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Daily Alpha Update: Another Vanishing Act

Posted by Hawkheart on April 5, 2014 at 2:00 PM

Well toons, we've got some bad (Or good, in our case.) news to tell. As you've probably guessed from the lack of posts, Sir Max is gone. Vanished. POOF. It's as if he disappeared off of the face of the earth! But hey, that's just silly... Right?

We know Sir Max has to be around here somewhere, though, because these wacky effects haven't worn off! My torso is completely invisible right now, and a few minutes ago I was as tall as Goshi. This isn't even mentioning that I sound like a duck. A DUCK. I don't know if you've noticed, but cats aren't supposed to quack.

Now I know that Sir Max loves his April Fools jokes, but I've simply never seen anything like this. Silly as it is, we need to track him down and get that remote before it gets even worse. I'm not sure if the town can take this much silliness. I swear to you, even the hydrants seem to be shaking in fear.

This isn't just a Sir Max hunt that we're on either, though. That elephant is still missing and tumbling through the town. Gah! I can't take any more of this. And if McQuack drops that piano on me one more time, I'm going to lose it. It's supposed to be an April Fools Day, not an April Fools Week! Wait a second - am I -- Oh, for the love of Walt. He just cut off the gravity. It was bad enough trying to do housework with no gravity, but now it's cut off everywhere. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Lucky for us, I think this chase is soon to come to and end. Sir Max may have jumped off into the air somewhere, but his birthday is tomorrow. Why does that matter? Come on, we all know Max. He's too much of an egomaniac to pass up on a slice of cake and attention pointed towards him. We'll stop this excessive silliness soon enough -- I hope!

April 5, 2014 [ttr-alpha-gTBA]

• Holiday code cleanup, to allow us to better create and manage events in the future
• Fix up a few backend functions

• A geyser has sprung up in Acorn Acres! Head over there and hop on -- but careful, it's hot.
• Sir Max pushed another one of his buttons and lowered the gravity everywhere. This is just a small step to his silliness, so one can only imagine what's coming up next.
• Finished trolleybot recall


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Moon Berry said on April 5, 2014 at 2:31 PM
That's Sir Max for ya!

Ooowoo said on April 5, 2014 at 2:37 PM
Ahhh! The gravity! I was sleeping in my estate and then the house just started to float away. HELP! I'm stuck in space! Good thing my computer floated away with me. If you see a blue star that's me.

captain cliff said on April 5, 2014 at 3:12 PM
I'm so excited to see this sight

Crazy Comet JabberNugget said on April 5, 2014 at 4:07 PM
Hopefully we find Sir Max before he does something else super silly!

fiddlemuffin said on April 5, 2014 at 4:13 PM
When will toontown come out? This game made me and my best friend drift apart when it shut down. Now that it's coming back, I hope that me and my friend get closer again!

Professor Pete said on April 5, 2014 at 4:17 PM
Ooh! The Geyser's back! That was pretty fun in Toontown. The 2nd best thing! (Next to mini golf.) Have fun! :)

Fuzzywhip said on April 5, 2014 at 4:27 PM
Sir Max is probably off taking selfies on the moon. (:

Master Butch said on April 5, 2014 at 4:35 PM
Oh for the love of whole cream pies... Sir Max really needs to stop this craziness before it gets too out of control. Sir Max where are you???

Stenchy Soggy Caramel Burger said on April 5, 2014 at 4:42 PM
They Geyser is in acorn acres! Yay!

Moon said on April 5, 2014 at 4:45 PM
Sir Max... Really... Umm... Alright?

Synic said on April 5, 2014 at 4:50 PM
Makes me wish I were there....

Geonix said on April 5, 2014 at 4:53 PM
Sir Max, him typically.

F'Taang Fireball said on April 5, 2014 at 5:33 PM
This Sir Max sure is a sly one....

Brian said on April 5, 2014 at 5:36 PM
Don't worry; I'm sure we'll find him soon!

Miss Musical Fiddlesticks said on April 5, 2014 at 5:52 PM
Sir Max's birthday is tomorrow? *gulp* Although you think he might put this silliness to an end, we all know Sir Max, and I think he's going to do something extravagantly silly!

Cream Pie said on April 5, 2014 at 6:24 PM
He'd never miss his birthday. Maybe throwing a BIG party will bring him back. When he is there, best to get back to the controls and stop this silliness overdose. But, that is like Sir Max.

Piper said on April 5, 2014 at 6:41 PM
Haha. This is going to be pretty interesting XD

Jojo said on April 5, 2014 at 7:42 PM
He's not missing, I saw him an hour ago! Oh wait- that's a picture. Better keep looking!!

Bismouth said on April 5, 2014 at 7:50 PM
Oh, the gravity. I want to try it out! But... what would happen next?

Ginger said on April 5, 2014 at 7:54 PM
Sir Max is gone? Um, can someone hide all the cameras while I lock myself in my closet? He will take so many selfies, no doubt, while the gravity is shut off. Oh, and can someone lasso my closet down to earth again?

Black Hole said on April 6, 2014 at 2:56 AM
I wonder what would happen if the elephant sat on the geyser..? :D

Sir Silly said on April 6, 2014 at 5:14 AM
I think the only way for the gravity to get back to normal is by releasing Toontown Rewritten!

Master Butch said on April 6, 2014 at 6:34 AM
Happy Birthday Sir Max! :D

Noisy Duddley said on April 6, 2014 at 6:49 AM
I think that the elephant ate him maybe? I hope you guys fix that problem and find that crazy elephant!!

Dippy Daffy said on April 6, 2014 at 8:25 AM
Oh sir max ...

Orion Hunter said on April 6, 2014 at 8:26 AM
Sir Max is fooling everyone in the whole tooniverse!

Swagmaster said on April 6, 2014 at 8:32 AM
Maybe sir max is on the moon sun tanning lol

Zippity said on April 6, 2014 at 8:54 AM
Happy birthday Sir Max!

Slender said on April 6, 2014 at 9:42 AM
Sir Max come back!!

Fireball said on April 6, 2014 at 11:12 AM
Toontown had to be my favorite mmo, glad to see so much progress has been made. can't wait to see everyone in game!

YourSlimeGuy said on April 6, 2014 at 1:14 PM
Silly Max.....not a bad name.

Crazy RoccoPepper Hopper said on April 6, 2014 at 3:17 PM
I can't wait for ToonTownRewritten to get released! I real appreciate all the staff members for doing this! This ha basically been my child hood since like day 1. I started playing toontown at age 6. My parents bought me membership and i fell in love with the game. Shortly, the game closed. ;-; I got really sad and depressed but now that this is going to come out i am happy as can be!!!

Cottoncandy said on April 7, 2014 at 5:56 AM
When will the beta be out? This game means alot to me and my bestfriend who live far away.

Kit T Kat said on April 7, 2014 at 11:41 AM
I sure hope Sir Max returns; I'd love to be able to play again.

Midnite Kitty said on April 8, 2014 at 4:34 AM
Happy birthday, Sir Max!! Hope you find him soon, Hawkheart!

Bright Night Light said on April 8, 2014 at 3:38 PM
Omg I feel sooo sorry for yall. I'm glad that my internet is up and going again. I just WISH I could help. D:

Crinklemarble said on April 8, 2014 at 4:49 PM
Good that I'm in my estate. I'm nearly in space! But of course, I have my space helmet on so it's fine.
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