An Elegy of the Eeriest Eve
Posted by Jack O'Kazam on October 31, 2023 at 2:00 PM
This horror of Spooktown I have cast for a week,
It wears on me well; my magic runs bleak.
As you can see, soon gone I will be.
And not for so long, but merely a while.
With you, I impart this freaky freestyle.
Some goulash from good ghouls,
A baseball from a bat.
Six spinnerets from sick spiders,
And a Bloodsucker’s vault-vat.
With these mysterious materials, I shall double toil and trouble.
For a thrill you shall see… when I but burst this bubble...
BOO!! It is done! One last day of Halloween fun!
For what joy would a sweets feast be… under a sky lit by the Sun?
My wicked wrath will never sate, like a scarecrow, I shall not abate!
For one, this ‘Spooky Green,’ you think it’s a color best to be seen?!
NO! I have come to loathe it!
It makes me lose my rhyme!
For all it makes me think of is Sir Max’s cheeky face. …Uh, er, h-hind!
…
All the time!
Ahem. As my lament comes to a close,
One last suggestion I may propose:
Visit Booregard at Toon Hall, or even me, Jack O’Kazam,
For the spookiest of ToonTasks; they’ll make you shriek out a bedlam!
If you’ve survived them already, I salute you, my friend!
Now it’s high time for me… to bring this blog post to an end.
Happy Halloween, Spooktown!
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Happy All Hallows' Eve everybody!
My head was burning with that jack o lantern
See you next year hopefully! I didn't do the tasks this time, but hope to see you next time!
Spooky!
In a town where darkness reigns, a duck casts a spell with chilling chains, his spooktown curse, an eerie blight, Sought to haunt both day and night. But the toons, bold and true, Refused to cower, they knew what to do. They turned the hex on its head, Making spooky fun their daily spread. Trick or treating, ghostly cheer, Became the town's new atmosphere. A patch of Pumpkins, spectral delights, Turned the curse to joyous sights. The witch's curse, though meant to harm, Became the town's enchanting charm. With laughter, dance, and joyful verse, They embraced this year's spooktown curse!
It's time to get really spooky!
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Good riddance I say. Having to be a cat was one of the scariest curses I could have ever had upon me. Why, I couldn't even fight a Bottom Feeder without getting my pink slips handed to me. Although the halloween festivities were indeed superb in some regard, that green Duck, and whom ever helped him cast said spell, should be more careful. A slip up in a spell like that could give us Cog heads, if not make us all cogs in the end. That said, I do hope all Toons had a Happy Halloween, & here's to the Thanks coming later in the month. Cheerio.
Yeah! That spooky duck is always trying to trick our treats!
:D
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