Important G.I.M.M.I.C.K. Interception!
Posted by Lord Lowden Clear on May 15, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Toons, this is Lord Lowden Clear, leader of the Toon Resistance with an important announcement. Ever since the launch of Sellbot Field Offices, us Resistance Rangers have been keeping a close eye on all Cog activity to ensure they don’t slip anything past us again. This has been a much easier goal to accomplish thanks to the G.I.M.M.I.C.K. device within our Sellbot Task Force Hideout.
Just recently, the G.I.M.M.I.C.K. managed to print out a company-wide memo sent from the Chairman himself! With some zoom-and-enhance technology provided to us by Doctor Googlymoogly, we’ve been able to get a much clearer image of what the text says. Take a look:
To: All Employees of Cogs, Incorporated.
cc: Department Executives
Subject: Important Announcement Regarding the Future of Cogs, Inc.
To the employees of Cogs, Inc:
As you are all aware, briefing notes from a recent conference amongst company executives were provided to you. These notes detail concerns that were brought forward to me by your department executives regarding:
-Toons’ “silliness” levels are on the incline
-Reported production numbers are… less than ideal
-Substandard security measures
-Employee competency, or lack thereof
I do not take these concerns lightly. It has been nearly a decade since our initial attempted negotiation with those Toons, and we have very little to show for it, much to my chagrin. Talks with department executives are on-going, however the groundwork is being set for corporate restructuring within each department. More details are set to be released to your inboxes May 26th.
I understand many of you are concerned about your positions within the company. I want to assure you that, yes, you should be concerned. Every single one of you is expendable, even those of you who have been here for years. I won’t sell it short: ALL of your positions are up for review. Any severances will be paid upfront in cash. After all, my word is law, and I AM your boss.
Keep your inbox open at all times for further announcements.
Get back to work,
Department changes? Executive meetings? More details? Who knows what those dastardly Cogs are up to? And what’s going to happen on May 26th? Toons, we need to stay one step ahead of this. We can’t let this information get past us! Any changes could spell sadness for us Toons, so keep a close pair of eyes and ears on any new information! With Toontown’s birthday celebration just around the corner, it’s critical that we stay on high alert for any Cog shenanigans. If us at the Resistance hear any news, we’ll pass it along to you.
Until next time, keep them busting -- with laughter!
Lord Lowden Clear
Leader of the Toon Resistance
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Oh my gosh, poor us and poor Cogs! "ALL of you are expendable." Well, that's just a *little* ominous. And the "Department Executives" - are those the Bosses, or someone else? Something tells me someone else...
I guess all we can really do is wait and be prepared for anything.
I see the words sell, cash, law, and boss have been bolded in that memo. I'm sure that's just coincidental and not foreshadowing anything in the slightest! After all, that would involve a written or rewritten story, and there's definitely no stories or rewriting going on here... (... What's this "fourth wall" you speak of?)
Owoooo! Sounds mysterious! Sounds like a perfect time to give every cog a little extra laughter!
This sounds dire indeed. We need to keep our silliness up, to prepare ourselves for anything! This memo sounds like a new threat from the cogs is upon the horizon. We shall stand strong, Toons of the World, UNITE!
OMG what is this all about?
This is super scary! The cogs are attacking!!!!!!!
Department changes? That makes me think we won't see Flunkies or Mover & Shakers flunking, moving, and/or shaking anymore! Those Cogs better watch out for Doctor Electrocrash! I'll make them think twice about creating worry in our town!
Well this escalated quickly
Hot Diggity Dog!
Oh no... return of the 26th...
I'm kinda worried for the Cogs...That Chairman is a mean old boss!
Ohhhh, boy. This is all sorts of scary
Woah! I was not expecting this... Something big is coming, I can feel it.
Very concerning memo :(
Oh my goodness! This is gonna be good...
i wonder whats gonna be happening next month. this doesnt sound good.
This is concerning
Interesting, I wonder what those dastardly cogs are up to this time... They must be plotting something huge, that will kick off into a series of events, and possibly change some things in Toontown as we know it... Time for me to get investigating!!!!
Ohmygosh those darn cogs are at it again.
IM HYPED im ready bro when it drops ill be there to save toontown and all that
this has to be a forewarning of repeated history or the chairman.
Geez, whatever this "corporate restructuring" is sounds pretty intense. I would NOT want to be in the Cogs' shoes right now... We should probably stock a few extra Birthday Cakes just in case.
