Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

Princess said on June 8, 2018 at 8:27 PM
BRING IT ON!

Cliff Razzletooth said on June 8, 2018 at 8:41 PM
Oh no, now we only have one server without an invasion (yes, there is another one but that one has a normal invasion in it not a mega invasion)..

Buckingham said on June 8, 2018 at 8:53 PM
I called it! I knew there'd be a Mr. Hollywood Mega-Invasion!

robin flowertoon said on June 8, 2018 at 10:21 PM
get ready toons! this is gonna be a big one!

Cheesy Cheese said on June 9, 2018 at 12:49 AM
This is bad. Toons, let's unite to defend Toontown from the Mr. Hollywoods!

Bart Hulazoop said on June 9, 2018 at 1:21 AM
Better get all my gags and get my buddies and defeat all of those Mr. Hollywoods!!!

Doctor Curly Crinklecorn said on June 9, 2018 at 4:15 AM
Cmon lads! lets push them to the back page of Rotten Tomatoes!

Charmander said on June 9, 2018 at 5:20 AM
The whole Samantha Spade strips remind me of "Whodunit?" from The Backyardigans, one of the first shows I ever watched, during its third season I started playing TTO. One day in 2008-2009, I would watch an episode of the former and then afterwards play the latter.

PaddleBumble said on June 9, 2018 at 5:38 AM
Why is everything black and white?

Luna Laffgood said on June 9, 2018 at 6:01 AM
SEND IN THE RESISTANCE RANGERS!!!!

Good Ol' Giggles GiggleFish said on June 9, 2018 at 6:10 AM
Oh man, Cog nation and executives, it sounds as if the cogs are planning something serious...

Lily Pop said on June 9, 2018 at 7:33 AM
oh great you know what this means cognation is back

Dr.Lemonburger said on June 9, 2018 at 10:20 AM
Bring it On !

Fireball said on June 9, 2018 at 10:53 AM
Cool, good job TTR team

Garfield said on June 9, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Come on, guys! Let's defeat the Mr. Hollywoods and show them who's boss!

Luna said on June 9, 2018 at 2:13 PM
You are going down! No matter what!

Lily Pop said on June 9, 2018 at 4:35 PM
oh great cognation is back now i have to work

Snow Kitten said on June 10, 2018 at 6:49 AM
This is going to be a big invasion! But we will stop you and it'll be your grand finale!

King ZZ Thundergrooven said on June 10, 2018 at 8:28 AM
Yeah these cogs lvl 8 haha I think I'll pass them up this go around but mark my words, I'll be back

Merrigold said on June 10, 2018 at 10:21 AM
I'd like to see Storm Sellbot come back for all those who didn't get to get to do it back then when it first ran and maybe even let those of us who didn't get the rental suit task done be able to get it. By any chance will toonfest in Chip and Dale's have the toonfest clothes and shoes (which were codes) be avalible to buy for those who have made toons since those codes were introduced? Can't wait, thanks TTR.

Rainbow Honeymouth said on June 10, 2018 at 3:40 PM
At least some toons who need mr hollywoods got lucky. :P *pulls out my gag bag* WHOS WITH ME TO SEND THEM BACK TO COG TOWN!

Moon Gazer said on June 11, 2018 at 5:43 PM
I'm making my own movie too cogs! It's called Cogbusters! "Who you gonna call? Cogbusters!"

Rosy Cat-Astrophe said on June 13, 2018 at 1:51 AM
Oh deer! Well, better tell these Hollywoods "See ya later, alligator!", cause they're in the doghouse now! They better duck, cause this cat's out of the bag! Whoa... hold your horses! Don't bear a frown! At least WE don't live in a pig-sty, with oil and gears all over the place! So no more monkeying around, get your lucky rabbit's foot, and in the name of Mickey Mouse, we'll drive these bots back to Cog Nation! (All puns intended.)

Melody said on June 13, 2018 at 6:16 AM
*narrows eyes* Challenge accepted, Hollywood. Roll up your sleeves,Toons! TO BATTLE!

Loosey Goosey said on June 14, 2018 at 4:11 PM
NOOO it was on my birthday so i couldnt particapate
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