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Beware the Ides of March

Posted by Julius Wheezer on March 15, 2024 at 2:00 PM

Shh! I’m under here.

Hark Toons! ‘Tis I, Julius Wheezer, who greeteth thou on this most horrific Ides of March! Forsooth, on this cursed day my misfortune takes center stage. Back Stabbers hath mega-invad'd Toontown with scripted instructions, from the Chief Justice himself, to hunteth me down! Thus, under mine bed I cower and keep watch as the Back Stabbers tread the boards above! I must not be scene by them!

Julius Wheezer hiding under his bed from the Back Stabbers.

How didst I find myself to be the protagonist in this disastrous and miserable narrative? Well, fair Toons, I shall tale you. Last Saturday, I was fitting costumes for ‘Much a Cog can do about nothing’, when an alarming discovery was made. Mine fellow director, Mark Antoony’s head was too large to fit the wig that I’d purchased for his costume! I knew I must act quickly. The play was due to be performed in three days. The show must go on, after all! So, I devised a plot to do a quick costume change. I didst sneak into Lawbot Headquarters, stole the Chief Justice’s personal wig, and replaced it with the one I’d bought!

Alas, he doth not appear to be rolling in the aisles over my mischief. To order a mega-invasion to hunteth me down is a little theatrical methinks. Especially this one, which will last until 11:59PM Toontown Time tonight!

Thump. Thump.

Holy Macbeth! Are those footsteps I hear…? Farewell, fair Toons. I lament that mine end is nigh!


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Captain Mac Fizzlehopper disguised as a backstabber said on March 15, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Hey fellow coworkers, I think I heard Julius was on vacation, won’t be back until July-us or something. We should pack it up.

Lavendeer said on March 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I knew the Chief Justice looked a little bald...

Princess Sunshine Sparkleswirl said on March 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Oh no, poor Julius Wheezer! Toons of the World, Unite!

Julius Cheezer (101) said on March 15, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I shall save yeeth twin brother!

Barget Wondersnout said on March 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM

The Crocodile Who Rolleth said on March 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Is this a Stabber I see before me, the Lawbot with metal hands? Come, let me pie thee. I throw, and it is stunned; the bot fights me. Fear it not, Wheezer, for it is a Cog that bloweth apart at the blast of a Fog!

Pippy Poodlemuffin said on March 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Rest well, Julius. Poor thing...

Dudley Dog said on March 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Thee not w'rry, Julius Wheez'r. We'll maketh sure these Cogs art off thy backeth in nay timeth! alloweth us taketh the cent'r stage and showeth these Cogs how sharp and quick-witt'd us Toons art!

Weird Curly Megaquack said on March 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Hang in there, Julius! I just gave the Chief Justice a stern talking-to, and he went off to pout in his chambers, so hopefully it'll calm down soon. ;) (I do wonder how big Mark Antoony's head was if the CJ's wig was a better fit, LOL.)

Madame Dinky Tinkerjinks said on March 15, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Et tu, Back Stabber?

Croco kyle said on March 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
That can't be good.

Key Lime Cheesecake said on March 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Back Stabber INV! so uncool
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