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Crunching Taxes With Concentration

Posted by The Number Crunchers on April 15, 2024 at 2:00 PM

14... plus... 20. Subtract... the 5... hmm. This doesn’t add up.

Normally, we Number Crunchers would present some financial proposals to you Toons on this day. However, your collective neglect to file your taxes before Tax Day has divided our records so definitively that the C.F.O. has ordered us to file your taxes for you. Now, if you’ll excuse me...


Jellybeans – what a thoughtless currency! Have you Toons ever considered switching to Cogbucks? They’re much easier to store in a bank. Not to mention it’s simpler to add them up to actual records of income, which would make our process less… algebraic.

15... 26... Hmph...

As it’s been deduced, a large amount of documentation is missing from our filing system. It seems you leave us no choice but to launch a mega-invasion today so that we may follow up and retrieve missing tax documents from you, adding to our compiled database. And don’t even think about leaving said papers with one of your funnily formidable Resistance Rangers; a memo we’ve received informed us of their indefinite tendency to mess with the numbers of our invasions!

We’ll be eager to meet you on the streets, Toons. These odds do seem in our favor.


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Lavendeer said on April 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I find jellybeans to be a quite lovely currency, thank you very much.... Be prepared for some pies and cakes in your faces, Number Crunchers!! Because I'll be out there, too.

Captain Mac Fizzlehopper said on April 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Your days are numbered, crunchers!

Harry said on April 15, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My beans are not "For-Profit" Mr. Number-Cruncher's... Prepare to eat my pies!!! ha-ha-ha

Londo The Great said on April 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
let's get the DROP on them

Skippy said on April 15, 2024 at 8:37 PM
El Skipper, will continue to evade Tax Day from the Crunchers!

J Gaming said on April 16, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Yesterday I was chilling at 2 am (regular Toontown player behavior btw) and was surprised to see that all of the invadable districts were mega-invaded by number crunchers. surprised me before I found out it was a special event lol.

Rolling Crocodile said on April 16, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Cogbucks as currency?! That's crazy! Who ever heard of anyone using PAPER as money?

Count Fangs Palegrin said on April 16, 2024 at 10:46 AM
And that's where you're wrong!

Anonymous Toon said on April 16, 2024 at 12:34 PM
bye number crushers

Aurora Poodlesnoop said on April 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
so coool

Toonsworth said on April 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Number Crunchers? Oh dear... Well, no need to knock on my door. As a responsible member of the High Toon Society, I have filed my Bean Tax with a Bean Counter already. Now granted, that Bean Counter was a bit timid at the time when I asked him over in Dreamland, though he didn't mind the promise of Jellybeans in the end of it all. So, if someone happens to find a Bean Counter with an entire 231 Jellybeans after defeating him, the beans are all yours! That is, of course, if he hasn't been promoted to a Moneybag already. Then those beans are long gone and stowed away in barrels at the Mints.

Parm E. Sean said on April 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
If you try to crunch me, I'LL CRUNCH YOU!
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