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Daily Alpha Update: No Funny Business

Posted by Sir Max on April 1, 2014 at 2:00 PM

Yes, I know the date. April Fools. Harr harr harr. You're hilarious.
Sorry to disappoint, but there is absolutely no funny business going around here. April Fools Day is just so... cliche. We're serious business around here, working hard on these updates for you.

I mean really, do you think we would stop for an entire day - or I dare say, an entire week, just to play a little joke? Come on, people. You know me better than that.



I mean, it's not like Loony Labs is off this week, accidentally leaving their lab of fully functional and hilariously hysterical inventions unguarded for someone to just waltz right in to use. These are SCIENTISTS we're talking about, guys. They don't just leave their doors unlocked behind them.

Now, if the Toon Council, Toontown Police Department, Toon HQ, or anyone else who has authority over me asks -- be sure to let them know that once again, we're all completely serious hard at work over here. They're doing a wonderful job, and I congratulate their valiant efforts. I'm also required to tell you that this post is definitely NOT being monitored, and I haven't been told to say this by anyone who may have a certain authority over me and my job!


...Do you think they're gone?
Phew! Sorry about that, the Toon Council has me under wraps today since my previous April Fools Jokes haven't really gone over that well with them in the past. And I mean, I was going to take a break this year. Was.

So, good news everyone! Loony Labs is off this week, and they accidentally left their lab of fully functional and hilariously hysterical inventions unguarded for me to just waltz right in to use. They just left their doors unlocked behind them! And boy, are these inventions something. We have everything from shape morphers, gravity changers, sound mixers, and I'm only in the first corridor! The Tooniverse might as well be mine, fellas, because I have the power of sillyness right here in my paws.

You know, as a matter of fact, it is mine! I can control the Laws of the Tooniverse right here, and it's not like I would make a bad leader of the Tooniverse. I think I'm pretty much the only one who could fit the job. Welp, it's settled. Done and done. I better keep pressing these buttons before someone doesn't get hurt. Oooh, so many inventions to go through -- and so much time to do it!

April 1, 2014 [ttr-alpha-g16cf4ca]

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Oh and about Toonbook! I almost forgot. I'm not really going to need the site anymore now that I'm the ruler of the Tooniverse, so I'm having it repurposed as Maxbook to store all of my selfies. So... You toons over there are just going to have to move out for a while. A while being forever. Serious business. Sorry folks!


Comments

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Mr. Greenbean said on April 1, 2014 at 2:28 PM
Did loony labs also happen to leave open the gates to toontown?

Chip said on April 1, 2014 at 2:30 PM
I cannot wait until TTR

Lady Rainbow Lemonburger said on April 1, 2014 at 2:40 PM
Make sure you punch all the colourful buttons!

Honey Bunny said on April 1, 2014 at 2:41 PM
I can't wait for ttr to be released!! ;) xx

Dippy Hector said on April 1, 2014 at 2:43 PM
ALL HAIL SIR MAX!

nice bear said on April 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM
maxbook? i thought this was toonbook

Deputy J.C. said on April 1, 2014 at 2:49 PM
You weren't kidding about Maxbook, were you...

heather said on April 1, 2014 at 2:50 PM
well played sir max >:3

Popcorn Painguin said on April 1, 2014 at 2:56 PM
Ha ha, I think Max would be perfect as a leader of the Tooniverse! Good luck and make sure to look good for your selfies

Claudine said on April 1, 2014 at 3:02 PM
The toonpocalypse has come!!!

Slitwonder said on April 1, 2014 at 3:10 PM
Hah! I knew Sir Max was not missing! Oof! Feel bad for the toonies in Toonbook. Man, I actually hope that was a April Fool's joke or then that was harsh!

hi said on April 1, 2014 at 3:11 PM
hi i can't wait to play toontown rewritten on april something. i' can't wait and i'm so excited.

Adorableness said on April 1, 2014 at 3:13 PM
WELL PLAYED MAX. WELL PLAYED.

Good'ol Jazzy Gumdropnoodle said on April 1, 2014 at 3:24 PM
good job ttr crew keep it up and catch the elephant ;0

fiddlemuffin said on April 1, 2014 at 3:38 PM
When will toontown rewritten come out?!?! Before it comes out, first let me take a selfie!

