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The Revenge of the Skelecogs

Posted by The Skelecogs on January 17, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Good afternoon once again, Toons. To say that upper management has been distraught with current Cog performance would be an understatement. No thanks to all of you, our plan to phase out Cog Suits went abysmally. We've heard no end of it over the water cooler, I can promise you. Not only that, but less than a month ago, you Toons defeated over half a million Cogs! So many hardworking individuals, working towards a future of greed and profit, defeated by a measly Foghorn.

The Skelecogs are not happy.

Thousands of Cogs are seeing pay cuts thanks to the losses, and we're not happy about it. The Sellbot Factory is even struggling to keep up with the demand for new Cogs. Our timetables for future growth have even been re-shuffled. However, we've come up with a proposal to "suit" all of these newfound needs. We've made the executive decision to reduce Cog Suit output, allowing the factory to work overtime in replenishing our ranks. To celebrate the occasion, we're sending out yet another Skelecog Mega-Invasion.

Don't be alarmed, Toons. It's clear to us that you don't understand our goal here. We just want to turn Toontown into what it was always meant to be, a cold and drab metropolis that our CogFathers worked so hard to reach. It seems that some Toons don't understand why this is necessary, but it truly is. All of your fun is nothing but a distraction to a perfect world of productivity and profits.

Don't bother deploying the Resistance Rangers, as they'll only hinder us in helping you achieve our goals. We hope that unlike last time, this Mega-Invasion will be an absolute success. We'll hopefully see you on the streets, Toons. We can't wait to offer you our various business services. 


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Super Mouse (137) said on January 17, 2020 at 2:03 PM
SPOOKY SCARY SKELECOGS

Chief Lulu - 63 said on January 17, 2020 at 2:05 PM
Haha, good luck on the "revenge" our tooniness will stop you in less than a second -- don't even try having a successful mega-invasion!

Mr. Toon said on January 17, 2020 at 2:07 PM
Lets teach these bolts a lesson.

Mister Hazel said on January 17, 2020 at 2:07 PM
Not today, Bolt Brains. We'll send out those Resistance Rangers quickly before you can catch up to me.

Weird Bella said on January 17, 2020 at 2:08 PM
My goodness this is crazy

Flowerloop said on January 17, 2020 at 2:10 PM
I think I have a toontask for this so perfect

Clover, Ivy, Enigma, Ebony said on January 17, 2020 at 2:10 PM
C... CogFathers? Is that a legitimate thing or just a pun? Nonetheless, we'll still take you DOWN, Cogs! Don't think you stand any more of a chance if you're Mega-Invading! Good luck to you!

Jake Cheesey Marble said on January 17, 2020 at 2:11 PM
Another one? They don't want to give up, do they?

Popcorn said on January 17, 2020 at 2:57 PM
Never! Once we toons take you down, it will be over for you!

Howard said on January 17, 2020 at 2:58 PM
I'm sensing another invade a cog headquarters event.

Barney Pumkingabber said on January 17, 2020 at 3:24 PM
Once i heard that we are making the cogs work probably under minimum wage really sadden me for some reason.

David said on January 17, 2020 at 3:51 PM
well good luck mr. cogs your going down

Rainbow said on January 17, 2020 at 3:55 PM
Bust 'em into bolts! Let's goooooo!!!

Mister J.C. (Laff 121) said on January 17, 2020 at 6:05 PM
Music Intensifies

Cat said on January 17, 2020 at 7:03 PM
Hahahaha stupid evil cogs! I bet me and my good friend Nutty Goobermouth will defeat you guys in seconds!

Super Croc Light Zap said on January 17, 2020 at 7:48 PM
Time to hit the head

Banana Fana said on January 17, 2020 at 7:58 PM
I may be new around here, but I'm gonna help stop these business bones!

Pop said on January 17, 2020 at 8:55 PM
Is this a reference to Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith?

Candy Coated Chaos said on January 17, 2020 at 10:11 PM
Oh, I can’t wait to offer my services to your Skelecogs, for example turning them into Skeledust... Ooops there goes your successful Mega-Invasion. Sorry not Sorry...

Paranormal Parrot said on January 18, 2020 at 7:00 AM
Don't ya dare invade our TOONY news blog again, you cogs!

Cupcake said on January 18, 2020 at 9:45 AM
Yes, Mr. Skelecogs, your work ethic IS indeed profitable, but detrimental to a Toon's way of life. So if you'd kindly leave the premises of Toontown… Oh? What's this? You don't want to leave. Well then, maybe we'll have to take care of matters in a more 'toony' way, heh....

