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Old McQuack had a Farm

Posted by Sir Max on July 6, 2014 at 2:00 PM

You wouldn't believe what people would do for keys. I mean hey, I know Toontown is a pretty great town to live in, but I can hardly go out in public without being ripped to shreds for them. That's why I devised a plan. A pretty important plan, a plan planned so well that it may potentially put another plan into motion to try and outdo this plan. I call it "Sir Max's Plan of Planned Plans" -- and that's trademarked, mind you!

It all started with a simple update that I slipped into our site here. Upon being asked how to receive a beta key, I silently extended the Toon Council's answer by a bit with a phrase that many of you are very familiar with... "You'll need a moose, seven golden locks, and about three gallons of lard." After receiving 147 meese, 1,029 locks, and 441 gallons of lard: The plan is finally pomplete. Err- complete. We finally have enough to conjure up billions, maybe even TRILLIONS of Keys!

Now, just how exactly did these ingredients go into the key making? See, Hawkheart owns this land that Goofy Speedway's rural race goes through, right? Lots of hills, farms, open plains -- it's a good neighborhood. So you know what I did? Took a plane -- COMPLETELY covered it in lard. Whole thing. Took some grass, layered it on top of the lard, and the field looks good as new. Nothing suspicious. Next up, I went ahead and had around five trucks deliver all of the mooses and meese straight to McQuack's house. I planted a camera to see his face when he walks in on 147 meeple eating his furniture -- definitely worth it.

Now comes the master plan... McQuack, thinking the moosies were just delievered to his house rather than one of the farms, went ahead and carried them all over to Hawkheart's land to be set free. Ohoho boy, you really should have seen it. The mooce and McQuack take one step on the "freshly-mowed grass", and suddenly they are slipping and sliding all over the place. They couldn't even stand up from all of the lard! McQuack even managed to slide right into a fresh batch of TNT and blow up one of the fields. McQuack is screaming, Hawkheart is yelling at McQuack for destroying his land, and the moople are... doing whatever noises moosians make. It was all around a good time.

"But Max, what on earth does any of that have to do with keys? I'm on the verge of mobbing you for more again." Well, my restraining-ordered friend, let me tell you: The moosinites and lard had absolutely nothing to do with the Keys! I just needed some supplies for my newest practical joke on Hawkheart and McQuack. All I really needed were the locks, which I went ahead and melted down to mold into keys. The Toon Council told me to go ahead and pass out 60 keys today, and that is what we shall do!

At least... That's what we're going to do if the Toon Council asks. Technically, these melted down keys are invalid and they have no idea that I have a mold for keys. But between you and me, I managed to create 600 keys that I'll go ahead and pass out if you manage to complete a few tasks for me that I've posted at Toon HQ. No longer will I be mobbed by crowds, and I've had quite enough moosoans for a lifetime.

So there you have it. 600 keys. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to upload this video of McQuack, Hawkheart, and the mooseesesianiteoans. I'm telling you -- it's priceless!

July 6, 2014 [ttr-beta-v1.3.3]

• Code cleanup for the holiday manager

• Potentially fix an issue where no "Just for Fun" tasks are assigned after completing all story quests

• Release an additional 600 Beta Key ToonTasks. Go get 'em!
• Probabilities of finding a Beta Key ToonTask have been lowered to make sure everyone gets a fair chance of finding one.
• Toons who have already completed a Beta Key ToonTask can now receive another. Each account can hold up to 3 Beta Keys.


Sorry! Comments are closed.

Deputy Thunderslam said on July 6, 2014 at 2:02 PM
Yippeee! I was waiting today because I got into Daisy Gardens, but there were no tasks! Now I'm so glad that there are tasks!

Crazy said on July 6, 2014 at 2:05 PM
Luck*. I was so excited by this announcement that I lost my sense of spelling in my last comment. That's a good excuse, right?

Rocco Zippenspeed said on July 6, 2014 at 2:06 PM
WOAH! 600 KEYS!?! I hope I can find some for me and my brother.

Prof. Wacky Crinklespeed said on July 6, 2014 at 2:08 PM
Wow! 600 keys! That's quite a lot of keys! I hope they'll come in handy for everyone!

Indy said on July 6, 2014 at 2:09 PM
Oh man I cant wait to see that video it sounds HILLARIOUS!

Fluffytail said on July 6, 2014 at 2:10 PM
600 keys?? Wow. I might have a chance of getting a key after all.

Bubba said on July 6, 2014 at 2:11 PM
You guys are doing amazing work, and I wish luck to anytoon and everytoon for getting those keys!

Crazy Pickleteeth said on July 6, 2014 at 2:14 PM
Can you find these tasks anywhere, or do you need to be in Daisy's Garden like they usually are?