Ashley the Du-- Sir Max said on April 1, 2014 at 3:42 PM
What in the world? I have no idea why a terrib-- I mean GREAT, selfie of Sir Max has replaced my picture of Slappy and me on the hot air balloon on Too-- I mean Maxbook!

Crazy Fireball Electrocrash said on April 1, 2014 at 3:50 PM
Hmmm.... I wonder what's happening at TTR...

Brady said on April 1, 2014 at 4:03 PM
Yeah. Right. I say its all a april fool Sir Max!

Spectre said on April 1, 2014 at 4:10 PM
Sir Max is everywhere!

Ouch. said on April 1, 2014 at 4:18 PM
Ouch.

Bananas said on April 1, 2014 at 4:25 PM
Maxbook... I see what you did there...

Twilight said on April 1, 2014 at 4:26 PM
I cant believe your the ruler of tooniverse!!! :O

Paper Airplane said on April 1, 2014 at 4:30 PM
Great Overlord Max of the Tooniverse (and selfie master)..... I think it fits you pretty well.

Silly Bean Clunk The Second said on April 1, 2014 at 4:40 PM
cant wait till next update

Kitkat said on April 1, 2014 at 4:50 PM
Maxbook? I'm confused... :/

Princess Lily said on April 1, 2014 at 5:05 PM
Lol! It really is Maxbook now! Serious business is right!

Jabbergadget said on April 1, 2014 at 5:33 PM
All hail the Sir Max overlord...

Mr Spud said on April 1, 2014 at 5:35 PM
#letmetakeaselfie

Dizzy Doggennose said on April 1, 2014 at 5:53 PM
Stop tricking us max xD

Crazy Clyde said on April 1, 2014 at 6:18 PM
Um... forever? I don't like the sound of that. Can't you store the selfies on a USB?

Airborne said on April 1, 2014 at 6:41 PM
Yes, because selfies are extremely important therefore need their own storage site. Geniuses! *applause*

Nuttyquack said on April 1, 2014 at 6:48 PM
Whatever you do, don't press the red button that says "Open beta"! Wait a minute. Yeah, hit that button!

Roxas said on April 1, 2014 at 6:57 PM
I'm so excited

Mysterious Anonymous said on April 1, 2014 at 7:08 PM
I'm so excited for TTR! Thank you guys so much!

Sheriff Peaches Crunchenfish said on April 1, 2014 at 7:09 PM
Pressing buttons usually means a lot of craziness. But it's a lot crazier when Sir Max does the pressing...

Gold Mouse Cool Toon said on April 1, 2014 at 7:56 PM
I can't decide to call this good or bad...

Princess Gigglepoof said on April 1, 2014 at 11:12 PM
Just hopped on Toonbook... Laughing hysterically. Well done Sir Max, well done!

Mike said on April 2, 2014 at 12:09 AM
I vote Sir Max to be our president

Little Jeepertoon said on April 2, 2014 at 1:46 AM
Nooo never! Sir Max is taking over the toonbook!

Kacper said on April 2, 2014 at 3:24 AM
Just DON'T push the big red button!!

Sparta said on April 2, 2014 at 5:13 AM
I miss Toontown so it will be awesome when it's released... Idk if i will keep the name Sparta bc i'm a girl though lol.

Skipper said on April 2, 2014 at 6:08 AM
Max? Ruler of the Tooniverse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AS IF! Oh... You weren't kidding. Well, oops. Sorry. Just don't stalk me kay'?

Paint said on April 2, 2014 at 7:49 AM
This should happen every April 1st!

SILLY PUTTY said on April 2, 2014 at 8:19 AM
Thank goodness for silliness.

Toonerz said on April 2, 2014 at 9:48 AM
I think this is an april fool,you just kidding right sir max? but maxbook... uh

Movie Star said on April 2, 2014 at 11:18 AM
Oh boy... I can't decide if I want to join this funny business or not!

cool spike pepper crash said on April 2, 2014 at 1:28 PM
APRIL FOOLS :)

Diddy said on April 2, 2014 at 1:43 PM
I wanna be a cow.

ToonBook said on April 2, 2014 at 1:53 PM
MaxBook Hahaha Thats cute..

nexron said on April 2, 2014 at 2:05 PM
is anyone still scared that he has toontown in his control

Slitwonder said on April 2, 2014 at 2:20 PM
Wow Sir Max. Just hilarious! You used that thing in your hand and made the cow's head COLOSSAL!

