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A Straight-Edged Ides of March

Posted by Back Stabber on March 15, 2023 at 2:00 PM

I think I’ll just cut right in.

Hear this, Toontown! The Chief Justice himself requested me, Back Stabber, to be the one to declare this year’s annual Ides of March Back Stabber Invasion! As such, I think I, legally speaking, shall take a stab at this writhingly wretched and rampantly reckless thing you Toons call a… ‘Blahg Poest.’

2023 Ides of March

Our previous, more double-edged announcements haven’t seemed to drive our point home. Ergo, this year I shall opt for a more straight-edged message. Today, we will finally triumph over that irritatingly verbose mouse… Hark, Julius Wheezer! Watch your hideous hind -- over these most awesome of Ides, we Back Stabbers shall win glory and justice by besieging Toontown and seizing the Wheezer!

Yes, we’ll be plunging from the skies today, and there is naught you can do to make us falter! As a matter of fact, I legally challenge you to try and cut off our invasion. We’ll have you quashed, ergo, your piercing howls shall ring out… not unlike the sting of an ebullient edge driving through an unsuspecting back!

Brace yourselves, Toontown. For now, we move to strike!


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Mr. Toon said on March 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
That's a lot of puns! Like, a LOT. Very nice job TTR team!!

A Cat Above the Rest said on March 15, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Feeling stabby today, are we?

Knuckles Blubbernugget said on March 15, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Wouldn't it be a tragedy if history were to repeat itself and you Cogs were beaten back again?

Sheriff Domino Funnywhatsit said on March 15, 2023 at 2:30 PM
watch your backs!

Rollie said on March 15, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Better watch your backs, Cogs. You may be big and scary, but I know how to fight back! I'm gonna send you back to Cog nation, where you belong!

Rollie said on March 15, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Happy Ides of MArch!

Rony said on March 15, 2023 at 5:45 PM

Bananasnooker said on March 16, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Let's send these guys back to ChiCogo.

Pickleroni said on March 16, 2023 at 8:28 AM
As long as there's jellybeans involved, I'm in.

Mr. Toon said on March 16, 2023 at 2:07 PM
The puns are still really funny! I'll be BACK!!

King Lancelot said on March 16, 2023 at 5:38 PM
When? No not when will you strike... when did I ask? It doesn't matter when. Us toons will put you cogs to rest any hour of any day of any year.

Mr. Toon said on March 21, 2023 at 1:52 PM
I'm BACK and the puns are still as funny as ever!!
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