Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. I really didn't wander too far from the Hideout this time though. Swear on my Super-Seltzer!



Juuuust like last time, it kicked off when I was told to get some gear for the numero uno's birthday. That's Ripley, to be specif'. Maaan, is it just me or does it feel like her birthday comes around at the exact same time every year?! Anyway, Ai Spai didn't put me on cake duty this time and gave me somethin' a little less high-stakes instead: the balloons! A pretty solid task for me, 'cause they're just big bubbles, ya dig?

As you folks can see, this blue bear got to the Sellbot Factory – a spot not far from home at all, right? I was taking a shortcut. Bad idea. A one-way ticket back to the slammer, really. Yeesh! I can't even joke about that kinda thing, and ya know I like a good joke. Anyway, what was I trying to say? Oh yeah. The Skelecogs are coming!

Yet again, I overheard some pretty juicy deets during my detour. Lucky for all of you, I had my stand-up journal handy and managed to jot down the sweeeet intel. This is what I'd noted before I was caught and chased out by that angry Skelecog. Seriously, that dude needs to try meditation or yoga or somethin'!

A Toon and a Name Dropper walk into a Gag Shop… Oops, that's my stand-up. I've just been scribblin' bits down here and there. I really wanna start taking it seriously…

Sorry, um yeah. Here's the dirt. The Skelecog Mega-Invasion will take place between July 13th 2:00 PM (PDT) and July 15th 11:59 PM (PDT). The factories will be producing a much higher yield of Skelecogs than usual. Yada yada. Resistance Rangers will be out and about to foil their plans. Ha! I know that's right!

You better have your gags at the ready – that factory was cookin' Skelecogs faster than Bridget bakes pies! Anywho, I think that's all me and my trusty seltzer have to say. Keep Toontown safe for us, yeah? Bubbles out!