NuttyQuack said on July 6, 2014 at 2:16 PM
Oh man, if you thought I was happy yesterday, just a few hours until I get a chance at those keys via PlayLine, you can bet I'm gonna spend every second rushing through tasks,

Outrageous Bear said on July 6, 2014 at 2:17 PM
Oh Sir Max what a genius, yet hilarious plan you had in store for McQuack and Hawkheart. Why I am eager to speed through Toontasks for a key! :D

Good Ol' Tom Twinklemush said on July 6, 2014 at 2:23 PM
Oh! Exciting! I don't have any friends who play Toontown Rewritten, but that's great! More toons can make their way into town!

Sir Alvin said on July 6, 2014 at 2:23 PM
You never fail to amaze me, TTR. Great work and competition ;)

Saiko said on July 6, 2014 at 2:30 PM
SWEET! Just the news I'm sure everyone was looking for! Can't wait to get on in a few hours!!!

Queen Clover said on July 6, 2014 at 2:38 PM
Whoa! 600 Keys?! Well, luckily I'm playing tomorrow, and hopefully I can find AT LEAST one of those keys. Thank you Sir Max!

Spectre said on July 6, 2014 at 2:39 PM
Don't know why hearing about beta keys still excites me. I know I'm never going to be that lucky. I'm a black cat, but it seems that all the bad luck I bring is upon myself instead of the people that I cross paths with. Funny how that works. Okay no, it's not really all that funny at all now that I think about it. I'm off to chuck jellybeans into the nearest pond, now. The fish are hungry.

Anita Wash said on July 6, 2014 at 2:45 PM
Can't wait to get to a toontask. Turning in those locks will be worth it!

Anita DoggieTreat said on July 6, 2014 at 2:46 PM
That's soooo cool! 600 keys!?, wow! Also I really wanna see that video, mind sending it to me? Haha just kidding! Oh im so excited!

Doggy said on July 6, 2014 at 2:52 PM
Wow this is amazing! Hope they dont run out of those beta keys when i get on tomorrow :)!

Silly Zippy Peppergoober said on July 6, 2014 at 3:04 PM
This is possibly the best update yet, well except the election.

Bismouth said on July 6, 2014 at 3:23 PM
Finally, there are more keys! I hope I can enter before it runs out...

Alex Wave said on July 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM
Thanks Guys! The sign of keys being added, is a good sign! A lot of progress must have been made.

Zowie said on July 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM
There are so many ways to call a moople.

Dr. Pinecone said on July 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM
Awesome! 600 key hype!

King Crazy McTwist said on July 6, 2014 at 4:22 PM
Are all of those 600 keys still for Daisy Gardens and up? If so, I still have a long way to go as I'm in Donald's Docks... :(

Whimpy said on July 6, 2014 at 4:30 PM
Well I sure hope I get time and a key. I haven't been able to line up my game time with work time, it always seems to be my turn when I have to go work

Fat. Z.Z. said on July 6, 2014 at 4:31 PM
Wow. That's awesome! Hopefully I can get my paws on one :)

Dilly Silly Duck said on July 6, 2014 at 4:37 PM
600 keys!? Time to get going!

Miss Coconut Purpleswirl said on July 6, 2014 at 4:52 PM
WOW 600 KEYS??!! When I went to the TTR website for the first time it was the last day of giving beta keys, so I never got a chance to win. But this is the first time I'm on time to get a key! I've missed TT so much, and I'm so glad that you're bringing it back! I hope to get a beta key, so I can help TTR get released sooner! You guys make my day!

Princess Lily said on July 6, 2014 at 8:23 PM
Wow, 600 keys?! That's awesome! This finally gives me a better chance to be able to win a key for my friends and family! I really hope I can get my gloves on one!

Spunky Monkey said on July 6, 2014 at 8:35 PM
I think most of us will have a bit more sanity and sleep now that this is true. Also, can I please be taken off the restraining order?

Lady Boo Boo said on July 6, 2014 at 9:34 PM
HipHipHooray, I am so happy you give us another chance to get a key. I pray to God I get one and all my friends too. Thx so much TTR Team.

Mister Fireball Peppermouth said on July 6, 2014 at 9:34 PM
What?! 600 KEYS!! How can anyone have that many? I sure do hope it's enough for everyone to play! Save a few for me and my family ;)

Misty Dust said on July 6, 2014 at 10:28 PM
SO EXCITED!!! XD Can't wait! :)

Firebolt said on July 7, 2014 at 2:18 AM
This is super exciting! I've been waiting for a new beta key release for a long time! Hopefully I'm lucky this time!!

Good ol' Ricky Dynoboom (Dynaboom) said on July 7, 2014 at 6:36 AM
Wait, where's my moosery? I thought I left it right here. Hey, if we find the key to unlock the 7 golden locks, what do we get? I hope it's a cup of lemonade!

King Spike said on July 7, 2014 at 7:19 AM
A whole lot more keys, that's a sign for the opening of the public game!

Nite Skylark said on July 7, 2014 at 8:33 AM
Just wanted to say THANK YOU very much. and Thank you for fixing the Boss Suit Bug!!! You all there at TTR rock!!

Growith said on July 7, 2014 at 8:47 AM
Are you actually uploading the video? Where's the link? I WANNA SEE IT!!!