Dominik said on April 2, 2014 at 2:42 PM
#Selfie

Colorful rabbit said on April 2, 2014 at 3:28 PM
Your the ruler of the tooniverse..? (Thats a bad sign..) WHAT, NO! No no! I didn't say anything!

Raven said on April 2, 2014 at 4:25 PM
Im really excited! Happy april fools :)

McWoof said on April 2, 2014 at 4:40 PM
Sir Max... the great and powerful!

Crazy Comet JabberNugget said on April 2, 2014 at 4:57 PM
Sir Max in charge of the Tooniverse? I'd say that's a pretty bad.. err, GOOD decision on his side!

Skinny Wacko Picklepocket said on April 2, 2014 at 7:22 PM
Just DON'T push that button all the way on the right hand bottom corner........WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!! Yikes..............

Sam said on April 3, 2014 at 4:30 AM
I like funny though. :(

Popcorn said on April 3, 2014 at 11:56 AM
NOOOOO! Not Maxbook! I want Toonbook back!

Cade said on April 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM
OMG cant wait for it come out. One question, do you need to download?

mr chesse said on April 3, 2014 at 1:19 PM
don't press the red buton

Bananas said on April 3, 2014 at 2:19 PM
I want to play so bananaly! lol puns... badly.

SugarPlum said on April 3, 2014 at 2:30 PM
Hilarious! You are joking -- right? Anyway, can't wait for ToonTownRewritten to be released, i'm literally checking EVERDAY for new updates from you guys on the site when i get back home from school

Pippy Fluffington said on April 3, 2014 at 3:49 PM
Wow, I can't wait to see the look on those scientist's faces when they come back. Congratz to all y'all working hard to bring back Toontown! I hope TTR opens soon, I think I'm having Toontown withdraw!

Unicorns;) said on April 3, 2014 at 4:33 PM
I can't wait for TTR!!! I hope I can get in for Beta Testing... :I But anyway, I hope you guys find Paul!!!

SwiftShine said on April 3, 2014 at 5:28 PM
Whoo! Keep up the good work!!! Get TTR open soon! Plus to all the others like me I say hi :)

SwiftShine said on April 3, 2014 at 5:33 PM
WHAT. Maxbook! Can't it be McQuackbook or Flippybook! SIR MAX IS TOO SILLY!

Jake said on April 3, 2014 at 7:45 PM
The piano is definitely foreshadowing gags.

Moonlight Rose said on April 3, 2014 at 8:46 PM
I can't wait to finally play this game! Hopefully its released soon :)

darkshadow said on April 3, 2014 at 11:11 PM
i can't wait for TTR to open.keep up the good work :)

Tepig Java said on April 4, 2014 at 5:34 AM
SO EXCITED

Ugly Scooter said on April 4, 2014 at 7:18 AM
I honestly don't know what to say to that...

Ugly FiddleFlipper said on April 4, 2014 at 7:21 AM
Please add all of the original stuff, please!

Blitz said on April 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM
So when do you think TTR will be opening to public?

Jake Fizzlenugget said on April 4, 2014 at 5:37 PM
Looks like goshi is having some trouble there...

Violet Leaf said on April 5, 2014 at 4:59 AM
Awe, no fun? But still i appreciate you're really trying your hardest on this game ^_^ Good luck

clippy said on April 5, 2014 at 6:19 AM
are you going to add stuff TTR

Mousey said on April 5, 2014 at 10:01 AM
Meanwhile, in Toontown...

Pinkermarble said on April 5, 2014 at 12:31 PM
Ahaha! Keep posting stuff, it just calms me down a bit.

Feathertwist said on April 5, 2014 at 4:11 PM
I just can't wait until TTR is released into the public!

Dippy Blue said on April 6, 2014 at 8:29 AM
I am so excited to TTR to be released!!!

drippydinglebrains said on April 6, 2014 at 9:20 AM
i cant wait for ttr to be released!

Callie said on April 6, 2014 at 11:14 AM
Maxbook! This is going to be fun!

Nathanjabernut said on April 6, 2014 at 2:13 PM
TTR is so awesome I wish I could be realeased to the public soon
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