Dynamite Lemonboing said on January 18, 2020 at 10:37 AM
oh no

Drakon said on January 18, 2020 at 12:05 PM
It isn’t very smart to show your enemies your plans, Cogs, but we Toons are very glad you did! We will destroy you with a blast of fiery breath—oops, sorry; note the name Drakon—ahem.... with a flock of fun gags! Dragons—ugh, I did it again—Toons of the World, Unite! Uhh, what CogFathers? The very last Skelecog will need to explain before getting blasted with a pie.

Alphabet Soup said on January 18, 2020 at 12:16 PM
Part of me kind of wants to see what would happen if the toons didn’t fight back.

Scout Piggy said on January 18, 2020 at 1:54 PM
Be brave don't worry THE TOONS WILL SAVE TOONOWN!

Fire said on January 18, 2020 at 3:58 PM
These wing-nuts really don't know when to quit do they? How long have they being "trying" to take over, and still no progress? Maybe we should give them a little "system reboot". Pies, anvils, and horns at the ready. Let's show these chrome-domes just whose town this is.

Eden's Nocturne said on January 18, 2020 at 4:10 PM
That's wack.

Fluffy Bunny said on January 18, 2020 at 4:30 PM
They want to take away our disquises?! No way ho zay! Rocky? please help me!

Noisy Pickles Whiskersplat said on January 18, 2020 at 4:31 PM
Stop giving us ideas.

Jake (99) said on January 18, 2020 at 4:33 PM
SPOOKY SCARY SKELECOGS

Freckles said on January 18, 2020 at 4:56 PM
Good Luck in achieving your goal cause we'll put an end to it. "Revenge" seems like an understatement and We'll stop you dead in your tracks. No mega invasion is gonna keep us away. To the streets we go and the cogs we'll stop for we toons are stronger than you and you can bet on that.

Zany Croc said on January 18, 2020 at 11:00 PM
Toons rule! Cogs drool!

Tontoon said on January 19, 2020 at 7:20 AM
Throw the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!

Barney Wondersnout said on January 19, 2020 at 5:43 PM
"Our timetables for future growth have even been re-shuffled." So... they have been prevented from making Field Offices for even longer? Maybe we should give the Sellbots a break so they can make Field Offices. Then destroy them :D

Electroboing said on January 20, 2020 at 9:34 AM
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. What I am seeing here is that the No Suit Proposal mega-invasion failed miserably the last time it was attempted, with the cogs losing millions. Now the Cogs are trying to do the exact same No Suit Proposal again with no changes, but expecting a different result. By this, I think that the cogs are canonically insane.

Princess Melody Purplejinks said on January 20, 2020 at 10:43 AM
You guys just don't know when to quit! Come on toons, let's get em! (Love the Spooky Scary Skelecogs joke by the way!)

Beck Andcall said on January 20, 2020 at 2:11 PM
THOSE BAGS OF NUTS AND BOLTS WILL NEVER FULLY DEFEAT US!

venus said on January 20, 2020 at 4:23 PM
When will the mega invasions end

Incogneato said on January 20, 2020 at 9:25 PM
Phasing out cog suits, are you kidding me? Perhaps the reason you cogs are failing so terribly are these desperate attempts to produce quantity over quality. I've been saying it for years. The most quality thing you've done is create me- me-mi-mo-MINGLERS, that's it. You're going to get stomped, I'm calling it now.

cricketcat said on January 20, 2020 at 10:12 PM
I love these mega invasions! Really neat! Fun time!

Princess Kippy Petalhopper said on January 21, 2020 at 12:43 PM
You think you can scare us Cogs, think again. We are the Toons of the World, and we will unite!

Madame Grouchy Glitter Berry said on January 21, 2020 at 6:57 PM
Fun forever! You'll never defeat us.

Rose said on January 21, 2020 at 7:00 PM
Bring it on, cogs!!!

Carly said on January 22, 2020 at 4:06 AM
Cant wait to get destroyed 20+ times

Toonsworth said on January 22, 2020 at 10:27 AM
I'm afraid that'll be an issue. I've just started growing some Organic Foghorns for The Fall of The Flunkies... I suppose it'll be used for The Scream of Skelecogs, no?

Spike the Dog said on January 22, 2020 at 7:18 PM
Ooh I hope I'm not too late

Hunter The Lioness said on January 22, 2020 at 11:09 PM
They'll never learn!
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