Does this mean we will finally get in the executive suite?
ooo, I wonder what all this could mean, super excited to hear about what the cogs are planning and put a stop to this!
Wowzers! This is some intriguing news...
Wow! We need to find out the thing on May 26!
whoaaaa !! thinking there's something interesting brewing #Toons of the world unite
I will have my organic sound, different colored legs, and speedchat phrases ready to destroy any mischievous cogs!
Whoa... what are the Cogs planning?!
Oh man, what could those Cogs be up to? Whatever it is, bring it on! I'm ready to roll!
Most baffling... and so true.
Cogs deserve better... :( I just want to give them a hug.
Eagerly awaiting whatever this withholds!
I had a feeling something was gonna happen with Toontown's 20th anniversary coming soon! Very excited for what's gonna go down, hoping for something with the Executive Office! Luckily, I've been stocking up on rewards for whatever the cogs have to throw at us next, haha!
Well, this certainly is something! And a bit concerning too... Whatever the Cogs are planning, Me and my best pals will be ready to take down those bucket o' bolts. And we'll strike 'em down... HARD. When we get through, you're gonna know it's true. The more metallic they are, the harder they fall! Get ready for May 26th, folks. 'Cuz this whole "Sha-bang" is about to go down... Until then, Toons of the World, UNITE!!
Wow this is crazy
Sounds like we'll have to be ready to bust some cogs.. i'm in!
Woah...sounds to me like those pesky cogs are definitely planning something big! Whatever it is, we'd better start grabbing gags, teaming up, and preparing for the battles to come! Toons of the world, UNITE! :D
cashbot resistance ?!?!?!?!
Let's all just take a minute to properly thank the Toon Resistance for keeping us in the loop and keeping Toontown safe! I'm at the edge of my seat waiting to see what sort of announcement awaits us, but I have no doubt the Resistance will be there and ready to handle any situation!
Ngl oh my good :0
Ngl oh my good :0
I kind of feel bad for the cogs here, but I'm looking forward to what's coming!
Gadzooks! This is very concerning. Whatever those cogs are planning, we'll be ready! Toons of the world, UNITE!
Sounds like the cogs are starting to up their game! Time we up ours as well!
Sounds like real life....
Well this is enlightening... seems like the Chairman is a little burnt out due to the incompetence of his employees, and is looking to make some changes - this memo is ten years late, if you ask me! We toons have ALWAYS had the upper hand due to our silly, kooky, wacky cheesiness and since the Chairman is only realizing NOW that Cogs, Inc. can never beat the goofy goober toons of Toontown, he must not be very bright! That means we can outsmart him! And he could never out-outsmart us because we're outsmarterer!
love it interesting wow woah
A memo from The Chairman himself... What could this mean? New kinds of cogs? Level 50 bosses? Cog Nation? More of Kaboomberg? The Executive Suite? Who knows? But whatever it is, we'll be ready. Toons of the world, unite!
OMG new update! Lets hope it’s a banger!
Toontown finna go nuts!!!
the 26th strikes again
Hot Diggity Dog!
COG UPDATE?? O_o
Oh That's Interesting! Wonder what's gonna happen?
The Cashbots, Lawbots or Bossbots are planing something suspicious.
lawbot fo are about to arrive?
My "Lord" it's about time the Toon Council releases Operation: Storm Lawbot HQ. Notice the word "Law" at the end? Joey even confirmed he wants to do all Operation : Storm of each HQ.
This doesn't sound good! But we can't give in and let those evil Cogs intimidate us! We are Toons, and together, we can overcome even the scariest situations! I won't let that Chairman scare me, and neither should you! Toons of the world, UNITE!
Sell, cash, law, and boss all highlighted, how peculiar, chairman talking in some sort of code? Or could it be an odd way of relating to each of the cog types
oooo whats this?!
Well, one thing I know is that we're safe as long as Lord Lowden Clear is with us! And we'll all fight alongside him every step of the way. - Squeaker
It appears The Chairman is finally going to come out of hiding and fighting us perhaps?
Crash Cashbot 2.0? Need me some more Lowden cards :]
"I won’t sell it short: ALL of your positions are up for review. Any severances will be paid upfront in cash. After all, my word is law, and I AM your boss." That line was cold.
Feelsbadman those cogs need a union
This is my first time
This is most unsettling!
Seems like a cog update is coming?? Will Cogs, Inc. change forever? Well, we'll have to make sure Toontown's birthday party scares them off!
oh my atlanta