Hello, you preposterous people. I've come bearing great news!
No, it isn't the battle system. I'll tell you what it is, though: The week of shenanigans is finally over. Sir Max has been caught -- well, more so seen -- and we've returned those disastrous devices back to Loony Labs.

Now, don't get me wrong. I personally enjoy some super silliness, and the occasional outrage. I've been smashed with one too many pianos, though. The other troops and I have been setting out throughout the week looking for Sir Max to put an end to his haughty hilarity, but lucky for us: he turned himself in!

We had just given up the search, and head over to Loony Labs to let them know. Suddenly, one of the scientists burst out and started talking about a huge discovery: Due to the hilarity, there have been reports of hydrants and other street objects animating! Sir Max was an absolute hero among them for his discovery, and the scientist proclaimed that a national holiday be made to remember the chaos silliness that we experienced this week: April Toons Week.

...Or at least, that's what Sir Max thinks.
Upon hearing the news, a tiny green guy popped out right in front of us to claim his glory. Those scientists are no lab monkeys -- due to Sir Max's huge ego, they knew he couldn't resist coming out and turning himself in by accident to claim his fame. The tools were returned to the labs, toons were stretched back into shape, and all piano strings have been tightened to ensure that they won't fall anymore.

Now, all we can do is hope that this "April Toons Week" thing doesn't catch on. Oof, can you imagine having to experience this again next year?