Trixie Wonder Swirl said on July 7, 2014 at 9:14 AM
Ooh! 600 keys?! Wow, i hope i get one of them! Cause i really wanna play! And good luck everyone!! :)

The Great Catsby said on July 7, 2014 at 9:53 AM
More Beta Key Toontasks?! That's awesome! Thanks Sir Max and TTR team. :D

Sealy said on July 7, 2014 at 10:38 AM
I can't wait until Toontown Rewritten comes out!!!! It's gonna be great!!!!!!

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on July 7, 2014 at 11:23 AM
Yes! Daisy's Gardens here I come!

Doggy Boy said on July 7, 2014 at 12:40 PM
#LlamasRock! Add a llama to toontown rewritten and I will play this 100% of the day every day! I must earn one of the beta keys though. Stay toontastic!

Kellie Bean said on July 7, 2014 at 2:09 PM
600 Keys! WOW! Still haven't gotten the chance to place so this is best news I've heard!!!

Meg said on July 7, 2014 at 2:25 PM
Finally a chance for me to get my paws on a beta key!!!

Bright Night Light said on July 7, 2014 at 2:44 PM
Woah!! First lemme read this over to make sure it isn't too good to be true!! OK. FINISHED!! Wow Sir Max!! Maybe ur Brighter than I thought. Keep up the TOONTASTIC work also on making TTR for us toons! :D!!!

Tropical said on July 7, 2014 at 3:03 PM
That's alot of keys to hand out awesome!

Turducken said on July 7, 2014 at 3:15 PM
Too bad you didn't know that lard and moose are the ingredients for jellybeans!... Oops. Um actually this comment is in code! Yeah so disregard all that I say..

Dottie said on July 7, 2014 at 6:01 PM
Toons Of the World.....REUNITE!!!!!

Winterblaze said on July 7, 2014 at 6:14 PM
Only a few more days until i get to play for my first time :D hope i get a beta key task :D

Sparkle said on July 7, 2014 at 8:43 PM
I've been waiting for this moment ever since the Original Toontown closed. I've been playing since the first week the original one came out and can barely find time to play. Hopefully there will be more giveaways, because i've only played two times so far.

Hyper Blaster Jr. said on July 7, 2014 at 8:47 PM
Keep up the good work! Hope it can be open for EVERYONE to play! Maybe for a little birthday present, it can be finished by the end of the summer?

JoshieTheGreat said on July 8, 2014 at 11:46 PM
This game has made my childhood the greatest it could ever be. When I saw it shutdown my heart was broken because the game I grew up playing and enjoying has been removed, but when I found this website, it was like my childhood was brought back into my soul. Thanks Toontown Rewritten. Joshie

Optimus Prime said on July 9, 2014 at 1:38 PM
YES! now i can use a beta key to play all day :)

Sir Mildew Dizzenbumper said on July 9, 2014 at 6:53 PM
It'd be nice to try to get a key, but alas, I emailed support over a month ago because I can't even log in to the site. I fear the COGs have stolen my email and who knows where it went

Natalie said on July 9, 2014 at 6:59 PM
i really want one of them keys badly so i can play o:

Braven games said on July 9, 2014 at 7:31 PM
every time i try to log in it wont load me into the game.....i need help

princess said on July 9, 2014 at 7:37 PM
i seriously wait all day to play, then all of toontown is taken over by skelecogs. WHY

Grayi said on July 9, 2014 at 8:19 PM
i cant wait :D

Crazy said on July 9, 2014 at 8:57 PM
Stop the legal eagle invasions please, they're in pretty much every district. If you're going to have mass invasions, make at least 2 safe districts that you say are safe

8buddy1 said on July 9, 2014 at 9:34 PM
you should have secret key every were hidden for it will be easy

peaches said on July 10, 2014 at 11:57 AM
Oh boy!!! And new tasks to complete? Now this is getting exciting! :D

Helpful Toon said on July 11, 2014 at 6:15 AM
I just wanted to say I love Toontown Rewritten, but it has some bugs still. I attempted log on Toontown Rewritten today while I had playtime, but I was unable to stay in the game. Today's population was about 375 people and I was lagging really badly. Every time I tried to go somewhere, whether it be in an HQ or into a quieter district, I was disconnected. When I tried to log on again it wouldn't let me connect to the game. I tried for the entire duration of my playtime and I was unable to play at all. I know that I can't be the only person experiencing these problems, but I would like to give some feedback so that these things could be fixed in the future. I know the Toontown Rewritten staff are working very hard on this game and I really appreciate all of what they have done to revive Toontown. Perhaps a solution might be for Toontown Rewritten go down for updates more often. Updates seem to make the servers have less lag and become easier to connect to.

Snow Flake said on July 11, 2014 at 12:05 PM
Thank you TTR! I got a playtime because of this!

Mikayla said on July 12, 2014 at 6:52 AM
It's great to be home again!

ProfPalefuddy said on July 12, 2014 at 12:44 PM
I can see your working hard, it is much appreciated... all frustrations aside..
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